I once again questioned my life choices as I was looking at the literal personification of space and tried to reason how I ended up in this situation. Because I was unable to explain how a normal Saturday morning could lead to this situation.

I was really sure that my day couldn't get any worse, with me being fired from my job. I was in the middle of a depressive episode of mine, which always ended

with me eating snacks to a bad movie while giving sarcastic remarks to all cliche scenes when all of a sudden my surroundings changed from a cosy living room to an infinite void. "The...heck." I tried to take a step forward only to realise that I was:

1) floating in mid...space? and 2) completely unable to move in any direction.

I could fell the panic rising in the back of my mind. Where was I? Where is here? Why me? Why not John? This son of a ***** would have deserved it anyway.

"Argh...To this day, I even liked Saturdays!" I realised that I at least was not really in space, with me able to talk and breath you know. My little tirade of self-loathing and shouting profanity was interrupted by a loud cry somewhere around...behind me? Great! The only direction I was unable to look at. Did I just feel something? Nothing there?! But something was touching me. I had the urge to cry out like a little girl. So the none existing something was groping my midsection and was slowly turning me around, I once again wanted to shout in an ear rendering high pitch, because creepy.

And then I saw IT. Something I haven't seen since my childhood. A-a...Pokemon? What was it called? Po...Pe...Pak...Oh yes, Palkia that was it.

The only difference. Imagine a small puppy and now you see the same puppy but a few metres or so in hight. You get the gist. So here I was staring wide-eyed at a being that was said to be the ruler of space and ready to crap my pants. I really meant it, because the anime version was a cute little Barbie doll in comparison to this fucker. No, it didn't look that much different, but the atmosphere that it radiated was suppressing and in real life, the details were so much more. But the biggest shocker was when it began to speak.

|A human? Here in my sanctuary? How did you get here? Not that it matters. BEGONE!|

And like that, I found myself once again in another place, great. Oh, and Rude! It's not like I wanted to suddenly displace myself to you.

After once again finishing a tirade of profanity, I took in my surroundings. I seemed to stand on a huge stone floor. It was also really old and brittle.

There where pillars everywhere, most of them broken. And all of that on top of a huge mountain.

//Do you already know where I am, Yes? Ok, let's say it together. One. Two. Three! Mount Olympu...I mean Spear Pillar, yes that's what I meant. Hehe.//

I felt a headache coming. It took me an hour, but I can safely say that there is nothing here that can possibly help me. I had a smile on my face. If someone had seen it, they would have thought I was crazy. I sat down with my back against one of the pillars and tried to make a picture of my situation. //I'm in the Pokemon world. Yeah, cool, a bit too late in my opinion. I'm on top of a mountain and the only way down is a cave possibly filled with dangerous creatures. I have no food, no water. I am a 27 old guy in a sort of fictional world made for children." I began to hum the pokemon themes from the series, while tears were running down my face. "End Me."