MC's POV

"~🎵~"

I'm walking in the forest with a yellow slime bouncing in tow while humming my favourite sound track in One Piece-Luffy mouko.( this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xUeaLmNDpG8 ). I'm so damn happy after outplaying that lizard. To make it even better I got myself an OP pet. Remember the slime that run like a fucking motorcycle? Well, I found it while it was busy mating with another slime? Why did I know it was mating? I don't know about you but making a dick form and pushing it in and out of another slime is obviously considered mating to me. Don't ask me. I don't know how it do that and neither do i want to know why. Anyway, I sneakily approached the bastard, picked it off the ground while ignoring some white liquid leaking out, and started playing soccer. First, I kicked it into a tree with a perfect backflip. Suprisingly, the ball seem to be quite durable as it bounced back to me so I headbutted it back to the tree. In a corner of my eye, I saw the other slime was trying to slip away so I grabbed the bastard when it flew back and threw at the female slime (maybe, do slimes have gender?). *Splash*. That was the tragic end of the poor slime. But the bastard was still alive and tried to flee so I quickly used 《Conqueror's Haki》. *flinch* *tremble tremble*.

[You have subdued the Lightning Slime]

[Do you want to make it your pet]

[Yes/No]

So there you have it. Ah right, I named the little guy Flash. Acording to system Lighting Slime is a type of slime that can move as fast as light itself. Well, it's a little extravagant but Flash sure know how to flee. Speaking of light....

"Hey system, can I give DvF to another creature?"

[Yes, you can. But only to your pet or someone who was bound to your soul. Also each individual can only have one and suffer the same cost as you]

"Huh? I thought everyone has at least 2?"

[That is only the case with someone who posses the One Piece system]

Cheapstake. There goes my newfound dream of making a Slime God. Mah, no matter

"System, I want to give Flash here the Glint-Glint Devil fruit"

[Very well, that will be 5000 points]

"Wut??!! Why so expensive? That's almost equal to a Godzilla, you know?"

[That was the cheapest because the more DvF you exchange the more expensive it will get. Now is 5000, next is 6000, then 8000 and so on. Do you expect to have it that easy?]

"I'm literally bleeding inside now"

Luckily, I haven't exchanged any clothes. Do you know that the more you walk around naked the more you feel like it is natural? (Or maybe you are just a pervert). shut up parenthesis.

"Hahh, fine. System, I want to exchange the Glint-glint DvF"

[Confirmed. You now have 400 points left]

There was a flash of light and a weird looking fruit appeared on my palm. I was prepared so I closed my eyes on time. Not gonna get trolled twice, you faggot.

"Here you go little buddy"

I throw the fruit to the slime who catch it with a tentacle. Hohoho, I will make good use of 'it' (Do not let him corupt you children, RUN). While waiting for Flash to digest the fruit with its acid or something, let's go shopping.

"System shop"

*ping* . 400 points can hardly get you anything, not even underwear. Hey, why do underwears cost more than a FUCKING GUN? 600 points for a boxer is too damn expensive.

[It's high class underwear made with modern technology thus the price]

Whatever. I purchased a cape, the Admiral type with the word 'Justice' in Kanji on the back and a simple black pants. Still no underwear. At this rate I will really become a pervert. Oh, looks like Flash is almost done. Huhm? What's that shiny spot in him?

*flash* GAHHHHH!!! FUCK!! NOT AGAIN!! *ping*

[Yours pet, Flash has evolved]

[Flash is now a Elemental Beast of Light]

Huh? WTF? Flash's status

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Name: Flash

Race: Elemental Beast of Light

Age : 4 months old

Sex : Male

Level:1

HP : 508/508 [+ 33/s]

MP : 0/54

SP: 330/330 [+ 29.7/s]

Stat : Str : 51 Ag: 500 Int: 20 Dex: 110

Title: None

Skill :

*Unique Skill:

+Glint-Glint Devil Fruit

+Observation Haki

*Racial Skill:

+ Elemental's Body: Elemental is the manifestion of nature itself. As long as the element it rule on still exist, an elemental is immortal.

Effect: Immune to all physical and magical attack during daylight/ limitless lifespan/ major boost to all stat during daylight [effect depend on the amount of light]/ grant the ability to transform into light and move at extreme speed

+Slime's talent: due to used to being a slime, user still have all the racial skill of a slime

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Somehow my pet has got even more OP than me. orz. (He even smarter than you).

*crital hit* that's it. Let's kill myself

"Tweak tweak" (master, I'm hungry)

"It's alright little guy. You don't have to console me. I know I'm a useless master *sob*"

"Tweak squeak" ( I don't know what you're doing but hurry up, I'm hungry)

-5 minutes in depression later-

*Grrrr* huh? What's that? Another lizard? (No it's your stomach). Oh now that you mentioned I haven't eaten anything since coming here. Yossh, let's hunt

-Another 5hrs flow by-

*Groannnn* uh, not good. NOT GOOD AT ALL!! STUPID FOREST!!! I'm dying, I'm really dying this time. Mother in heaven, I'm coming to you. (Just pick some fruit you idiot). Hhm? Yeah, fruit, how come I never think of that?

"Hey Flash, did you see any fruit edia.... what is that you are holding?"

"Squeak?" (Food?)

"You little bastard, give me that"

I snatch the blueberry-like things from the bastard tentacles and jug it down my throat. Hahhh, I'm alive. *groan* but not enough. More. I NEED MOARRR.

As if Fate has got bored again *crack* Just at that time a giant boar step out from the bushes and... charge straight at me.

Hey hey, isn't it normal to make some threatening or something? Fuck!! I quickly jump to the side barely avoiding those enormous tusks. *BOOM*. That thing just snapped that huge tree like it was a fucking twig. Imagines I was at the receiving end. That send a chill down my spine. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FORREST??!! 《Apprisal》

Lvl.21 Giant Wildboar

HP: 1983/2100

MP: 90/110

SP: 1321/1566

It's alright, I still can win. I take my basic MMA stance. Arms up, right leg pull to the back, heel off the ground. The boar charge in again but this time I'm prepared. I sidestep out of its route and throw a cross with all my might at it head, Haki and Tremor fruit infused of course. *crack boom* a few tons of meat is blown away like a ragg doll a good 8 or so meters away.

HP: 1531/2100 (Stun)

Hoh? Tough guy, aren't you?

"C'mon. Let's see what you got"

It stand up shakily but quickly pull it mind together and once again charge in much faster than before. This time I jump into the air, the boar try to stop imidiately, making screeching sound on the ground but BIG MISTAKE. I join my palm together and "HULK SMASH!" *crack kaboom* dust and dirt is blown into the air. The shockwave uproot a few nearby tree and smash me into a boulder not far away, breaking it into spieces. It's hurt but I'm sure the bastard got it worse. A gentle breeze clear the dust away revealing a 5m in diameter large hole with crack spreading out like spider webs. The Giant Wildboar just lie there motionlessly. Not yet, it's still alive, just barely. Let's finish this quickly. I don't know what else this fight might draw in. *piu* huh? A small beam of light pass through the boar's head, killing it instantly.

[Flash has leveled up ×4]

[You have leveled up]

Did I just get KSed?

"Tweak Tweak" (master master, I killed it. I killed the big pig, am I good, master?)

The little devil look at me excitedly with sparkling eyes (he doesn't have eyes though) as if waiting to be prasied... *Puchii*. Let's play basket ball.