Mc's POV:

"Tweak tweak" (Master, I'm hungry)

Something's shaking me violently

"Squeak tweak" (Master, wake up, I'm hungry)

"5 more minutes mom" 

"TWEAK" (WAKE UP)

*SMACK*

"Ouch! Hey! what's that for?"

"Tweak tweak" (Hurry up and make food)

"Ah, good morning to you too little buddy"

Hm? Where am I? Oh right, I was trashed by the bear. I will kill the guy who wrote that play death shit and feed him to a bear if I ever find him. Without Flash, I would be watching nude chicken on top of a cabinet by now.

"Come here, little guy"

I grabbed the still squeaking Flash and hug him tightly.

 "Let's have another BBQ party later. I will let you eat as much as you want"

"Sweak? Tweak" (really? Yay!)

"But let's get out of here first"

Now how do I do that? I'm currently in a ~10m diameter wide ~15m deep hole. The rocky surface is smooth with little to no footing. I don't think I can climb this.I can't punch the wall either as the sound will surely attract something and the shockwave is also not good for my health. I still can't quite control the power output yet. A cave in is no funny matter at all. 

Hmm... well, at least there's no fucking bear breathing down my neck. if that son of a bitch accidentially found me here then it would be game over. This forest is way too dangerous, I don't think the lizard or the bear is at the top of the food chain, there's that Lesser title on the lizard after all. I have to quickly find a way back to civilization. 

"System shop"

Luckily, I still have the almighty grocery shop here. Ettou, Rope 10 points per 10m, hook 50 points. Truly a reap off. Hahh, no other way then. I purchase 20m of rope and a hook, tie them together then throw. The hook make a splendid arc in the air and land safely on the ground above. I pull the rope strongly to check if its got a foothold. Ok, looks good.

"Flash, climb on my head, we are going"

Just as I said he shoot a tentacle around my neck and pull himself up right on my head. Maybe I should give you Rubber Rubber DvF...

"Yosshh, let's go. Hup"

*snap* The rope and the hook can't hold my weight so both snap in half. And * crash* My butt take the full brunt of the fall. Well, nothing a 355 end can't take. I reluctantly buy 5 20m-long ropes and 5 hooks, bundle them up together and try again

 This time,I jump with all my might for a head start and just like that... fly out of the hole....

...

.......

WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS? Give back my precious 420 points. orz.

- 5 minutes in depression later-

I never consider my own leg strength. Hahhh, no point in crying over spilt milk. I store the ropes and hooks as a reminder of my stupidity. I look around and find myself at the clearing. Although I said clearing, it's not like I can see the sun or anything. It's just that the surrounding trees is so big that none of the smaller tree can live near it. I still haven't seen any sun light as the tree's leaves cover the whole sky. 

Well, standing still won't get me anywhere. I jump in hope of flying out of leaf canopy to have a better view of the entire forest. However, I underestimate the height as well as the hardness of the damned tree and plant face first in one of its lower branches which is as thick as a small tree itself. In panic, I grab onto one of the vines dangling on my way down. Feww, safe. 

*Hisss*

Gods, not again.

Lvl.42 Giant Anaconda

HP: 2172/2181

MP: 1983/1983

SP: 1203/1351

A head as big as 2 watermelons with yellow snake eyes. The body cover in smooth dark green scale that blend perfectly with the surrounding environment. A beautiful snake if not for its fricking 30m long body and the object in my hand is not its tail. 

*HISSSS*

Well, fuck this shit I'm out. I let go of the tail to greet mother earth below. YOLOOOO.

*Boom* 

My butt once again take the full brunt of the fall but heavier this time. I hastily stand up and make a run for my life. I've been doing that a lot lately. Rabbit feet skill which has already reached Beginner Lvl.4 prove my point even further.

But looks like Fate doesn't want seeing chase and catch anymore. Not even 6m later, my Observation Haki pick up several projectiles flying my way. Fast. I jump back avoiding being hit by a hair breath. 

The ground before me is making hissing noises and ominous green smoke clouds. At least I know what the high MP is for. Magic. Something that can't lack in a fantasy world. It's a shame that I can't use it anymore. Not letting me drowning in my useless thought, the snake fire another series of deathly venom from its wide open mouth. Dodge, jump, jump, dodge. From the outsider point of view, I'm probably making a weird dance with green smoke as special effect in the background. Infact, there's actually a spectator. It's none other than Flash who has fleed to a safe distance since god know when.

"Come back here you little coward, if I die you have to go with me"

I shout but to no avail. The bastard just stand there and wave its tentacle as if cheering me

Sigh, I use《Apprisal》on the snake again only to find despair. 

lvl42 Giant Anaconda

HP: 2181/2181

MP: 1722/1983

SP: 1034/1351

After all that and it still have enough MP to fire spells at me for a whole day. Wait, its HP looks kinda low for its level. Maybe it's magic specialized. If I get close enough maybe I can kill it. The problem is that it has high ground advantage and I can't dodge mid air. It's not like I can use Moonwalk like those Marine or GP guys. I'm using my everything just to dodge those attacks so I can't bring it down with a Tremor Punch either. Not by myself that is. 

"Flash, shoot that bastard with those light beam of yours"

"Squeak" (Kay)

Follow my comand, Flash start bombarding the snake, not enough to injure it but still enough distract it with the anoyingly bright light. Making use of the small window, I take the famous stance and aim for the branch it's residing on *crack* *boom*. The iron bark of the tree hold the branch intact but the shockwave shook it violently, almost knocking the snake off. But the bastard still sturbornly hold on with its tail while 2/3 of its body hanging in the air. I dash ahead with a kitchen knife in hand infused with Haki... or at least I tried to.

 I'm not very proficient in using Haki, I don't even think I can use it without the system help, not to mention infuse it in weapon like this. Infuse Haki into an object other than your own body is not as easy as you might think. It's a highclass technique that required a lot of concentration and skill, also the unfication between you and the object. That's why many character in One Piece only use their specalized weapon. Have you seen anyone running around throwing rocks infused with Haki? The only case I have ever seen is Rayleigh but he IS the right-hand man of the Pirate King and he is a FUCKING monster. There's no way in hell a newbie like me can do it and with a kitchen knife at that. Therefore, as the most the natural thing in the world, the knife just break upon impact with the snake skin.

 I need to cure my idiocy somehow, it's becoming fatal by the minute.

My dumbfound eyes meet the snake's angry glowing yellow eyes and its fangs meet with my outstretched arm.

SHIT! IT'S HURT.

[You have been poisoned]

[ -50 HP/ second]

I coat my hand with Tremor DvF power and grab its head. The vibration force it to let go of my arm. Using the chance I bash its head to the ground creating a miniature shockwave and keep on bashing again and again. In a desperate attempt, the snake let go off the tree and wrap its body around mine, squeezing the life out of me. My other hand has already grown numb due to the poison. Constant creaking sound announce clearly the strength behind the grip. I gritted my teeth and keep on bashing with my DvF's power coated around my hand. 

*Boom boom boom BOOM*

After what feel like a eternity, it finally give in. The snake goes limp and drop dead. The thing my hand or what remains of it is only a bloody pulp. I am hovering between life and death myself. A little over 200 HP left and I'm still poisoned.

That's it. Plot armor, do your job.

[You have leveled up ×5]

[Poisoned status has been relieved]

[And please do not break the fourth wall]

Yeah yeah, whatever. I store the snake body and lie down on the ground exhausted. Flash run beside me and squeaking worriedly.

If you are that worried then help me muffindamnit. Sigh, I can't rest in open view like this. There must be something even nastier coming this way. I pick the little devil up and dragged my tired body foward. I don't want to stay even a second longer in this place. I activate my Observation Haki in full force. I feel like my senses have improve by a large margin when level up. Hmm? I hear something. It's like... WATER! 

I run like there's no tomorrow. Another 10 minutes of sprinting through the trees, stones, roots and tripping a few times, I reach a waterfall. Oh? Looks like there somebody else here.... (°♢°) this is the day I see heaven on earth