《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 22: Bunny versus lion (Round 1)
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"CHAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEE! Haha! Haha! Hahahahahaha!”
I laughed like a maniac and dashed.
My heart and my mind filled with ecstasy.
And what about fear?
Not a single bit!
Haha! Yes! This is the whole point of my reincarnation! Fight! Fight!
TO FIGHT!
FIGHT STRONG!
“Rawwwwwwwrrrr!!!” The lion roared, saliva flew out of his mouth like a mad dog.
The ground below my feet vibrated.
Awesome!
Now that’s what I call a roar!
“Raaaaarrr!” I roared back, while running!
“Rawwwwwwwrrrr!!!”
“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!”
How’s that?
I then squinted my eyes to prevent dirt, reversed my knife grip and ran faster!
Full speed!
My head still hurt, I saw two lion.
So which one should I strike?
THE MIDDLE ONE!
Hup!
I jumped high, launched myself like a shooting arrow!
The lions merged together up close.
Slash!
Slashed the lion’s beautiful face!
I landed, bad-assly.
“Gruaaaarrrr!” The lion hugged his face and screamed in pain. He then turned around and glared at me with his bloodshot eyes wild open.
“How dare you!”
Blood dripped from his face onto the ground, bright red, and as he put his hand back down, I could see a long bloody line running from his nose to his left ear.
Come on! Why so easy?
I was expecting so much trouble fighting him, but it felt like he just stood there for me to slash.
“Lion! Do NOT underestimate me!”
I shouted as a warning and dashed a second time.
...
Slash!
Right above the eye!
…
Slash!
Cut the leg!
…
Slash!
…
Slash!
Slash!
Slash!
The Assassin class stats correction lowered my damage, but it gave me huge speed boost. It’s perfect for fights like this, and on top of that, my race skill [Quick feet] provided +50 speed, which was HUGE!
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It was awesome, as I could keep it activated as long as I had enough MP.
Woosh!
I vanished.
Woosh!
I reappeared.
Vzzt!
I cut!
“Gruuuuuaaah!”
The lion screamed.
I fought like a ninja on steroid.
Deadly.
Half a minute had passed, the lion’s body was covered in many cuts.
“Graaaaahhh! Rabbit! Stand still!”
What?
No!
Slash!
“Gruaaaahhhh!”
“Come on! Do something! How can you be so weak!?”
Despite being many times bigger than me and looked sooo dangerous, the lion had not made a single attack!
“Come on!”
Slash!
“Aaah!”
Aaah?
Why are you screaming like having no testicles?
“Come on lion! Fight me!”
“SHUT UP!”
BAM!
The lion swung his hand at a random direction and broke a boulder into tiny pieces.
It didn’t hit me of course.
However...
Whoooah! So those muscles are actually not just for show!
He’s powerful! And is actually quite fast!
So could it be…
He's just inexperienced?
Shit!
This is bad.
I’m disappointed!
And thus, I decided to do it.
“Lion! Your w**** is s***!”
“WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAY!?”
It worked!
“I said ********** !”
“YOU ARE SO DEAD NOW YOU FUCKING DOMESTICATED SHIT!”
The lion roared again! His veins pulsed and and his eyes glared at me with the passion of death.
Such an intense aura!
Haha, very good!
Lion, if you can not fight me like a professional, fight me like a mad beast!
And then, things went MADNESS!
“ANTHROPOMORPHIZE!”
The lion activated a skill, jumped and stopped midair.
Rainbow clouds appeared and warped around his body.
“What?”
I swear I saw twinkly stars!
“What’s going on!?”
“GRaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwrrr! To-rans-form-mey-cion-!”
Too bright!
The transformation light was so intense that I had to cover my eyes.
And when I opened them, I saw!
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“REGENERATION!”
Standing in front of me was an Anthro lion with a massive body frame, crazy eyes and steamy breaths!
All of his muscles bulged out fabulously!
Biceps!
Triceps!
Quadriceps!
Boobs!
Eight packs!
And although still 8 nipples, but WOW!
All of his previous wounds also slowly vanished like nothing happened.
My arms, legs and tails started acting weird.
Heh? What’s wrong? What’s this?
Am I…
Trembling?
Is this ... fear I am feeling!?
Haha, come on!
This is Awesome!
“Silver claws! RAAAAAAWR!”
A pairs of claw-like weapons and gloves materialized on the lion hands. Their blades shone schew schew schew schew.
Vooosh!
The lion spread his arms wide and the claw blades went through trees like nothing was there.
Holy shit!
“MELON RABBIT! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!”
“C-COME!”
Woosh!
I dashed.
Like a fortress, the lion stood firmly on his ground, waiting for my attacks.
[Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note]
~Damage calculation~
The formula for damage calculation step for melee physical damage is very simple:
PATK (attacker) * AMV * critical damage (If proc) - PDEF (defender) * DMV
PATK: Physical attack. AMV: Attack multiplier value. PDEF: Physical defense. DMV: Defense multiplier value.
AMV - Attack multiplier value.
A hidden number that reflects how efficient the attack is. It can be any number ranging from 0 to 2.
If you attack someone with just a finger flick, the attack is very weak and AMV value is often below 0.1, resulting in no damage at all. A punch of a normal human has AMV value around 0.8.
In contrast, if you attack with weapons, the AMV value will increase depending on how well you strike with that weapon, and how strong the weapon is.
If you attack with high velocity, the AMV value will increase as well.
DMV - Defense multiplier value.
A hidden number that reflects how strong the defense barrier is. It can be any number ranging from 0 to 2.
For example, eyes can be easily damaged. Human eyes have DMV around 0.05. This means just a poke to the eyeballs can hurt really bad and deliver huge damage! An thus, in reality, the eyes are common weak-points of many creatures.
On the other hand, DMV will be very high if the area is protected by thick skin, strong muscles, armors, or scales … etc.
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