《Pink Mage》For all the naughty children of the world.
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Pepperoni found herself in a strange cave. She had been following her favorite prey, a slime, and when she had finally caught and killed the naughty little thing she didn’t know where she was. What she did know is that it felt great to be here, but she was getting hungry. So she wandered around trying to get back to ‘Din Din’.
She was not successful, she did however, gain more power the longer she stayed here. But since she was getting hungry she decided to have a little snack. She heard the squeaking of a little mouse. Of course, she also heard the squeaking of much bigger mice. She avoided those.
She found that little mouse running down the cave, hiding from rock to rock. She wiggled her butt, nothing helps her pounce accurately like a good butt wiggle, and struck. The prey didn’t know what hit him, he did however try to struggle free from whatever it was. A quick bite to the head ended that struggle.
Now it was time to get out of this feel good place. But she still didn’t know where to go. So she wandered around. But there were bigger mice than she had ever seen running around here. So she very regally, backed away from those. Of course, her slime subjects received no such grace.
Pepperoni found herself growing stronger as she hunted, she did finally find the exit but it felt locked to her. It was a strange feeling, like she was supposed to be in a certain place. She didn’t like it, unfortunately like visiting the V. E. T., it wasn’t her choice. However, as she pounced on another ROUS she did feel another pull. It was telling her she had a place to be.
She summarily ignored that one. Nobody told her where she had to be. It was like the crate that they took her to that dreaded place with. She would not go and that was final. However, she was also challenged for this place. She would destroy these challengers post haste. Nobody was allowed to claim her throne.
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Except Mama Anderson, but that was only so that she could become a pillow to make her throne softer. Micky wasn’t a bad pillow either, or any of her family really. But definitely not these interlopers.
She didn’t know how long it took but Micky found her. Good boy, you shall be rewarded. She had been investigating a loud noise when she came across his scent. Apparently her servant had decided to bring a servant of her own.
She attacked some prey for her servant to cook up latter, of course right now she wasn’t hungry but she could always eat on the way. No, right now she had to bring her boy out of here, it was dangerous.
Eventually they came across two other peoples. She decided she did not like them, they felt like they might hurt her boy. That was unacceptable. They eventually were moused by her purresents, Ha! And she allowed them to live. She would have to teach that joke to Micky’s dad it was hilarious and the man needed a better sense of humor. And education in pickup lines, what he used to mate with Mama Anderson was terrible.
She followed Micky back, even though the voice told her she couldn’t leave. Even though it told her she had stuff to do, Pepperoni was not a girl to be leashed by a pretty rock.
Then Micky put her in that dreaded place. She mewled and begged to be released. But nobody seemed to listen. They gave her scritchs but that only helped so much. She wanted to be let free to roam and find some trouble. It was only a good adventure if she came back with fleas and ticks!
But she was not allowed release from this prison. The princess was left alone to await her prince in glorious fur. Well if she was being honest with herself, she was a queen that had been around the block a few times and was waiting for that nice king tom, he had the best looking tuxedo and knew just were to…
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Finally she [Tamed] Micky and he allowed her release. She traveled around with him, fought an epic battle or a few, and returned to roast. Well, it was a ‘Kitty Palace’, it wasn’t that bad… So long as she wrecked the door. Which she did, triumphantly. She brought a few blankets in to sleep with all the scents of her family. Unfortunately that tom was a bit small know, and even though he still seemed skilled he had gotten a little fat since she left. Oh well, can’t have everything.
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