《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 13: Unattended class.
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Teacher Easy was scary, so no one dared to speak even a single word without permission in his lecture.
However, when we were half an hour into our lesson, something came up and teacher Easy had to go outside for a while. And before leaving, he gave us some books and told us to selfstudy quietly.
But!
Friends, I bet you know what would happened if the teacher left class unattended, right?
THIS CHAPTER happened!
“Ridiculous!!!” Blob_Blob slammed his book on the table and shouted, startled everyone.
“What? What is it?” the sleeping Yomundorudo immediately sat up straight and turned to face Blob_Blob.
Blob_Blob then raised his book above his head to show Yomundorudo, “Yo! Yoyo! The skill! Assassinate! Here! Here! Page sixty seven! Page - ”
But before he could finish his communication, OliseEE, who was sitting next to him, snatched the book and interrupted.
“Blob_Blob! Are you skipping parts again? We have to read the introduction first!”
“Yeah, and then history, and then terms and conditions, and then...” Riku also joined the scolding of Blob_Blob.
But Blob_Blob refused to listen.
“Come on guys! Those pages are boring as hell!” he shouted back.
“No! Those parts are important! They could be in the tests! Read them!” OliseEE said.
And this made Blob_Blob frustrated.
“Alright! I will! Now give me back my book!” he said.
“Grrrrr..." OliseEE made this angry sound. And then, "Oh right! Why the heck did I have to take your stupid book!?”
She suddenly realized that she took Blob_Blob’s book for no reason.
“So give it back!” Blob_Blob reached out his hand trying to take the book back from OliseEE.
But because of his hasty action…
Thud!
They bumped heads!
The book fell onto the ground.
A random page opened.
And OliseEE looked at it.
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“W-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???” she grabbed the book and screamed with her face turned red!
And so did Blob_Blob!
What the hell happened!?
“Oh my.”
All of a sudden, Ilsa, who was sitting at the back row, leaned forward and whispered into OliseEE’s ears. “Lise, they are external male reproductive organs.”
“M-m-maleeeee???” The beet red OliseEE muttered and her hands couldn’t stop shaking.
“Oh for fuck sake give it baaaack!!!” Blob_Blob screamed!
But despite of his loud screaming...
“M-m-...m-maleeeee???” OliseEE's brain had stopped working and could no longer respond.
“Arghhh!!!” Blob_Blob desperately tried to take back his book again.
However...
“AHA!”
Yomundorudo appeared out of nowhere and snatched it from OliseEE!
And then...
“Ahahahaha!!!” he laughed his guts out! “So many dicks! And this proportion is so WRONG!”
“YOYO!!!”
“Oh shit you even draw dicks on teacher Easy’s face!? What a masterpiece! I’m confiscating this!”
Oh no!
Upon hearing that, I stood up and hugged my heads!
He draws what!?
“Fuuccck!!! Give it back! GIVE IT BAACK!” Blob_Blob launched himself at Yomundorudo!
“Too slow! [Evasion]!”
Yomundorudo shouted and activated his Rogue skill.
Blob_Blob missed!
Thud!
His head hit the leg of the teacher’s desk.
“Arrrgggh!!!” Blob_Blob got up and massaged the lump on his forehead. “So you want to fight, huh?”
“Bring it on!!!”
"Oh no!" Seeing that, Meetty reached out her hands trying to do something. “Guys! Don’t!”
But she was useless.
“[Fire bolt]!”
“QUICK PUNCH!!!”
“I’M JOINING IN!!!”
Boom boom boom!!!
The sound of explosions shook the classroom!
Two desks were broken.
GeorgEy_168 also joined the fight, and they fought a fearsome battle.
“Stop!”
“Stop this!”
“Don’t fight!”
“Nooooo!!!!”
All of the girls tried to stop the fight, but the boys didn’t listen.
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Boom boom boom!
The explosions continued.
Until...
“Magic Mirror!” GeorgEy_168 cast this spell and thus, Peeeew!, he redirected a fireball straight towards Meetty!
Poosh!
Meetty’s bangs were incinerated!
Holy shit!
Everybody froze.
The boys stopped.
Their face lost color.
…
“W-what?
“What is this auraaaaa?
“Oh no!
“NO!"
I jumped on top of my desk and shouted while grabbing my ears with both hands!
“Run!”
“RUN MY BROTHEEEERS!!!!”
“DIEEEEE!!!” Meetty unleashed hell!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
The classroom shook again with many explosions. But this time, there were terrifying screams and nuts breaking sounds mixed in it.
And then teacher Easy returned.
In the end, no one died because teacher Easy saved the boys.
However, he was NOT happy!
Everyone received a triple zeros, and ten more zeros for Blob_Blob because of his terrible artworks.
No one learned shit.
Well, actually, no one but me.
I learned some stuffs when I skim read really fast before the incident happened.
It turned out that there was one more way to unlock the Assassin job:
“You can also unlock this job by defeating a full HP opponent ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people. But since this is such an impossible feat, there were only two people through out history had been known to achieved it. The first one is Hassan_e_Sabbah, founder of the dark guild Hashashin, and the second one is the One-Eyed Prince, whose true name has yet been revealed.”
And upon reading that, I also remembered something and checked my status:
~Status~
Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder
Race: Grass rabbit
Level: 11
Job: Assassin (PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage).
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Parameter
HP: 530/530 MP: 110/110 Stamina: 790/790 Hunger: 100/100 PATK: 303 PDEF: 49 MATK: 30 MDEF: 25 Critical damage: 320% STR: 54 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point) INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point) VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point) LUK: 35
Free points: 5
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Loot:
Uncommon +35% (1*LUK) Rare +17.5% (0.5*LUK) Awesome +7% (0.2*LUK) Oh my god +1.75% (0.05*LUK) Legendary! +0.035% (0.001*LUK) What-the-fuck +0.004% (0.0001*LUK)
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Skill:
Demon Lord Seal. No poop no pee. Quick feet. Stick Arts level 3. Assassinate.
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Title
Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF) True Hero (+10 VIT) Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage) One-punch man (+20% PATK) What the fuck user (+20 LUK)
Yeah...
You saw it right, friends.
I unlocked the Assassin job! And along with that, this absurd skill:
Assassinate.
Passive skill. Cooldown: Three minutes. Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.
Kawaii_Story_Bot’s note.
~Thunder_xXx_Thunder's titles~
Daredevil
A reckless person.
This title can be obtained by challenging an opponent with 10 level higher than the challenger, alone.
Bonus: +5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF
True Hero
True Hero saves people, without expecting anything in return.
Bonus: +10 VIT
Innocent monster
A dangerous monster with cute appearance.
This title can be obtained by killing enemies while being cute.
Bonus: +20% Critical damage
One-punch man
The man who kills with only one hit.
This title can be obtained by having over 90% of the kills being one-hit kills.
This title will automatically disappear when above condition is no longer met.
Bonus: +20% PATK
What the fuck user
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR WEAPON !?
Bonus: +20 LUK
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