In a dark and gloomy corner two voices can be heard. 

-DO IT!

-I can't, it would break the second promise. 

-DO IT!

-I don't want to!

-DO IT!

-NEVER!

-DO IT!

-NO!

-You know that you want to.

-No I don't. 

-Yes you do.

-I have already broken the first promise, what kind of person would I be if I broke both of the promises.

-You would be an oath breaker, but you already are.

-I still don't want to. 

-DO IT!

-NO

-If you don't the story will never progress.

-......

-You know that I am right. 

-I know, but I really don't like breaking my promises, anyway what kind of excuse would I cook up for being away for so long?

-I don't know, do the usual excuse with job hunting or sickness or whatever. 

-That is true for me though. 

-Sure.....

-It really is!

-Just do it already!

-Ok ok chill out. 

-DO IT!

-Fine! I will do it, I will reboot the story in a desperate attempt to get it rolling again. 

-Finally. It is like pulling teeth with you. 

-I just hope...

-SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK. 

-OK ok chill dude, just give me a few days to clean up this mess of a plot less story.