《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 5: When hunger strikes.
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I was laying down on the ground watching rays of sunlight passing through layers and layers of leaves, eavesdropping birds’ communication while thinking about what to do with the cute baby ladybug landed on top of my little lubricated nose...
Suddenly.
Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Whoahhh! Did my belly just speak?
I startled.
No.
Oh no!
I’m hungrey!
What.
What am I supposed to d-
Oh~
Chomp!
That was a crunchy ladybug.
The baby ladybug was a nice little snack. But sadly, it was not enough to satisfy my monstrous appetite. So I got up, did some stretches, straightened my ears and wiped my whiskers clean to get ready.
And ready for what you ask?
What? You don’t know?
Oh my… Let me ask you this: What will a bunny do when he is hungry??
Will he lie down under the sun and do some photosynthesis?
No no no no you are wrong.
Bunnies are not PLANTS!
So, the bunny will go... HUNTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Say it with a deep voice, friend).
Yes, hunting, my friend. That’s what I was about to do next: go around and look for some juicy chunks of animal meat.
But first, I had to do some warm-up and checked my status.
~Status page~
Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder
Race: Grass rabbit
Level: 1
Class: None
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Parameter
HP: 15/15
MP: 10/10
Stamina: 25/25
Hunger: 30/100
PATK: 10
PDEF: 2
MATK: 5
MDEF: 5
STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina)
AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK)
INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF)
VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina)
LUK: 5
Free points: 0
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Loot:
Uncommon +5%
Rare +2.5%
Awesome +1%
Oh my god +0.25%
Legendary! +0.005%
What-the-fuck +0.000%
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Skill:
Demon Lord Seal.
No poop no pee.
Quick feet.
Then, when I was done with my long ass status page, I thought about the next thing to do.
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For hunting, you need a weapon. And thus...
"I need to make weapons!"
I then looked around for material and instantly found a stick that happened to be right next to me.
What a coincidence!
I picked it up.
Ting!
Aha!
Cool!
But a normal stick was no good for hunting, so I chewed it to make a pointy end.
Awesome!
And you know what? Why not make a stick with two pointy ends?
SO - FUCKING - COOL!
Yes!
More pointy ends!
@#[email protected]#!##$%^#$
Tadaaa!
Hmm... I want to make more pointy ends, but if I keep doing this it might not be a stick anymore.
I decided to stop.
BUT!
Mehehehe. You know what?
Two is always better than one.
So I picked up another stick.
And did the same thing.
@#[email protected]#!##$%^
And thus, with the two sticks in my hand...
"Rarrrr! I'm invincible!"
I went around looking for my prey. It was a massive forest, with many kinds of plants, mushrooms and insects. The flowers were awesomely beautiful too.
But unluckily, I couldn’t find anything for my dinner…
… until I arrived at ...
a HUGE swamp!
Ribbit~
Ribbit ribbit~
Ribbit~
Ribbit ribbit ribbit~
Ribbit~
Oh - my - god.
You won’t believe what I’m about to tell you.
That swamp…
Was full of giant frog !
What?
Not surprised?
Never mind.
Anyways, that swamp was full of giant frog, and by giant, I mean really really big! Bigger than a house!
Of course, not a rabbit house. A human house!
Oh, you ask why did I know that?
Because there were humans hunting for frogs in the swamp too!
Yes, a young couple was fighting their battle of death.
I decided to hide behind a leaf and watched the scene, as I wanted to learn about the combat style of my enemies.
And suddenly.
CHOMP!
“Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! WateRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
One giant frog just ate the girl named WateR.
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