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[14:16] treeisfun: yo what the FUCK man
i got the same dream that oxy did
is this some brain virus shit?
[14:18] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: I said not to mention this again today. I’m terrified, okay? I don’t want to talk about it.
[14:19] treeisfun: what? lame. idk where you said this. if you want a rule write it
this is the wildest shit just let me explain
[14:20] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: Just
[14:20] treeisfun: ?
[14:21] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: Alright. You weren’t a part of this. Go on. But please keep it brief.
[14:24] treeisfun: so yeah i got to the parking lot, and pushed the door like you did
but it didn’t wake me up
i got into some big-ass church place
with some glass clock thing going back and forth in the center
[14:25] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: We already discussed all of this. Did you not read the thread?
[14:26] treeisfun: bro i was tired af
why are you such a downer
this is crazy shit
[14:26] Ancient_Archivist: This again? Really?
[14:27] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: Read the thread. Come back here only if you have anything meaningful to add.
[14:29] tarr: What IS this? This is blatant mod abuse. Your feelings got hurt. So what? Let people discuss for fuck’s sake, just leave if words on a screen make you throw a tantrum
[14:34] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: You have no idea what it’s like to have your reality broken to pieces. You have no idea what it’s like to feel as if everything you know and love might not be true. If dreams can feel like this… What if reality could be woken out of at any moment? Your family, friends, pets… All of it vanished in an instant.
I want to scream. I just don’t want it to end.
[14:36] tarr: It’s a FUCKING DREAM. Get this in your head. It’s NOT REAL.
[14:37] Ancient_Archivist: But you are, we are and so is everyone you care about. We’re worried about you, Oxy. We want you to get better. Don’t let Cupio’s tabletop roleplaying stories get to you. He was probably just messing with us.
[14:38] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: He never messes around. When he says something, he always means it. And that’s why I’m afraid.
[14:47] treeisfun: ok i skimmed the thread
so yeah i saw the glass monster and got out of the church place aswell, thought it was kinda cool
but after that there was a blue stone floor with some thickass dark fog
legit you couldn’t see shit except like 1 foot around you
thought it was probably some shit where there’s gonna be some bigass hole you can’t see and kill you
so i went real real slow, like super slow
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but then i started feeling like shit, wanted to puke all over and my back was aching bad
thought it was the fog, poison gas or something like that
picked up the pace, felt better but still watched out for any weird shit
then bam, big hole, like i thought, got around it
at this point i just wanted out
poison shit? monster shit? hell naw
walked a bit faster, some more holes, and boom, stone wall, not smooth, like some cliff
looked back and - oh man, that was the wildest shit
the fog was all gone behind me, could see all over the place
it was some kind of viking bridge, with 3 demon statues and ice mountains and everything, would’ve took a pic if i had my phone, it looked epic
but i got the need to vomit again so i walked along the cliff wall, touched a stone door and got the hell out of there
and that was that, back in bed
weirder than any trip i’ve ever had
[14:51] Ancient_Archivist: I don’t get it. Why is everyone jumping on this bandwagon? Is this some internet trend I missed of telling the weirdest story you can? Is there a prize?
[14:52] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: Thank you for your input, tree. I apologize for being rude to you. I was, and still am a bit twitchy.
[14:53] treeisfun: >Is this some internet trend
nah man, it’s real, swear to god
you should try a smoke sometime
to open your mind to this kinda stuff
>I apologize for being rude to you.
ya no problem oxy
it’s some weird shit
i can see why you’d be a bit jumpy
[14:55] tarr: Cool story, see Oxy that wasn’t that bad, now was it
[14:57] solami: The first time it was interesting
The second time it was annoying
And this third time is actual [DELETED] talk
All of you need to take your fucking meds
[14:58] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: Please don’t use ableist vocabulary on the forums.
[14:59] tarr: At some point you’re going to have to stop being a little bitch Oxy, literally just pixels on a screen, they won’t jump out to murder you
[15:00] treeisfun: chill guys
i just had something fun to share that’s all
[15:02] Ancient_Archivist: I find this whole schtick really weird, but it’s no reason to stop being civil. How about we all just don’t post anything for today? Everything is just going to degenerate into pointless flamewars.
[15:03] Oxymoronic [Moderator]: I will make it happen.
[15:03] tarr: wtf?
[15:04] System: Users @tarr, @solami, @karmIcCycles, @Ancient_Archivist, @minotaur56, @DareToRun, @treeisfun, @10ne1 and @Oxymoronic have been banned for 9 hours.
PRIVATE MESSAGE: karmIcCycles -> 10ne1
[01:05] karmIcCycles: test
[01:05] karmIcCycles: It works now?
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[01:06] karmIcCycles: For some reason I kept getting the “you are banned” message. Weird. *shrug*
[01:41] 10ne1: Looks like Oxy banned everyone in the last thread? Idk what happened there
[01:45] karmIcCycles: So what was all that about? Some strange dreams, some supernatural plague?
[01:47] 10ne1: It’s nighttime in North American East Coast. They must all be sleeping now. Except tree, he’s working again, probably. Can’t be good for his health long-term. The drugs aren’t, that’s for sure.
[01:48] karmIcCycles: Americans and their insane college debt. Must be the overworking and the sleep deprivation that’s making them see things.
[01:49] 10ne1: I wonder if they’ll have anymore experiences to tell tomorrow. I usually just lurk, but I think this stuff is pretty interesting. Even if it isn’t true, it’s fun to read :D
[01:51] karmIcCycles: To each their own I suppose. I’d prefer it if they didn’t take it too seriously. Maybe we could add a roleplay section to the forum? That way, they could do their storytelling without inciting flamewars. *thinking*
[01:54] 10ne1: Wait, I’m looking at the banlog at the end of the last thread. Who is minotaur56? I haven’t seen them around before. We haven’t had a new user in months :o
[01:57] karmIcCycles: Looking at their history, they have… 1 thread? And 4 comments? From about a day ago? They posted this weird image: [Image Attachment: babel.png]
[02:00] 10ne1: Oh god.
[02:06] karmIcCycles: What?
[02:09] 10ne1: Did you not read the threads?
[02:09] karmIcCycles: I skimmed them. Not exactly interested in seeing our friends flame each other.
[02:10] 10ne1: Well, Cupio thought it might be seeing some image that gives you the dream plague. And Ancient described it as a picture of a record player. That’s exactly what you sent.
[02:11] karmIcCycles: Don’t tell me you actually believe this crap. *judging*
[02:13] 10ne1: I dunno. Lots in the universe we haven’t figured out yet. But it looks like Cupio thinks it doesn’t affect everyone?
[02:15] karmIcCycles: Meh, we’ll see. I’m not a fan of crystals and chakras. This just looks like yet another big pile of woo-woo. *waves his hand dismissively*
[02:15] 10ne1: I’m a bit scared.
[02:17] karmIcCycles: It’s just like those internet creepypastas. It’s supposed to get in your head and haunt you. Just take it for what it is, a cool story, and move on with your day.
[02:17] 10ne1: You’re right.
Threads/Community Chat/ghyfg
[03:51] ROOM_5: oirgih
[03:51] ROOM_5: test
[03:51] ROOM_5: hello?
[03:51] ROOM_5: Hello? Is anyone there?
[03:51] ROOM_5: Please. Someone, please respond.
[03:52] 10ne1: Who is this?
[03:52] ROOM_5: 10ne1? Is it really you? I need to make sure. You drew me a piece of digital art for my birthday. When was my birthday and what did the picture represent?
[03:54] 10ne1: I don’t even know who you are.
[03:54] ROOM_5: It’s me, Ancient_Archivist. Answer my questions.
[03:56] 10ne1: Ancient’s birthday is the 17th of June. I drew a picture of a fox in a meadow of daisies. Your turn now. Prove to me you really are Ancient.
[03:56] ROOM_5: We first met each other when I helped you multiple times on your accounting college assignments. You said you had wanted to be a digital artist, and that your studies were boring to you. I helped you build confidence in yourself, drawing commissions on the side.
[03:57] 10ne1: Okay. Now explain to me why you’re named ROOM_5. And how are you typing so fast?
[03:57] ROOM_5: I don’t know. I’m typing at my normal speed.
Let me give it to you straight. I’m stuck in Oxy, Cupio and tree’s dream. I found a computer in the room after the parking lot, the cathedral, the bridge and also the village no one seems to have mentioned yet. It has a chatbox. I’m typing all this from it.
[03:58] 10ne1: …
What the fuck.
[03:58] ROOM_5: wait there’s a timer in the top right
it says i have 17 seconds left
[03:59] 10ne1: What happens when the timer runs out?
[03:59] ROOM_5: in the parking i didn’t obey cupio i didn’t run i go to door and then in churh i avoided golem and then on the brige don’t go slow it makes you sick don’t run there’s holes and in vilage i just pick door in right house and that how i
[04:00] 10ne1: Hello? Ancient?
[04:10] 10ne1: If this is nothing but an elaborate prank, I’m going to be asking serious reparations for the anxiety you’re all giving me.
[04:17] karmIcCycles: What in the world is this? @Ancient_Archivist, are you awake?
[04:19] 10ne1: It’s 22:19 here, the time I usually go to bed. I saw the image. How am I supposed to sleep? What if I end up in the parking lot? I want to stay here.
[04:21] karmIcCycles: You’re going to be fine. It has to be a joke. I’m going to sleep too, right now. If I can do it, so can you. And hey, if it does happen, maybe we’ll meet each other?
[04:21] 10ne1: Cupio and Oxy didn’t.
[04:22] karmIcCycles: Not much of a sample size. *shrug* Eh, nothing’s gonna happen anyways. Good night.
[04:22] 10ne1: I really, really hope you’re right. Thanks for the encouragement.
[04:23] karmIcCycles: Always, sister. *smiles*
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