“God damn, that was a loud scream!” For the first time in weeks, I had peacefully dreamed about flying potatoes with golden plates of armor and a horn on their buts...and terranians, even though I have no idea what terranians are anymore.

It was all fuckfert. I just hoped that I had NOT been woken up by a slowly fading distorted voice.

Wait...what?

Oh yeah, I had made my self-made system, take control of my lagging thoughts.

Taking mean and putting the e in the a, I laughed as I had a flexible mental dialogue. “Seems your mental mind, formed by weak electric lights is finally gone.” I took a quick look up towards the sky. A thing of shadows, tinted with blinding spots of grey talismans took a close look at my face.

“Hey, I know I’m sexy but please stop inspecting me with that…” I raised my eyes to the side as if trying to remember.

[Rengik sense.]

“Rengik sense of yours.” The thing of shadows leaned away from me and turned to...Womtar? Where are Cher and Heyla? “May I take your friend into the world of the kept?” The thing of shadows raised his arm, as he eyed me with his yellow eyes and made seven circular motions with his index finger. A shining spider web appeared.

[Tell him I said no.]

“Oh, I see what is happening.” Womtar is the name of my rusted sword and therefore the system. I actually met him...

[46878852 years ago]

in the four tombs of crevix. The shining spiderweb shined a bluish grey color and started to engulf the room in light.

[Analysing]

And I also had that.

Spifer forge: A spider web made by lustrous bindings that sift the world around you like the eye of a storm. Also you should watch out.

“Agh!” Next time be more aware of your surroundings Otreal. “Hey! Womtar said to leave me alone.” The thing of shadows turned to look at my sword and dashed towards it. I sighed “Why do I have to always be the one to deal with all of this bullshit?” I stood up and activated the full power of the system.

[Warning. ERROR, ERROR.]

My blood became filled with sovereign energy. My face turned crimson as my life force pumped itself throughout my whole body and a armor of eldritch bones formed around my body. My feet started arching and melting the ground into millions of bubbles as my body exploded into action.

[LIFE FORCE (Vit):∞]

[MUSCLE TENSION (Strength):∞]

[ENERGIES:∞]

[MOVEMENT (Dexterity):∞]

[BRAIN (Intelligence):∞]

The world around me became fuzzy and soft, not like it was a blurry picture but like If everything became smashed up air. We could even say I could see the particles shifting and moving, as well as vibrating with waves of undetected power. Everything around me turned into slow motion, as I felt the tip of my toes touching the ground switch to the side of my feet, then to the back of my feet, other side and finally the ball of my feet, making me dash like a spinning tornado towards the thing of shadows.

Congratulations you have just learned your first master technique. “The 13 side glances.”

My hands raised over my head and my movements became so fast that I felt I accelerated time for only me while everything else turned into a standstill. I reached the thing of shadows and flew from spinning to crouching in front of his leaned figure and so I threw a spinning punch.

The particles making up the floor felt the waves of my power course through them and so they fused together. The temperature around my feet increased 40 million degrees fahrenheit, and I was raised up. The thing of shadows had no time to react before he was shot into the atmosphere beyond the moon and into space. I felt something tickling me from below and I quickly looked down and saw the ground below me grow upwards as it turned dark and shining.

[Analysing] [You have found the material Cixiewent an old rock used for forging civilitations and buildings inside the inhospitable core of worlds.]

That is so fucking awesome, can I add it to my armor?

[Permission granted...assimilating.]

The growing cancer of rocks below turned into millions of flying black tentacles as they flowed through every single entrance in my skin and bone armor.

[8 Armor has become= Cicie armor of the stars.]

The world turned back to normal and I stepped out of the black crater I had made. “Womtar can you tell me where we are?

[I’m unsure]

“Wait...so we are stuck here?” I looked at the sky and saw a hole the size of a moon on it being slowly closed by the surrounding pile of clouds “Dam, I think I kicked him too hard, will he survive? Can you get him back?”

[Chaos will make sure he does.]

Soooo, the fist one or second one?...he was our only guide out of this place right? Hey are you there womater? I slid down the black crater I had made and picked off my sword by the handle which for some reason had fallen in the middle of the crater.

[Womtar.]

Now to find Cher and Heyla. Wontar activate all searching and...

[Velting]

velting abilities available... I turned to look at my surroundings and found no trail, track, presence, esense, or any kind of form of how they disappeared. I looked up at the pillars that made the ruins and found a door just beyond one of those rock pillars. “Well fuck me, looks like I can only stay here until they find me or I find them.” I twirled my sword up from the ground and impaled it to the bone armor that made my back. “I just hope they are thinking of me.”

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“Hahahahahah! That is so funny!” Heyla said as she bumped her fist on the table. I just sipped on the liquid black biscuit I had been given and eat the white cup that came with it.

“Just imagine my surprise when she had eyeball fo babies! I was like: Wait up, those are not my children, I mean look at them, they have only one mycur tandis.” One mycur? WHHHATTTT? I covered my mouth as I almost spilled out my liquid biscuit.

“HAhahahahahahha! OMGG. And what did she say next?” Asked Heyla. The eyeball sitting on his chair in the most famous resting bars, which would be normally called a tart on this tridimensional plains snorted and he said rapidly. “She was like: I will kill your family and your whole legion. Armies of the worlds of royal, attack!!!! What she did not know was that I’m an apocalyptic being. HAHAHAHAHH!” Heyla grabbed onto her belly and laughed out loud too.

I just closed my eyes and felt the strength that made me so famous in any world in velvet 34, 86, and the most fun:55 come back to me. “Guys, I think I’m going to retire for this day.” I pushed myself from my seat and levitated.

“Day? Aren’t you guys cosmic enormities?” Heyla kept looking at the eyeball in anticipation while Cher let out a long jawn. “Yeah, we are but we need to find Otreal before he goes nuts and destroys the universe he is on by accident, then he alarms the tyrant and we all need to go to another velvet.” The eye of the big eye opened wider than any eye on eye world, and he gasped with his little sharp mouth. “May I come to help thou?”

Heyla jawned and levitated too. “Yeah let's go Yeroma, I have to retire too.” I flew up and landed on a soft white bubble and said: “Yeah, you can come with us but be careful the tyrant has our tail harder than before because of Chaos.” The eyeball closed its eye and smiled. “Sure, why no?” Dam, he is a fast sleeper Heyla popped inside my bubble and hugged me. “When can we keep this going on for?” I looked out the window and saw the big city that made up half of this little tridimensional planes.

“I do not know...but at least we can have fun for this few millennia.” I closed my eyes and rested my legs on bubble block in the big bubble that was attached to the ceiling of the tart.

“It is so sad that this will end someday.” Heyla looked at the sign of the inn that said: The HUUUM. Her eyes closed too, and a tear rolled down her face.

“I know, I really do.”

...

*Next day*...What? I just love to make transitions as I hate the night.

I opened my eyes and grabbed onto something smushy beside me...the bubble of course. “Hey, Heyla wake up we need to find Lem...Otreal.” Heyla shifted and out of her sleep and jawned as she raise her hands. “Whaa?” I opened the bubble and jumped outside with my right leg extended and my left leg slightly raised. For me, a 40 meter jump was nothing to be amazed of.

“Hey, Cher watch out! I furrowed by brows in confusion and looked down. “Fuck is all I could say before I landed on a floating pool. “Heyyyyy, that ticklesssssususus.” I exploded out of the pool and landed on the wall of the inn. The orifices in my legs grew tiny curved spikes that made me stick and I tensed my empowered abs so that my body could stay relatively straight instead of bended towards the ground.

“Mom, some girl went inside of me.” A super big pool the size of a house, covering 1/5 of the inn took a look straight at my golden eyes and she laughed loudly with her stone mouth.

.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I might just have all of you for dinner, you all sweet and Yuru...stop calling me MOM.” The bubbling pool diva floated outside the inn and broke up into particles of sentient gas as she touched the air outside...that was intentional, wasn’t it? “ I shaked the water stuck in me and jumped down to the ground. “Heyla it’s safe come down!” Uffh, today was sure going to be fun. “Hey Cher watch out!” AGAIN?

“What do you mean by safe!?” The big child-like pool of water looked down on me and opened its big stone mouth wide. “You will be eaten by me THE ALL GREAT POLULULU.” I raised my palm and shook my head. “Tomplo.” The body of the water child exploded and his stone eyes and stone mouth decorated the wall, while the watching receptionist stood with her whole body wet, her arms crossed and her goat eyes shut tightly, her mouth opened but closed...until she opened it again.

“NO KILLING IN MY HOUSE. And I’m sorry about my temperament but I just switched bodies so...GET OUT OR SUFFER MY WRATH!” The big sleeping eye on the chair he was sitting on yesterday opened his lef...wait, he only has one eye... “Dam, give them some time lovely dovely. I cover for them, don't worry.” The serpentine female looked at eye and pouted. The eye with tentacles suddenly levitated from his chair and came towards us. “I'm sorry about that, my wify has been a little too mad this past usyrs.”

[Hello!]

“What the eye god?”

[PAPPAPAPAPAPAPPPP.]

Shit, I knew Lem was going to do something bad!

[I COME FROM THE BEYOND.]