Dmitry and Valutin University, Harkov City, Azuna

Oct. 2, 2787

0800hrs

The smell of aerosol-filled air reeked the halls of the entire school. Crowds of students lined and readied the mark for the usual ritual; jump from the bus and proceed to the room in one straight line.

Each marched the steps in a nearly automated manner, from the grade-schoolers to the college students. With discipline and form, they lined up steadily.

***

Room 88

" Okay, class! I have an announcement to make!" Mr. Hayabusa blared as he entered the room, oddly in high spirits.

The class murmured, as the good old boring nixie clock tick-tocked in a corner of the room. The class reached a conclusion and looked at the two empty seats.

" More genetic material for all the girls in town!!!" Mr. Hayabusa announced with enthusiasm that came out of nowhere, couple that with nearly a dozen irritated faces glaring at him in the midst of a bunch of cheering girls.

Out of nowhere, Erika shouted: "Woo hooooo!"

As if coordinated by a hive mind Erika, Katya, Katrin, and Zena rushed towards Pyotr, Andrey, Hans and Sasha before enveloping them in an embrace, their breasts on their loved one's heads.

Maniacally as if that ancient villain Gollum, they said in unison whilst caressing their trophies:

" You're mine! You're all mine!"

Nearly all the boys except Pyotr and Sasha (as they treasured the moment) made an "Oh brother!" Face with Uwe making the worst. Somebody could tell he missed the action.

" Why can't I get one?" Uwe said as he slammed his left cheeks on his desk.

" Duh! Because your brother was accused of raping his girlfriend. Not to mention, you act like an ass sometimes and your skin color was tan. So yeah you're on the dumpster." A female classmate said declaratively.

"Excuse me? He was acquitted of the charges, it was proven that he didn't even penetrate her!" He spoke in a no "screwing me up" manner.

"Doesn't matter, you're an ass! That's what matters." She stated mockingly with her chin high with confidence and pride.

' I only acted like an ass to see which one of you can see through the act and can bear through the act. And honestly, none did, so I decided to continue acting like it!' He thought to himself as he made a "Hmpf!" Sound and turned away from her, oblivious to her staring at him like he was an antique wonder.

With a smile, she said:

" So, it was all a facade Uwe. You were bluffing all along? Huh, I never expected a dumb ass like you to think for yourself!"

" Well, I..." he stopped before asking himself whether he said that last part or thought of it rather.

" You thought it, but didn't say it."

" Indeed! I never remembered saying a word... Wait! What the hell! You can read minds?" He said shocked as the dark-skinned though not to the point of being black, beauty approached him.

He retreated to his desk pathetically as if he's seen his doom. She whispered something in his ear as he took his flat wine bottle and took a sip. Once again she reached for his ear till her lips were at point-blank range.

" Niño's this evening, my treat." She said, probably an invitation for a date.

" No, my treat. It won't be proper the other way round for a Sartassian." He asserted hastily but he also thought:

'Wait! What in the heavenly ____!'

" Hmm, sexist from the start. I like it! I'll be the bitch in this relation. This will be my first gift." She said with such interest before licking his ear lobes and ear canal.

Taken aback by this act, he retreated giving Mr. Hayabusa a better look at the situation.

"Attention!" Mr. Hayabusa barked and everybody rushed to their seats.

"First order of business; I cannot allow such conduct in my class Lieselotte, although I know how happy you are after digging our buried gem, anyway just stop bitchin' the moment please."

Everybody turned their heads to see her blushing, biting her lips, and her hands in her crotch. She was even shaking, some thought she brought a vibrator but that is up for debate.

"Second order of business is a Pop quiz!!!" And at the moment and that moment alone, everybody knew they were in more ways than none, done for. That is except for Pyotr, Zena, and Andrey who smiled at the announcement.

***

Room 88

1300hrs

He entered the room with a straight face, he "Schritt und Tritt" as he approached the middle of the digital board. He widened his eyes to their usual chatter. (Sigh) ' The empty chairs wasn't it!' He thought as he let out another sigh. Mustering his focus, he took his time. Mustering his confidence; with a sigh.

He turned and spoke:

" Can I have your attention please!" The class turned tails and rode their seats. Eyes sharpened and ears opened to his announcement.

" I am pretty sure, though with only a guess that those two empty seats have been brought to your attention since the first subject. I am here to announce that indeed we have two new transferees, currently, class 549 has a total of 32 students. With a few additions, the total is 34.

I am here to introduce to you our new classmates!" He spoke as curiosity thrilled the rest.

Outside the room, three figures stood out of sight from those inside the room. One of them was drooling at the sight. Like a little girl who saw an angel, she stood there just like that.

"Psst! Do you think she's seeing butterflies all of the sudden?" A teen with schwarzbraun hair and olive pale skin asked the other teen with grey hair and green eyes.

He observed her reaction and tried to see the reason why himself. Sad to say he was disappointed, she was looking at his brother. The first teen joined in, only to be confused at the situation. Both stopped their spy game and continued standing in the corner near the door she's at.

"Dude! What's happening?" The first teen asked once again.

"Remember the guy speaking in front? To her, he's shimmering in glorious holy light." He said ever so stoically.

" I don't get it?"

" Who said you would!" The second teen said as the other sighed in displeasure.

"Katya? Katya where are you?" The teen inside asked as he noticed four empty chairs in the room.

"Present!" She materialized out of nowhere near his left arm with her pupils dilated, scaring the wits out of him. He jumped back, like a cat who just saw a cucumber appear out of nowhere; sending the class to laugh near hysterically amid his heart attack.

" For god's sake Katya! Stop that! It's not funny." He said to Katya who only made it worse by jumping at him like a cat mounting him and engaging in a near kiss as he lies on the floor.

" Küss! Küss! Küss! Küss!" The entire class cheered as she homed in for the kiss. Aroused by the noise, the two decided to investigate. The first to stick his head out was the grey-haired one and the first thing he saw was her panties as she kissed him voraciously; red marks dotted his fair skin. The schwarzbraun haired one darted backward as he laid eyes on the sight.

Panting heavily, he started to sweat heavily as his legs trembled.

" What's happening in there? I'd swear! That was against school regulations!" He said nervously.

A male teacher passed them and said: "Well boyo, according to memorandum 487. That course of action is allowed. We are encouraging them to marry early and avoid mandatory conscription." He said, touching his eyeglasses as he spoke. Surely confident in his words was he.

" Conscription? What the hell?" He said. The other teen could swear he was pissing his pants.

" Start readin' your textbooks. And you better marry or you'll taste hell boyo!" He said smiling as he left.

He looked at the other teen looking at him with such inquisitive eyes his eyebrows were sharpened to an inverted spear. He opened his mouth and said: " What's wrong with you! Is your love map broken?"

" I--uhh think so?" He said sheepishly.

" Girlfriend?"

" No, someone in the family-" he said with his head on the ground.

" Welcome to the family, I'm the host. (Snorts) Hahaha."

" You're weird you know?"

" Get used to it, they say he sometimes is!" The grey-haired teen said pointing to the boy on the ground; apparently, the kissing is still ongoing.

" Look man, I've been in this country for years. Just not this city, but that is not something I'm used to." The schwarzbraun haired teen said.

"One-word mate, one word--" he stopped as his eyes went everywhere.

" Population." He continued.

" And forget about sanity or crazy. Everyone here is weird in one way or the other, so live with it. P.S. especially the girls' coz it's the norm for the locals."

He tried to rebut but he seemed to have noticed someone call his name. He stood still, thanking the other guy stayed silent when a rich booming voice called him from the room.

" GOD'S TEETH!!!" He cursed himself before running towards the entrance with haste.

He appeared in front of the teen as his girlfriend tugged the arm and caressed his cheek. He appeared like the ideal soldier, chin up, breasts out, stomach in and back straight. Though in truth he nearly shit his pants.

"Darling, please let go of my arm, and enough of the caressing." He asked which unfortunately fell on deaf ears.

He gave her a kiss on the cheek making the class scream in romantic excitement and reaching her mouth with his, he asked once more: " Pretty please darling." Now it was better for she relented and walked towards her seat.

He stood, sighed, and spoke: " And without further adieu, let me introduce Paul Sisamov or Bubi as we call him in the admin section. He came from the neighboring state of Vladia where people kept forgetting "the" word and delights in saying "is" word all the time." He jokingly imitated the accent of Vladia as he tackled the teen's origin.

The girls screamed in the delight of the schwarzbraun haired teen's cuteness as he set his eyes to face them. The teen turned his head on Paul and said: " Good luck mate!" With a straight face.

" Really! That's all you can say?" He said with his eyes twitching.

" Oh right! Ahem, I nearly forgot. Also, a new member of the group is no other than my lost and nearly forgotten twin brother. Andrushka Danyu Kempf!" He said as Andrushka entered the room. His likeness that of Andrey himself sans the hair color and eye color. And he walks similarly just like his brother.

" Why was he a lost and found article?" Someone in the room asked.

" We were worlds apart since we were born. Our parents never bothered to tell us nonetheless. And honestly, I never knew he existed till last month." He stated matter-of-factly with a similar rich voice as his brother.

" Another Kempf in town!!!" A girl from class shouted as nearly all the single girls shouted and cheered at the sight.

" QUIET DOWN PEOPLE! Oh, carry on." Ms. Bogdanov barked as she entered the room with the goal of reprimanding the noise wackers but stopped when she saw the two.

" Katya! You should stop calling me Andrushka from now on." He said in the midst of the ear-splitting cheers.

" No need, I'll just call you Andryusha from now on!" She replied.

" I Need a Dye," Danyu said nearly hopeless, unlike his brother.

" No prob mom's giving you a good amount of money for allowance didn't she?" He said emotionless.

" I need a tattoo in case your girlfriend tries chasing me."

" Wait! You're imitating me? I thought I was imitating you!" Andrey asserted.

They both sighed.

" I need some lenses!"

" No need! All you need is a girlfriend, and I know the perfect candidate."

" She of good age?"

" No hanky panky! She's ten, and I'm her legal guardian for some reason. Oh, I hate this life! I hope you understand no cracking her cherry cause she can be a bit feisty sometimes, just honor my words will you brother?"

" Considering the girls here! She's not my concern. She is!" Danyu spoke looking at Katya.

" If you continue your plan and find yourself molested, just keep kicking she'll relent."

" Taken" Danyu confirmed as they traded smiles and traded deadly punches to their left cheeks. They laughed hysterically as the pain seeps in, just as their Math teacher arrived smiling.

***

0500hrs

She tugged his arm like a muse. ' Escort duty huh?' He thought as he looked at her with those unamused and near-dead eyes.

'

Just why must I lose my freedom and liberty this quick?' He asked himself as she gave him a tender smile.

" Just smile for a while Andryusha! It's not the end of the world." She exclaimed teasingly looking at him like some knight in shining armor.

He sighed and looked in the direction of his brother. Only to be taken aback by the sight of nearly half of the girls in class swarming him to his dismay. His brother's efforts to avoid them ended in failure, he was swarmed by girls like a celebrity from a boy band.

" Looks like you're not the only one I'm escorting." He stated before cutting a path towards Danyu and grabbing him by the arm.

" Hey! That hurts!" He exclaimed as they got out of the encirclement.

" Sorry girls but this guy's not for sale. Currently, he's engaged."

Andrey said to the girl's grievous disappointment adding to the line some Complaints.

" But don't worry! I'm sure Bubi is single as of today." They stopped murmuring and looked at Bubi, where only three girls were aiming for engagement. And without a word raced to their aspiration.

Just as his space got crowded, Bubi screamed: " Really man!!! IDI NAKHUI!!!"

Andrey whistled at the listless boys lying on their seats. One by the name of Holt stood, he signaled him to "show him the ropes."

He nodded and with weary and depressed eyes shouted:

" Just pick one already!!! Ya twat!"

The girls stopped screaming; amid the confusion, he thought: 'To hell with this mess!' pointed and said: "Her! I pick her! What's your name?"

" Rika?" A girl with red hair and pale skin asked.

" Lina?" The girl Bubi picked asked shocked.

" Um! It's just that.. I-uh," she said looking at her breast and everyone's breasts (can somebody guess if they still must've been using silicone boobs?).

In the corner near the door, Katya, Andrey, and Danyu snickered at the notion of her distress. ( Harkovites prefer B-A size cups for females; the smaller the better mentality. Bigger busts lead to less Athletic performance as they reasoned to themselves.)

She looked at hers and cracked a sad face: She was a C. But it mattered not for Bubi stood up and approached her. He hugged her and declared her and with that gave the sign that she was his Girlfriend, which is precisely why you should never hug some random person cause they'd ship you for a hug.

Every girl near him sighed in dismay, except for Lina who gave Holt an infuriated glance.

" Since it was you who took my last probable chance here!" She said in a deep tune that reverberated in the room.

" This will be exciting!" Andrey said as he snickered, followed by Danyu who pulled a bag of popcorn out of nowhere. Seeing Danya gobble the snack, Katya took some and ate as the suspense filled the air.

She approached Holt with devious intent, her face filled with such hate that the boys behind Holt sat in attention. In complete attendance smirking in this light show.

She stood looking at him, eyes sharp like the inquisition. He stood in grim attention, like a soldier awaiting execution. Her hand caressed her face, cheek, lips, and chin; concealing a smile.

" Then I might as well claim you instead!" Her words nearly literally dropped the boys jaws to the ground. She hugged him hard to the point where he could barely breathe.

" I'll make a life for you a living hell!" She screamed with rage.

" This is not how it works." He said bereft of emotion due to a manic bout of depression.

" Oh really? How about this!" She said as she pushed him to his seat and mounted on him. Afterward, she proceeded to unzip his dark-colored coat(standard uniform) and pulled him by the collar of his red striped Telnyashka.

Averting his gaze, he looked at the boys. Only to nearly jolt from his seat but managed to stay on the ground thanks to Lina mounting him. Not to mention she started rubbing hers unto his, no erection was in place making her smile in amusement.

" You know what? You're not helping me." He said in the same sad tune, referring to the army of angry males behind him.

She looked at her crotch on top of his and with a smile said:

" I claim you in the name of marital necessity!!!"

" The Law! And it's feminist upbringing! You know what? Strap me to a cross and use me as a dildo for as much as you want! I barely had the time to enjoy some beer and now I have to deal with dates!!!" He complained, though still as dead as ever.

" You do know I had a liquor store?" She suggested, with a degree of pity.

He looked back at the irritated mob and said: " You're still not helping me, Lina."

" Ya know what? Just don't screw him on the school grounds, please! It's literally against the rules!" Pyotr asserted as he and Erika stood near the group.

" Not satisfied yet." She said, grinding on his'.

" Just stop will you!" One of the boys exclaimed as he shrunk back to his miserable existence in his seat. She on the other hand went harder on the grinding instead.

" Thanks, man," Holt said to that one boy with a smile.

" Okay let's go before one of you thinks about it!" Andrey exclaimed as he pushed them out of the room. He took one last look admiring the place as Pyotr and Erika held hands; Sasha his head on Zena's thighs as they laugh and giggle conversing; and of course Uwe's face as Liselotte sent him her nudes. Totally abnormal I'll tell you!

He got out and the three head towards room 66 when a soft feminine voice stalked them.

" Where are you going Andrushka and Katya?" The voice asked sending them chills to the spine.

" Who's the new guy?" The voice asked. Turning around they found it was Irina.

Her mouth aghast as she pointed to the Grey-haired teen to Andrey's left. He looked and spoke: " Oh him! We were looking for you. By the way! This is my twin brother Andrushka Danyu Kempf. I call him Danya for far better reference."

" Nice to meet you, Irina!" Danya said reaching a hand at the five-foot-tall ten-year-old. He had to take a knee just for her to shake as he was five foot ten tall. She then gave him a warm hug and hugged him like a teddy bear.

" You can stop calling me Andrushka from now on Irina," Andrey spoke.

" Yup coz I'll be calling you Danyu." She said enthusiastically jolting them in shock.

"What!" Andrey exclaimed.

"What about calling him Andryusha or Andrusha instead huh???" Katya proposed.

" Nah, too similar. I'll stick with Danyu." Irina replied still hugging Danya.

"I just got a free rename for the registrar," Andrey stated with a sad sigh.

Danyu broke off the hug and asked him where was that girl he said would help him avoid the mess Bubi went through. Only for Andrey to reply:

"That is your betrothed," Andrey said smiling pointing at Irina.

"I am?" She said as she looked at Andrey before returning a smile to Danya.

"Andrushka! Where're the condoms?" She said playfully without hesitation.

Danyu's eyes widened as he asked Andrey: "You didn't teach her that! Didn't you?"

" That is so out of my league!" He replied panicking.

" It appears to me that she hadn't moved on didn't she!" Katya asked with cool a face.

" Yup she didn't."

" Big brother, where does Andrushka live?" Irina asked cutely.

" Once again, he's Danyu and I'm Andryusha. And to answer that question, he lived just next door." Andrey replied.

" Next door! Wonderful!" She exclaimed happily.

' Oh, dear! This is so not good.' Danyu thought as she returned her gaze; a diabolical one.

"Looks like you people are living closely together. I should try to rent an apartment in your place." Katya proposed to Andrey.

" Bad choice, your Dad once told me you're a bad cook." Andrey injected.

" Well, mom said I should also consider moving in with you."

His world darkened, as his heart missed a beat. A soft clap was heard in the corner of his ear, it started softly but went louder and louder.

" Hey, Andrey!" It was her.

" Wait! Your mother?" He replied as he came back to his senses, mostly.

" Yup! She said that yesterday." She stated confidently, not knowing Andrey dialed his phone calling her dad.

-beep: " This is Damien Markhova speaking, how can I help you?"

" Hi sir, this is Andrey Kempf. Can I ask for a minute?"

" Even for an hour as of today Andrey, anyway. What's the chatter?"

" Sir is it true that Katya was given the choice to move in with me?"

" Indeed, nothing inherently bad with that as long as both of you are happy!"

" Sir, haven't you weighed the chances of her getting pregnant?"

" The younger the better sonny the younger the better. Can't afford to send her to the division. She's too slow to shoot."

He looked at her before continuing:

" Indeed sir, yes indeed. Anyway sir can you please show me the bigger picture."

" (Sigh) Alright, you'll find out anyways. A few years ago. Your parents, Me, Zacharius Battenburg, and Major General Yevgeny von Himmel made a sort of promise to marry at least some of our children for the sake of unity. Himmel was excused as he was of temporary rank, whilst I, Zacharius, and your parents entered ours into arranged marriages; although meant to look like it wasn't.

Your brother Dietrich was betrothed to Zacharius' daughter Emelia, you on the other hand are to wed Katya."

"You what! What about Danyu?"

"He's exempted for being younger by 27 seconds."

"Fick me goldfish," he said softly in the phone as he looked at Danya.

"Lucky bugger!"

" What's that Andrey?"

"Sorry, sir!!! I floated elsewhere."

"Haha! Such humor. Anyway if you've decided, tell me first okay. I want it to be a surprise for the family."

" Okay sir, that'll be all. Goodbye."

"Tata Andrey."

-beep:--------------------------------------------

She looked at him, eyes narrowed and brows pointed.

" Did you just call my dad?"

" Yup, I just did."

" Very well. Anyway, they allowed to let me to stay in your place for a night twice a month. Every second and Fifteenth day of the month. Any objections?"

" Need the condoms! Need the condoms! Need the condoms..." he chanted near silently like an automaton nearing its death.

" Hey! You there?"

" Yup, it's okay as long you observe proper sleeping etiquette." He quipped as they started heading outside.

" What do you mean etiquette?" She asked.

" Just don't rape me in the middle of the night, will ya!" He said as he heard the two whispering to each other.

" Pssst! Andrushka do you always bring a condom with you?" Irina asked.

" What! Of course not! I didn't have a girlfriend."

" Then you better start buying. I'd recommend the choco flavored ones." Overhearing this Andrey made a 180-degree turn and faced his twin himself.

" I said no hanky-pankies! Mister!" He exclaimed reprimand.

" Don't look at me! I'm not the one asking for condoms!"

He sighed as he turned his gaze to Irina and asked:

" Are you okay with this guy Irina?"

" If you would just keep your distance from my sweetie, then yes!"

" You have my blessings, Irina." He said mundanely as he turned towards Katya.

" You can't be serious right? She's a minor!" Danya asserted.

" Age of consent is nine years of age in here, she's ten so she's past that."

He felt his body heat drop, his eyesight dwindling into a tunneling black and white. In the distance, a word approached him. It says:

"LOLI!

LOLI!

LOLI!

LOLI!

LOLI!

YOU BLOODY PEDOPHILE!!!"

He felt a pat on the back and went back to reality. It was her smiling and his brother looking at him a few paces away.

" You have to know. It'll be bloody!" He stated to the cute ten-year-old smiling at him.

" Don't worry, I know more ways to pleasure myself anyway." She quipped, the way she said it nearly made him gulp his tongue in.

" Please let me enjoy my Dinner before you do anything to me!" He pleaded to her only for her to tell him to kneel as she kissed him on the lips.

" Don't be afraid, I'm no monster. I'm just attracted to you."

' But the way you act, made me feel like you're a slut!!!' He thought as they boarded the bus.