《The Supreme Cultivator》After bath
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"Phew, this was a great bath." Said Bòhé chá, feeling great.
Taking about 4 hours to clean up, Bòhé chá got out of the bath with a happy expression then went and sat on his computer.
"What to do today..?" Thought Bòhé chá, before deciding to stream once again.
He licked his lips then just as he was about to open the game, a loud noise rang in the room : "You got mail!"
Confused, he opened the email to find that it came from the one that used to be first across the whole game, Vicious_Ginseng.
The email said "Hi.", making Bòhé chá feel incredibly threatened, because he (somehow) felt the murderous and chilling killing intent transmitted across the email.
At first, he was scared, but then he remembered that he became a man that transcended human limits, and no one could fight him.
Relaxing himself, he stood up and went to the kitchen to prepare some tea; alas, life is not so great.
His mother was standing there, with eyes that seemed like a predator waiting for its prey to come, so just before she noticed him, he hid behind the stairs.
Just for a moment, for one moment, he saw her smirking face, a face that would cause anyone to immediately pull away and escape, but Bòhé chá had an idea.
A bucket.
After taking a bucket from his room, he silently and stealthily moved behind his mom who was looking out of the window momentarily, and put the bucket on her head.
She didn't react. Actually, she couldn't, since the bucket is one of the most useful objects in life, be it in flying or in sneaking and stealing without them noticing.
But, because plot, his father came from his room towards the mother, then tried to hug her, causing the bucket to fling off of her head, and with that, hell had started.
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"Oh no." Thought Bòhé chá as he was preparing the tea.
His mother, now able to see again, turned her her head at Bòhé chá and smiled creepily, but Bòhé chá's response was "Please wait until we drink this tea, okay?"
Why she was angry? Why did she wait in that kitchen for Bòhé chá? Only the author knows, but she will probably explain it in a moment..
Now since the tea was made, he poured himself and his parents some of that tea, then added 10 spoons of sugar into his cup, before sitting down on the opposite side of his mother in the living room.
"Now then, Bòhé chá, don't you think that you have something important to do?" Said the mother with a hint of anger in her voice.
"Yes, mother, you want the car, and I'll get its money soon, so wait, okay? I'm underage and I can't do a lot of things.."
"Hey Bòhé chá, why don't you just start writing books and sell them, I bet with your new talents you will be able to pull in a lot of readers." Said the father, causing Bòhé chá to feel conflicted, and the mother to smile.
"So then, I'll give you two months, either give me the car's money or I'll turn your life tea-less."
"Stop, the joke has become stale, my dear." Said the father to the mother.
"Tsk."
Bòhé chá stayed silent, but just after he finished his tea, he ran to his room and locked it.
"I need to find a way out of this, buying the latest cars will take me 375 155.178 yuan, which is 55k dollars by now."
Sighing, he opened back his computer, to find the email still in its place. "Hi" it said.
With great courage, he started typing words in reply..
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