Waking up, Bòhé chá felt his body brim with energy, so he opened the RPG menu to check his progress.

At first, it looked like such :

Name :Bòhé chá Stats : INT : 1 Class : Tea Cultivator STR : 10 WIS : 1 Age : Young (obviously) AGI : 10 CHA : 2 HP : 100/100 END : 10 Sex appeal : -10 MP : 3/3 DEF : 12 Cultivation Level : 1

After a good night's sleep :

Name :Bòhé chá Stats : INT : 2 Class : Tea Cultivator STR : 30 WIS : 3 Age : Young (obviously) AGI : 30 CHA : 5 HP : 300/300 END : 31 Sex appeal : -9 MP : 9/9 DEF : 42 Cultivation Level : 3

Obviously it was a very distinct change from before, yet his body showed no signs of any change.

Since what happened in the day before was when he came back from school, today is conveniently a weekend, so last chapter's quote of 'tomorrow he will kick some ass' is obsolete until the day after, so he was able to sit down and explore the greatness of his new-found powers.

On one hand is the RPG menus, which allow him to level up indefinitely and face no hardships and need no body strengthening pills due to Easy Mode, and not only that, but it also allows him to use skills which improve by grinding. Alas, he doesn't need to grind due to Easy Mode. Just by acquiring it will he be able to reach unimaginable heights while using them, making grinding obsolete.

Another thing is that in cultivation, he will meditate a lot, and since it is considered a skill, the rate at which he becomes stronger is directly proportional to how much he meditates, which will also become useless since at the end of the day, once he reaches a specific skill level, he will just level up by the second.

"Thanks old man, I'll be sure to collect all the ginsengs... Or not." Thought Bòhé chá.

Sitting down cross legged, he started meditating, therefore entering into 'Meditation Land', where he will play minecraft except in his mind.

Inside his mind, he slowly created himself a cottage, then upgraded it into a stone house, and expanded it even more. All that happened in a minor 5 hours of meditation, and an expanded stone house equals level 11.

Finally, he got out of meditation whereas he was becoming undeniably quicker at building due to Easy Mode,

"Hold on, shouldn't I have been cultivating tea?" Said Bòhé chá outloud, but there was no one to answer him except the author, which only communicates using secondary or background characters.

Sighing, he stood up and jumped out of the window to test whether his legs will get injured or not. Unfortunately, it didn't, but on the other hand, he jumped on the neighbor's flower garden, breaking all of the flowers.

Quickly, he jumped back into the window with strange accuracy, then thought to himself "Man, this feels great."

Not wanting to meditate any longer, he decided to experiment with the skill system, and his first choice was..

Open his computer and play osu!, the ultimate enemy of all non-trained gamers(?).

Sadly, he was neither a game nor a trained person, so he wasn't able to complete the tutorial without missing every single circle and clicking on the background tutorial.

"TIME TO TRASH THIS GAME TO OBLIVION!" Shouted Bòhé chá, not knowing that a game called oblivion actually existed.

And so he went, wasting his time on a game that won't help him at all except in bragging (that is a lie, it is there for plot reasons.)