An hour earlier

“God” had told Luke that he was hit by a truck that he has conveniently named truck-kun, as it is the often the case when people get hit by a truck, they get transported to another world. “The only thing I remember is crossing the street and then….oh shit.” Luke didn't know if this was a dream or not but he was not about to let it end here, so he played along with it. God sensed that the human child was still thinking it was a dream so he smacked him then pinched him for good measure. “Why the hell do you have to smack me?”. God replied with a grin on his face “Isn't this the fastest way to find out if you're dreaming or not, also because you didn't believe me the first time, moron.”

Luke knew this wasn't a dream but he couldn't just believe that a son of a bitch had just run him over with a truck and he was talking to a god, but there was no other explanation. So just like his computer science classes at university, he winged it. This was it? His final judgment?

“So, am I going to hell for cheating on that exam last week? Is that why I am here?”

“Calm down child, who cares, you only got a C- on it anyways. If I wanted to send you to hell, you would be there right now.”

“So where am I going?” Luke asked. God was still deciding on what to do with the kid since he was not planned to be killed until next year by the same truck. “Well since you're here early, how about you go to another world like they do in manga and fantasy novels?”, God replied.

God had a plan, he told Luke, “There is a child about to be born in an hour so you're going to be going into the world that way.” He explained that he would be stronger than the average human by a few times and be able to use magic relatively quickly. He said “if you want to know how to increase your magic power, I suggest starting to practice on your second birthday. Also, I am going to let you understand every language and let you have access to Earth's Internet but it will be in your head you cannot interact with anyone, read only access to the Internet will be granted; no porn till you're 13 in this world.”