《The who that I really am》Chains
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-Last night was horrible... I couldn't sleep with Kit's and the monster's discussion... They are both hiding their true selves from me... No... Probably only the monster is. Kit was faking that personality in the discussion to have more impact. Wait... Why do I know this?-
I get up and look at Noemi. She had already woken up and was just lying next to me until it was time to get up.
«Let's go eat something so we can keep on training?» (Noemi)
«Alright. Lead the way.» (Me)
I quickly get into the armor and go out with Noemi.
«Why are you red all over?» (Me)
«B-because... I wasn't expecting to see everything of you yet... To think you would get into your armor while I was still in the room...» (Noemi)
'I'm so tired I didn't even think about that...'
(Devouring monster)
' I'm tired alright?! '
(Kit)
-I can just feel your cheeky smile from here....-
Noemi sits down to have breakfast and I sit next to her. After a few minutes of looking at her, I had an Idea.
' Hey, monster? '
(Devouring monster)
' Can you add chains to the end of my weapons? '
(Devouring monster)
' Just do it and you'll understand. '
(Devouring monster)
-Is he still pissed off at Kit? I'm acting of my own will but it seems like it.-
' Well, this is going to solve most of my range problem. I can't always rely on magic. Might need to train that as well. '
We get out of the cafeteria and head to the same place as the day before. The giant sword appears but this time there a chain connecting the pommel and the end of the glove, near the elbow.
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' Like this, I have quite a lot more possibilities. I can just swing it while grabbing the chain for more range or just throw the sword at someone's face. IT'S BRILLIANT '
(Devouring monster)
' We are not dating. '
(Devouring monster)
-To be honest, I can't really deny it anymore. It's as if we were made for one another. But... I wonder if it's really like that or if it's just her trying to be like that on purpose. I might have fallen for her either way.-
Noemi looks at me with a bright smile when she notices the chain on my weapon.
«Looks like I was able to help without even meaning to.» (Noemi)
«Yeah. It was really helpful.» (Me)
«LET'S SPAR GODDAMNIT!» (???)
A large group arrives. They seem to come to avenge their losses from the previous day. We spar for the rest of the day, only stopping to have lunch and dinner.
-The chain is really useful. Not only can my weapon be thrown and easily retrieved, I can also use the chains to either block attacks when the weapon itself is far or to bind someone. It's really good.-
I go to bed and, as usual, Noemi lays down next to me and hugs me.
' Did she really miss me that much? '
(Kit)
-Well but, I have an Idea-
Appraisal:
Stats: Strenght Lv 4, Vitality Lv 6, Endurance Lv 8, Agility Lv 4
Skills: Sword Mastery Lv 7, Large sword mastery Lv 6, Martial arts mastery Lv 3, Wind magic Lv 5, Fire Magic(will'o wisp) Lv 5, Nature magic Lv3, Acrobatic combat Lv 5,Polearm mastery Lv 1 , Chain mastery Lv 1
Special: God eating monster, Greater magic talent, Greater magic potential,
Titles: The chosen, Betrayed one, Deadman, Non-human human, ????? ????? ????, ?????? ??? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ?? ????????? ?? ? ??? ? ??????????? ???.?????, Dragon Slayer, Dragon castrator.
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' Why is it different? '
(Devouring monster)
' hmmm...The main difference is that now there is a new "Stats" tab where physical things seem to go. Physical damage absorption disappeared, there are quite a few new skills and all of the old skill leveled up. I guess that by doing something similar, those also level. That's the only way I can explain "Sword mastery" leveling up if I haven't used a normal sword since the last appraisal. '
(Devouring monster)
-huh.. why does he seem... mad?-
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