《One Punch Man : The New Saitama》House of Evolution ( Part 1)
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Right after exiting his apartment building, Blast went for the Armored Gorilla that Tatsumaki had found an hour prior. He was quite amused when he saw that said gorilla was still laying on the ground, the lower half of his body crushed by a gigantic rock.
"*Sigh* I think that Tatsumaki doesn't know what holding back means. Then again i don't really care." Said Blast, slapping the Armored Gorilla's face to get his attention.
"*Cough* W-Who are you ?" Asked Armored Gorilla in a robotic voice. Blast chuckled before he began to strangle the gorilla, who tried to get out of his grip but couldn't.
"Okay, it's simple. You're gonna tell me everything about your boss, i wanna know where he's, what he's doing and why he sent you and your buddies to attack me. Talk." Said Blast, though he glared at the gorilla for the last part, so that he knew no wasn't an answer. The gorilla tried to resist, but it took him only a few seconds to drop his fake robotic voice and stutter an answer.
"W-Well, my Boss i-is Doctor G-Genus, he created a place called the H-House of Evolution. As i-it's name states it, it's p-place where Doctor G-Genus experiments on c-creatures to make them stronger. H-His goal is t-to create an u-ultimate being that s-stands at the peak of e-evolution. H-He sent us to k-kidnap you so he c-could experiments on you, and transform into....." The gorilla looked at his body and smiled weakly. "That."He finished.
"Hmm.....Well thank you for the informations." Said Blast. He then got up and walked away.
"Y-You're not c-capturing m-me ?" Asked the confused Armored Gorilla. Blast smiled and turned around.
"Nah! I'm too lazy to go all the way to A-City just so that the Hero Association can put you in jail or something." Said Blast, causing the Armored Gorilla to sigh in relief. But what Blast said next made him gasp in horror.
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"I never said i was gonna let you go though. You know those buildings behind you look kinda nice, but i think they would look even better if someone was to paint them in red." Said Blast, and before the Armored Gorilla could even react, a fist connected with his head, making it explode in a shower of blood. Blast looked at the building in front of him and sighed.
"I'm don't think i'm a good painter. Well it doesn't matter anyway, now what should i do ?" Said Blast striking a thinking pose. He couldn't think for long however, since his phone began to ring. He took and saw that the caller was Agoni.
"Sup' how you doin' ?" Asked Blast in a carefree manner, as if a group of mysterious beings hadn't tried to attack him and kill a dozens of civilians. It was quite lucky that for once, Tatsumaki did her job correctly. Agoni started to talk, but Blast didn't listen to him as he saw how much destruction Tatsumaki had caused.
'Okay, maybe she didn't do her job as good as i thought she did.' Blast sweatdropped, but then he was cut off his thought by an angry Agoni.
"Blast!! Are you even listening to me ?!!"
"Nope, what were you talking about?" Asked Blast, seemingly not caring about anything Agoni had to tell him.
"I was telling you that Mosquito Girl, the mysterious beings that you defeated a few days ago, finally decided to talk. Apparently she's a genetically modified creature, created by a guy called-"
"Doctor Genus, blah blah House of Evolution, blah blah create ultimate being. Am i right ?" Said Blast , shocking Agoni.
"How did you.....No actually don't answer that. You interrogated one of the mysterious beings that attacked you, huh ? Actually tell me something, how is it possible that Tatsumaki forgot to kill one of them ?" Asked Agoni.
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"She didn't forget, i told her to stop, and she told the people around to let the mysterious being where she left him. You know it's quite easy to order her around. I thought she would be more annoying." Said Blast.
"HAHAHA! If only the other heroes could listen to that, they would tell you how crazy you sound. You're the only one who can get Tatsumaki to talk normally, without her usual condescending tone and arrogant smirk. Anyway, we need you here, i think we can get more informations from Mosquito Girl if you're here. She still refuse to talk about the other monsters that the House of Evolution created." Said Agoni.
"Agoni.....Can you go to her cell, and put the phone on speaker ?" Said Blast. Agoni was taken aback by that but did as he was told nonetheless. A few minutes later, Agoni was in Mosquito Girl's cell with Amai Mask and Zombie Man, the two Heroes glaring at each other. Zombie Man looked at Agoni's phone and saw 'Blast' written on it.
"A-Agoni ? Are you talking to B-Blast ?" Asked Zombie Man, as his whole body trembled. Agoni nodded, and Zombie Man had to supress a gigantic smile to appear on his face, it was quite unlike him to do that, but he was just so excited by the fact that Blast was on the other side of the phone.
"Okay Blast, she's here, i'm putting the phone on speaker." Said Agoni, while the door opened and Metal Bat stepped inside, and was immediately confused when he saw Agoni holding his phone. He looked at Zombie Man who mouthed one word that made Metal Bat smile.
Mosquito Girl was aware of who was in her cell, but she acted as if she was sleeping, even though it didn't fool anyone.
"Oi, Mosquito Girl. "Said a powerful voice. Mosquito Girl perked up when she heard this voice that she could recognize any day. This voice that terrified her to no end. Afterall, this voice belonged to Blast.
"It's gonna be simple. Tell those people everything you know or....." Blast stopped and even if she couldn't see him, Mosquito Girl could feel the dangerous tone of his voice, she knew that if she was facing him at this moment, his glare alone would make her faint. " I'm gonna punch you so hard, your entire body is gonna turn to mush. No actually.......If you don't tell them everything, i'm gonna make you suffer more than you can even possibly imagine." Said Blast, stunning everyone in the room, while Mosquito Girl actually fainted.
"That should be enough. I think i'm gonna record my voice so that next time you need me for something like that, you won't have to call me. Well i'm gonna go eat some ramen now...Don't call me again for the next 24 hours!!!"
"O-Okay"
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