ALSO TITLED, BEATING A DEAD HORSE CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

(the second half of this chapter may be slightly disturbing)

[The contracted goblins have been set with the same drops and drop rates as your goblin minions. Their offspring will inherit the drops and drop rates from their parents]

"Is there a difference between minions and contracted monsters?"

[Contracted monsters have more of a free will. Also, minions will evaporate minutes after they are killed. Contracted monsters will not evaporate.]

"Cool, cool"

Just then there was another rustling in the treeline, and a group of 16 orcs came walking out of the forest.

(Orc chief) - "Orak KAGul Gahtuk!"

(Boar core) - "I don't speak that language"

The goblin chief started to converse with the orc. Soon the goblin chief turned to boar core and told him what was said.

(Goblin chief) - "The orc chief says he has been keeping an eye on you, and he saw the contract you made with the iron claw clan, and he too wishes to form a contract with you.

Boar core wrote up another contract, and spit it out. The goblin chief took it over to the orc chief.

Soon the whole group of orcs signed, each in their own way. Some signed with their blood, some spat on the contract and rubbed it around, some used ear wax.

The contract was passed back to boar core, and he put it in his mouth and absorbed it.

[Contract has been formed with the orc clan]

One of the goblins acted as a translator for boar core and the orc chief.

(Orc chief) - "Thank you for foming a pact with us. You will not regret this. We are the proud and mighty stoneskull clan, and we will bring honor to your name!"

"What is the name of their clan?"

(goblin chief) - "They are the stoneskull clan, we have been at war with them for a long time"

(boar core) - "I just had an idea"

-Pause for laughter-

(goblin chief) - "Boar says to orc chief to stick his head in boars anus"

Taken aback at the request, the orc chief was short of words. Not wanting to offend the dungeon, he slowly walked to the back of the boar.

(Orc chief) - "Sorry for my reluctance, this gesture is only used among orcs when chosing a mate"

The orc chief swallowed his pride, deciding that this was worth it for his clan to have such a powerful ally. He bent over, grabbed the boar by the butt cheeks, and shoved his head inside.

At first nothing happened, however it seemed like the orc chief was struggling to pull his head out, and then boar core tightened his anus, not letting the orc escape his grasp.

After a few moments, the orcs body went limp. His head then slipped effortlessly out of the boars anus, and he fell to the floor unconscious.

After a minute, the orc chief stood up, his face glistening with boar manuer residue.

Another orc stepped out of the crowd towards the orc chief.

One of the goblin minions translated the conversation and sent it directly into boar cores mind.

(orc captain) - "You are a disgrace to the stoneskull clan!"

(orc chief) - "I did only that which was necessary"

(orc captain) - "You have become weak! It is time I take over the stoneskull clan, so that I can bring glory to our ancestors!"

The orc captain raised his club. The end of the club had pieces of rusty metal sticking out in all directions.

The orc chief was still phazed from whatever it was boar core did to him, and his reflexes were not fast enough to dodge the attack of the orc captain.

The orc captain swung his club, and hit the orc chief right in the head.

The orc chiefs head got slightly nudged to the side from the impact. The pieces of rusty metal ripped off a chunk of the skin on his forehead.

Everyone around could see a piece of the orc chiefs skull. It was made out of rough solid stone.

The orc chief grabbed the orc captain by the shoulders, and headbutted him.

The orc captains skull caved in. His neck snapped and blood flew out in all directions.

The orc chief felt his head, felt the stone of his skull, he then raised a fist into the air and shouted.

"GLORY TO THE STONESKULL CLAN!"

All the orcs in the group called out in unison.

"GLORY!, GLORY!"

The other orcs all lined up, and took turns shoving their heads into the boars anus.

This day would never be forgotten from the long lived stoneskull orc clan. Images of that day would be carved onto the front gate of each of their settlements and outposts.

Boar core ate the dead orc captain.

[You have gained

Orc captain

Spiked Club

Human Ear Necklace (+2 intimidation)]

Boar core enabled orc language comprehension.

(goblin chief) - "Master boar core, will you be coming with us to our caves? We can offer you protection there"

(Boar core) - "No. As a dungeon I feel the need to challenge the humans and similar species. I will remain here and try to attract attention. You go on and prosper. Get me lots of xp. And I call dibs on any cool items you find."

The iron claw goblin clan and the stone skull orc clan went on their way. Soon it was just boar core all by his lonesome.

"I feel like I'm getting tired"

[You need sleep]

"I thought dungeons don't need sleep"

[They...You dont, however the boar does. You can transfer your mind to another floor or you can rest with the boar]

"I think I will take a nap with the boar then".

When he woke up.

[Your boar is now an uncommon monster. That means its name will show up in yellow if an adventurer has the identify skill and uses it on you.]

Boar core got a feeling coming from the horned rabbit second floor.

"what's up?"

[The horned rabit has confronted a creature that is bigger than it. You told it to tell you in such a circumstance]

Boar core gained controll of the horned rabit (and the boar at the same time.

Facing the horned rabbit was a young goat.

"Is that all this was about?"

Rabbit core (thats his name in this form) did some fancy maneuvering and appeared 10 feet away, facing the goats side.

"what skills can I use now?

[sprint]

"activate sprint"

Bunny core charged, and impaled the goat.

the goat tried to run, but with the horned rabbit hanging off of its side, the goat soon fell down, and bled to death.

Boar core used up mana to edit the body of bunny core, (yes its bunny now), and gave it a snake like jaw and stretchy body, so that it could swallow the goat whole.

[Horned Rabbit 2nd floor, has gained materials

Young Goat]

Boar core lazed around for a few days, waiting for adventurers to come and discover him.

[goblin minion #1 has produced offspring X4] [goblin minion #3 has produced offspring X3] [Your minions have increased by 6 (7?)]

Boar core mentally called out to his goblin minions.

"Whoa you're fathers! This calls for celebration!, get over here!"

An hour later the two goblins showed up.

"so, who are the lucky goblinettes?"

(goblin minion #1) - "actually they are humans"

(boar core) - "whoa you managed to swoon a human girl? You sly fox you!"

(goblin minion #1) - "No, actually we just raped them"

(boar core) -"What???"

(goblin minion #1) - "Yeah thats how goblins reproduce you know"

(boar core) - "...."

(goblin minion #1) - "we also bite and scratch them"

(goblin minion #3) - "I actually like to bite off and eat their nipples"

(boar core) - "OH MY GOODNESS!"

"Thats not right!, you have to stop that!"

goblin minion looking dejected spoke up.

(goblin minion #3) - "OK, if master never ate human girls nipples, then I guess I shouldn't either. I will fix my bad ways"

(boar core) - "Actually I think I think I did eat a human girls nipple, twice actually (well four times but whose counting?)"

(boar core) - "Well I guess if I don't actually see you raping, aaaaand this is just another part of nature"

[You are totally trying to justify this just to get more minions]

(boar core) - "And those adventurers know what they are getting into when they sign up for these goblin hunting quests"

(goblin minion #3) - "Actually most of the girls we capture are defenseless farm girls and travelers"

(boar core) "aaaand (totally ignoring what goblin minion #3 just said) this is just another part of nature"

[You already said that one]

(boar core) - "Anyways, nice to see you guys again, and you probably have to get back to guard duty or whatever, so see u later I guess! Bye!"

Boar core swiftly turned around, and pranced further into the forest.

[You are totally running away from that discussion]

(boar core) - "I think its time I get another floor!"