《In a diffirent world with One Piece system. cliche? No it's a cancer cliche》Where's my cute little slime?
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- beside a huge tree that seem to reach the heaven are a naked couple currently in heated bodily contact.... oops, wrong scence... No, I'm not peeping or anything *Whistle whistle* ... Ahem,In a dense forest where enormous shadow can be seen roaming freely, constant beasts's roar can be heard in the distant, grimm asmosphere where air, tree and darkness are condensed in a massive mass of wildlife and death. There lies a giant of about 2.5m tall, slightly reddish skin, white hair, eyes with golden iris and black slit in the middle, sharp handsome face that oddly compattible with the huge body size, board and tight muscle that seem can crush a bear with a small squezze. That's right. It's our MC. Applause everyone * insert insect sound here* (This is awkward). Hah, fine, moving on with the story, narrator out-
Where am I? Oh, a déjavu (oh, déja.... damn, a sec late). So parenthesis, any idea where we are? ( the narrator said it's a middle of nowhere). So helpful.
[ This is system 7.17. Do you copy?]
So now I hear another voice inside my head. Do I get crazier? Wait. System? Is that you? I thought you are a blue screen
[ I just got upgraded]
( the author is just too lazy to insert the table ) good job parenthesis. Now, forest, check. System, check. Fantasy world, check. Pretty cliche so far. Final one, status *ping* Oh blue screen, nice to see you again.
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Name: Alex Kel August
Race: Titan Of Destruction ( sound like a certain grade 8 symtom )[my avatar is a grade 8 though]
Age : 23 ( 0 )
Sex : Male
Level:1
HP : 1719/1719 [+ 30/s]
MP : 0/25
SP: 900/900 [+ 27/s]
Stat : Str : 270 Ag: 90 Int: 10 End: 300
Title: None
Skill:
+Uniqe Skill:
* Tremor-tremor devil fruit
Cost: ability to use mana and swimming[ you're too op already]
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* Haki [all three type]
*Otherworlder's Basic Skill Set:
-Apprisal
-Infinite Storage
-Common Language
-Status Concealment
+Racial Skill:
* Titan's Body: titans have extremely durable and strong body
Effect: +50% str and +100%end
* Titan's Blood: titans are the manifestion of the world's nature so they are immortals as long as the elements they rule on still exist
Effect: regeration rate + 200% when destroying things/ limitless lifespan
*Titan's Talent(Locked): can freely increase body size, mass, stat up to 10 times
Cost: 50 stamina/ mint ( max: 500 stamina/ mint)
*Titan's Skin(Locked): ever heard of dragon's scale? Titans's skin aren't losing either
Cost: 10 stamina/ mint
+General Skill:
*Mix Martial Arts [Advance lvl.3]
*Knife Mastery [Beginner lvl.9]
*Gun Mastery [Advance lvl.1]
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"What's up with the shitty int, hey, do I look that stupid to you? "
[ Pretty much yes]
(Totally agree on that)
Yeah, Fuck you too parenthesis. The stats looks decent enough(except the int) but i don't have a reference so let's move on. Well, now what should I do? I look down and see myself in all glory nakedness
"Hey system, do you have clothes?"
[Yes, just say 'system shop']
"System shop" *ping* (the author just got lazy again) huhm? I have 0 point. "Hey, How the hell can I go shopping with 0 point"
[That's your problem]
"So I can get point by killing things and doing mission like in those light novel, right?"
[Yep, gum ba de oh]
Haizz, Let's hunt then. It's a forest so I can hunt rabbits or dears, maybe slimes, you have to hunt slimes in a fantasy world, right? (um... no, not really). Yossh, cute little slime here I come.
-5 hours, 2 poison mushrooms, and 4h30' in agony later-
Fuckkkkk!!! Where are all the monster, hell, I can't even see small animals! What the fuck is wrong with this goddamn forest ( later did he know this forest is named The Land Damned by Gods ) you said something parenthesis? (No, nothing) Hm? Well nevermind. Oh slime KITAA * piu* Eh? I never know slime can run so fast? Eh? Is my shadow always this big? * Grrrr* ...There's something nasty behind me isn't it ( * nod nod* )... Fuckkkkkkk!!! Why is there a fucking dinosaur in a fantasy world?
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[They are called Earth Dragon here though]
Oh, so helpful ain'tcha
[*blush* Thanks]
It's not a compliment muffindamnit
(Shut up and run, dumbass) woahhhh, my super duper ultimate power do your job
《Conquerer's Haki 》
*flinch* Did it work? ( You just raised the death flag) *ROARRRRR* nope. IT'S NOT WORKING?
[Do you expect to knock THAT out with your newbie Haki? You're weak, deal with it]
Great, now I have another snarky parenthesis. Ok, plan B, "tremor- tremor I choose you"
I stop abruptly taking the dragon by suprise which also make an abrupt stop, take my stance and punch with everything I have *crack* *boom* the air crack like glass then a massive shockwave fly out, kicking trees and dust to scatter and hit the lizard head on "Hah, In your face you fucking oversized lizard" *ROARRRRR* woahh, now it's mad. How the fuck is it so strong Muffindamnit? I supposed to face a slime first not a goddamn GODZILLA. Learn your common sense you FUCKING WORLD.
- 30 minutes, Over 700 SP, 15km of dense forest later-
*pant pant* what is wrong with this lizard? Why does it only chase me? We ran across a lot of better looking prey but it just keep on chasing me. Calm down! I need to calm down! Let's see what I can do, Haki is useless for now except Obsevation Haki. I have been avoiding its mouth and those enormous feet for a while now. Devil fruit is no use either, my stats is just as good as a lvl.1 ... Fuu, fuuu. Alright, 《Apprisal》
[Lvl.54 Lesser Earth Dragon]
HP: 4983/ 5125
MP: 75/230
SP : 500/ 1300
*Flip the table* The fuck lvl.54? I'm only lvl.1!! You can't be serious. HEY, FATE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS DOING THIS, COME OUT SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT LIFE!!
[ Due to running like there is no tomorrow you have gain the skill *Rabbit Feet ]
Rabbit my ass, why not some cool name like The Flash or something. Hahhh, This is getting no where. That thing still have enough stamina to push me off a cliff, litterally. I saw one when I run down ( roll down) the hill. Wait. *insert a light ball here* Maybe I can make use of it. What a genius. "Hey you big-ass oversized lizard" *crack** boom* I throw another Tremor Punch at it to make it even angrier. "Yes, that's right, come at me big boy, I will make you feel realllly good" That's last part came out a little wrong. Anyway, I can see it. 15m.... 10m.... 5m...1m. NOW! I turn around and deliver a full power Tremor Punch at the bastard chubby feet. " HULK! SMASH!" Ever seen a T-Rex flying? What a shame, I'm seeing it now. The 15m tall lizard make a perfect summersault mid-air and down the rift. A solid 30 seconds later I hear a lound crash, bet that's hurt.
[ You have level up ×8]
[You have gained 5400 points]
[Due to defeating an enemy many times stronger than you, you have gained the tittle 'Indomitable Will']
"Haha, hahaha, MWAHAHAHAHA, KNEEL BEFORE ME AS THE MIGHTY ALEX LIZARDBAND WILL BRING YOU DESPAIR"
(* face palm*)
[ Pftt, hahahaha, 'Alex Lizardband', hahaha, gods, my side is killing me, hahaha]
*blush*
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