《My insomnia is killing you》C013 Ignorance is bliss
Advertisement
Meanwhile, while Harrison was lamenting the bland taste of his food on a higher plane of existence, there was a meeting happening. In this meeting that he was oblivious to his existence was the main and only topic.
The meeting was held on the tallest mountain of that world, as if the organizers wanted to tell everyone they were the highest authority around. With clouds rolling beneath them, the tall mountain that lost its peak because someone had cut it off so neatly that the now floor of the meeting place was glossy there was a big circular table with twenty-four seats of which nineteen were occupied.
Of the nineteen eighteen were seated and one person was standing as he started the meeting.
"Most of you already know what this meeting is about but for the rest let me explain what we know so far.", a man with four arms and scales instead of skin said in a guttural voice.
"Two of the lower planes controlled by our alliance have been experiencing temporal freezing."
"Lord Kuruk. Do we know what is causing it?", said a female with a voluptuous figure and horns dressed scantily.
"We do have some preliminary findings, Lady Sindel.", replied Kuruk and waved his hand materializing an image of the Milky way galaxy.
"From the testing of communications the temporal freeze originates from here before it spreads through the whole plane in a matter of moments. It has been pinpointed to this planet on this plane that the natives call Earth.", Kuruk explained.
"This plane has been used for us primarily for getting talent into our ranks and as such this does not affect us much. The bigger problem lies here.", waving his hand again a new galaxy was shown in the middle of the table.
"This plane is one of our prime sources of spiritual energy and it has pinpointed that the freezing starts from a planet called Atreus by the natives.", Kuruk continued.
The ones who knew about the situation beforehand remained quiet but the ones for whom the situation was new started to whisper among themselves.
"I suggest we destroy planets Earth and Atreus and take out whoever is responsible along with the two planets.", suddenly a horny man stood up and exclaimed. Horny as in full of horns sprouting all over his head and arms. Not the other more usual kind of horny.
Kuruk almost did a facepalm at that suggestion.
'I knew one day I will regret letting you into our alliance.', he thought inwardly.
He was just about to reprimand the horny guy when someone else stood up.
Advertisement
"Bardash, are you an idiot or just ignorant?, a normal-looking man stood up.
'Probably both.', Kuruk thought.
"If you have something to say, say it Balerion!" Bardash replied.
"How Old Are You? Did you ever hear about Pangu?", asked Balerion.
"I am 175.000 cycles old but what does that have to do with Pangu?", asked Bardash.
"So 75.000 cycles ago you were around when Pangu destroyed the whole Orbash alliance?", Balerion asked.
"Yes, I was around but what does this have to do with this?", Bardash asked.
"Do you not remember the reason?", Balerion asked.
"How could I forget? The dumbasses actually wanted to refine his home planet to make a weapon out of it.", Bardash smiled and proudly replied.
After people looking at him like he was the biggest idiot in the galaxy and stayed quiet for about a minute, it finally dawned on him.
"You mean to say Earth is Pangu's home planet?", he exclaimed with fear.
"That is enough", Kuruk said looking around the room and Bardash especially, "Earth is Pangu's home planet and some other void deities too. Atreus has void deities protecting it also. So even if we wanted to destroy them we would fail and the consequences would be disproportionately greater than the minor annoyance we have now."
Balerion chuckled and sat down. Bardash sat down dejectedly as well.
"I called you here today to explain the deaths of 57 of our agents and how to avoid future deaths," Kuruk said while looking at their reactions.
"The planes are only dangerous when travelling to them while they are frozen so here is a list of agents that will be permanently stationed on these two planes before the situation is resolved. Before travelling there you just have to contact one of them and if he replies it's safe. If not try later," Kuruk continued.
The other eighteen nodded their heads in confirmation.
"Do we have any idea how the whole plane's time is being frozen?", lady Sindel asked.
"There are two theories. First one is that some void deity is doing experiments in the lower planes since it would not be the first time it's the most plausible. They don't give a damn about us so they never bother to explain themselves or justify their actions, anyway. The second theory is that someone got himself a void item or managed to find a working void array which he used as a power conduit but it's highly unlikely since with the knowledge required to read and activate it these two planes would no longer be of any concern to him.", Keruk replied.
Advertisement
"Could it not be a HER?", lady Sindel exclaimed.
'Here we go again,' Keruk wanted to facepalm again.
"Him, her, it I don't give a damn!!! Something!!!", he yelled back.
"Any more questions?", he forgot to add stupid as he glared at his audience.
Finally, someone managed to raise his hand and waited to be acknowledged.
As Kuruk nodded he said in an indistinct voice: "The list that you mentioned?"
"Ahh. Here you go,", Kuruk swiped his hand and twenty-three scrolls fell in front of the seats.
"Anything else?", he looked around and everyone avoided his gaze. After that Kuruk disappeared followed by all the others. The only things left were the table, the twenty-four seats, five scrolls and the clouds.
---------------------------------
Harison let out a semi satisfied burp and tossed the bones into his inventory. It was finally time to check on the children's books. He read them one by one but other than getting his vocabulary expanded in the language of this region nothing happened. The learn option was not available as if the system did not think anything in the books was worth learning.
He reanalyzed the book titled "Basic swordsmanship for beginners" next which could be titled Swords for dummies on Earth. After what seemed to take forever he clicked on the learn button and after a few moments there were continuous pop-ups.
Swordsmanship skill LVL. 6 acquired.
Swordsmanship skill LVL. 7 acquired.
Swordsmanship skill LVL. 8 acquired.
Swordsmanship skill LVL. 9 acquired.
'Ohh. come on,' he lamented the loss of attribute gains which would happen if he managed to reach level 10.
He opened the book manually and noticed more than 90 percent of the book was translated. The main parts that were missing seemed to deal with correct breathing while doing the moves as the word like breathe through followed by unknown words was where the translation mostly stopped.
'I guess I need a medical atlas next,' he thought.
He got the other two books reanalyzed as well. The book about flowers actually gave him the option to learn it but the other one remained stubborn.
Clicking the learn button he experienced vast knowledge flowing into his brain and two dings soon followed.
Herbology skill unlocked.
Herbology skill LVL. 1 acquired.
Bonus Wisdom +1 (not applied since over 10)
Herbology skill LVL. 2 acquired.
He opened up the book manually and saw that he could understand around 40 percent of the text of which most were the names of shapes and colors describing the various plants. The other descriptions like what they can be used for were a mystery for him. Even a lot of names of the plants were usually something like "White #$"$#".
'Well, at least if I pick one up I will know if it's useful for something just not what so it's not if it is a total waste,' he thought as he closed the book.
He checked his skills to decide on further action.
Lumberjack : Level 6 | Carpentry : Level 1 | Masturbation : Level 1 | Archery : Level 7 | Swordsmanship : Level 9 | Mathematics : Level 10 | Fitness : Level 5 | Swimming : Level 1 |Masochism : Level 1 | Firebug : Level 1 | Cooking : Level 1 | Meditation : Level 1 | Running : Level 5 |Herbology : Level 2
He thought about hitting a tree with a sword but dismissed the idea as it would only dull it so he turned to the next best thing, archery. He had plenty of arrows. Even those that were in bad shape could still be used for practice.
So he went over to the tree with the painted targets and started shooting arrows from 20 meters away. He hit a lot more than he missed and soon he heard a familiar pop-up.
Archery skill LVL. 8 acquired.
He used the same 20 arrows over and over again. Picking them up either from the ground or plucking them from the tree after every round.
After level 8 he went a bit further and shot from approximately 25 meters and he soon reached level 9.
At the 30 meters mark a tree was in his way but he moved a bit sideways and the target was still well in sight. As he finally reached level 10 his arms and fingers felt like they would fall off at any moment and to hear the familiar ding was like a blessing from heaven.
Archery skill LVL. 10 acquired.
Bonus Strength +1
Bonus Perception +1
Sticking the bow into his inventory he went one last time to pick up the arrows and left for the cave. In the cave he crawled into his bed and checked his attributes which he had diligently acquired through the day.
Strength: 9 | Wisdom: 11.5 | Intelligence: 17 | Dexterity: 10.5 | Perception: 12 | Agility: 10.5 | Water element affinity: 10.5 | Pain tolerance: 10.5 | Vitality: 10.5 | Fire element affinity: 10.5 | Energy: 10.5 | Willpower: 14 |
With satisfaction he closed his eyes and dozed off.
Advertisement
- In Serial52 Chapters
Earth Tactics Advance
An ordinary day in the life of Scott Keen suddenly turns tactical as the regular rules of existence are tossed aside for a sexy new reality. The laws of physics are rewritten to force the world to adhere to an apocalyptic change in the very nature of existence, as a turn-based tactical RPG! Feel the horror and revel in the humor as battles take place one turn at a time amid background music and strange announcer voices. Warning: Tagged [18+] for Strong language, Adult Situations, Graphic Violence, and Sexual Situations
8 266 - In Serial74 Chapters
Daiyu's Ascent
The well-learned, sweet, and innocent Tang Daiyu's world crumbles around her when her family's reputation falls. Her father, a disgraced official, and her mother are both executed by Emperor Jianyuan of Chang. She is left struggling to care for her toddler brother, Baobao. Then, two eunuchs from the palace come to visit. Tang Daiyu is forced to watch as her brother is wrenched from her. She is taken to the Imperial Palace and made into a maid serving Princess Ling of Chang. Tang Daiyu works her way up the ranks, and she is noticed by Prince Han, Liu Jin. As she and Prince Han get to know each other, outside forces threaten to tear them apart. When Chang is threatened with war, Tang Daiyu volunteers for an intermarriage with the southern kingdom of Heping. Tang Daiyu's past has made her stronger than she ever thought possible. She leaves the Imperial Palace and Chang. In Heping, she marries one of the princes and later become Empress of Heping. But when pieces of the truth regarding her parents' executions leak, she realizes that no one can be trusted. Except herself... an old friend, and a few exiles. With the help of Chang exiles and a master of martial arts, Tang Daiyu begins her rise from the ashes of her past. Her plan? Soar above those who made her into a pawn and take them down, sparing no one. ***Author's Note: This is an alternate version of China replacing the Western and Eastern Jin Dynasties. The Weiyang Palace in Chang'an and the Southern and Northern palaces in Luoyang are real, and I have tried to keep the various halls and their purposes historically accurate. The Nanning Palace and Lihua Palace don't exist in real life.*** *Daiyu's Ascent is a wuxia novel.* *Is not a fanfic* © All rights reserved
8 186 - In Serial10 Chapters
Eusocial
There's a reason people made the word improbable. Just because something would never happen based on common sense or reason, doesn't mean it can't happen. For example, a soul maintaining their memories through the River of the afterlife, a stream of ethereal energies that remove and store memories from the recently departed only to return when they die again. Another example, a soul by it's sheer will maintaining awareness during the process of a new body's development; nearly infintesimile chances of happening, but there is still a chance. Hi, you can call me Esseu (S U) and I managed to do both of those nearly impossible things back to back. My reward for such a feat? I was turned into a glorified bee keeper. [Updates thursday every 2 weeks] ( I do not claim ownership of the image of the Cover, it is under public domain)
8 150 - In Serial32 Chapters
Ashen Skies
Father. Allfather. He who was crowned twice. It has been ages since you have ascended. Since you were crowned with godhood for a second time. Since you have left an empire for us to dwell in, to defend. I yearn for an answer; why have you forsaken us! With you gone, your people have grown weak, complacent, and proud. Proud of who they are, proud of their blood. That pride blinds their eyes and clouds their minds. They are fools, for they have forgotten the ways of the past. They have forgotten the fears of old. The one you had to bind until the end of the time. They have forgotten the dark beast with red jewels for eyes. The Wargr gnaws the walls of his cage even now as I write. Itching for the taste of blood. I ask for forgiveness, for until a while ago I too was one of them. I thought I saved your children from the foretold doom. I now realize the hordes of foes we buried were just like us. No fearsome beasts, no harbingers of doom. Mortals of different flesh, different kind. But I am awakened from that dream now. I see it. Every time I close my eyes, I see it. The cold descends as the Dark walks the land, And the crimson stars shine beneath, as the ashen storm claims the realm. I hear the beast roar as the chains of Rukh crack, Only then I know. Only then I realize. That it’s the end. Descend to earth one more time. Save the puny souls that are us. If not, if you let my dreams come true; then will all die under an ashen sky. Leol, a son of Vaella
8 133 - In Serial16 Chapters
The Unexpected Sister
"What kind of mother are you? You make all your children miserable to the point of no recovery!" Klaus shouted. Esther grinned."Not all of my children." She laughed uncomfortably. All of the Mikaelson children looked at each other confused. "What do you mean not all of us?" Elijah asked. She smiled at them all. "Oh my sweet children. Did you think that you were it?"
8 92 - In Serial13 Chapters
Fierrochase One Shots
Just Magnus and Alex bein cuties and sometimes being sad.Credit to @turnawaynow on instagram I love them so much
8 216

