I was out bruning the world to a crisp when two men stopped me. They had white armor and wings. They looked like angels, but they were just using sacred items to fly. Behind one was the avatar of helios. The god of the sun and racism was standing behind one of his paladings. “We are here to stop you evil dragon!”

“Evil?”

“Yes, you are evil.”

“The humans attacked me first. Relax club mates. I will rebuild the world when I’m done here. I just need to burn it down first.” My clubmates gulp as they inspect me. “Anon, is that really you?”

I nod. “What happened?”

“The usual, get summoned as a monster, set up a community of monsters, have it destroyed by humans.”

“How’d you set up a community of monsters?” they laugh like that’s impossible.

“They speak Common you know. They have brains that are more intelligent than yours.”

He doesn’t like my insult. “We can’t let you continue with your rampage. We understand it was hard to lose your slaves, but you can’t destroy the world because of it.”

“That’s the thing though.” I look down at my two large claws. “I can.” I test the limits of my pyromancy. Casting three firestorm spells at the same time. The sky glows red as meteors fall in all directions. While the paladins attempt to dodge I ignore the fire and rush for the one with Helios standing behind him. He notices me and dodges out of the way. The paladin behind him becomes my new target. I bite down around him. I would swallow him whole, but that would be a great way for me to get stabbed from the inside. I take my tongue and find him in my mouth. Like a piece of corn I take him out from between two teeth and crush him with my tongue. After he is flat I swallow him, armor and all.

The other paladin gags. I take advantage of this to cast even more firestorms. The surroundings become apocalyptic. Fire constantly raining from the sky. The meteors bounce off my scales, but the paladin has to spend the majority of his concentration dodging them. The avatar of Helios raises a hand. A bright light shines out from it. I block it with my claws. Slowly I can feel something drilling into my nail. Helios is visibly sweating now. He puts all his power into his attack. The beam of light drills through my fingernail. I have already moved away from it’s trajectory. I look at him with a smile. “Isn’t even a flesh wound.” I heal myself. Helios taps the paladin on the shoulder. The paladin looks up and backwards. Helios is telling him to flee. I take advantage of his turned back to spit my black fire at him. He takes it directly. Even the avatar of Helios is burning with black fire. He doesn’t seem to mind, but his paladin is freaking out. I dive for him. Grabbing his ivory wings and breaking them in my hand. The paladin tries to grab onto me, but I flick him down. He falls to the earth below. A splat is heard. The black fire begins to spread from where he fell.

The theocracy had started to send armies to take me down. They actually were just sending soldiers to their deaths. Entire armies taken out by unkillable fire. The only surviving homes of demi-humans were the swamp and water tribes. The water tribe had water magic. Amazing I know. Perhaps if the Theocracy was more open to demihumans they would have better water magic than create water.

Either Way. Something about a black dragon burning thousands of white knights alive is just so. Therapeutic. These people are after all the reason why the humans betrayed me. After I become a god I will raize the entire world. Then a flood that will extinguish all the fires. I think idle thoughts like ‘should I make an arc full of kobolds?’ while I burn the Theocracies army to the ground.