《The Chronicle of a Witch》Chapter 5 There Are too many Perverts in this World!
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“Hmph, she’s just a weakling with combat power less than 5.” A certain Player said after looking at me with a weird looking monocle… alright, let me say that it was a monocle rather than a scouter.
How rude, looking at girls and suddenly saying things like that. I never saw this Player before.
“Big bro, who are you?” I asked while tilting my head.
“I don’t have any business with a weak girl like you. Girl, do you own this house?” The rude Player asked me. He had black hair with black clothes. His sword was black too. Did he want everybody to call him a black swordsman? Well, considering his appearances that looked only thirteen years old or fourteen years old, he was in age to be affected by things like that. What did they say again, er, chuunibiyo? A chuunibiyo was quite rude, huh?
I was annoyed, but I still wanted to play the fragile and sickly little girl with a sick grandma role a bit more, so I nodded innocently. It was not that I was scared by him. Yep, not at all.
“Do you know the twins that live here too?” He asked while looking down at me, even though his height was just a bit taller than me a little bit. It was because he made an angle of thirty degree so he looked down at me. Annoying chuuni.
“They are my cousins. Do you have any business with them?” I asked bluntly.
He nodded, put his hand into his clothes… and took out a piece of letter. What was that? A letter of challenge? What did those two do to be challenged by a chuunibiyo like this? I would never believe that it was a love letter for that silly Goddess.
“Give it to the girl with blond hair. Remember, I will know if you read it! Don’t even think of even peeking it! I trust you understand what I’m going to do if you open it!” He threatened me.
Annoying. Should I give him a little lesson? Mm, well, it was late afternoon, the time for the villagers to go back from their farms or wherever they needed to be. Also, there were a lot of Players nearby. It was the right moment to give him a little lesson.
Although I smiled inwardly, but outwardly, I showed a scared expression. “Wh-what are you going to do? A-are you going to do pervert things to me? B-but I’m still a little girl, are you… are you actually a pervert who loves little girl? Ah! Pervert!”
Alright, I spoke with voice that could be heard from a distance away, so naturally some villagers and adventures overheard it too. Some even walked closer to see the situation. The chuunibiyo was flustered as he took a step back and stuttered.
“Wh-what are you talking about!? N-no!! I, I’m not a lolicon! I love big boobs…”
He stepped forward, perhaps trying to cover my mouth.
Hmph! He fell to my trap!
“Ah! You want to touch my… my…” I blushed, covered my chest and looked down. It made him even more flustered as he looked around him and stopped moving forward. Since I covered my chest area while blushing slightly, people would think that he was a pervert. Yep, from now on, he would be known as a pervert!
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...by the way, I just thought about it, but a girl playing victim was really effective, wasn’t it? No wonder women always had upper hand in this kind of situation. Even though as a girl, I believed people should investigate thoroughly before jumping to the conclusion since sometimes we used this kind of situation to take advantage... or perhaps it was only me?
“No! You misunderstand me! No, you definitely misheard me! I said that I love big Kebabs and I want to buy you Kebabs, why did you misinterpret my words? Little girl, I’m not a pervert! Do you want lollipop?” He said hurriedly and took out a lollipop from his pocket.
“…are you actually a bad guy who would coax little girls with lollipop so you could do anything to them?” I asked again, this time, I showed a genuinely curious expression as I stared at the lollipop in his hand. Otherwise, how could he prepare lollipop in his pocket like this? Was he really a pervert?
“No!” He put the lollipop away quickly. The others’ gazes became even more pressuring for him though.
“Ah… if you give me the lollipop, I will let you touch… just a little…” I said with a disappointed expression and it made his expression became more awkward. I thought it was enough, playing around with him like that, so I hid my face from other people and smiled at him. Naturally, it was not a sweet smile but rather, an evil smile. I whispered, “Hehe, it’s your fault for threatening me. As for your information, my cousin only like blond hair and blue eyes handsome man, so you are not her type at all.”
He was stunned and realized that I was just playing around with him. His expression changed several times, but in the end, he showed the expression of anger as he turned around and run while screaming.
“AAhhh!! I’m not a lolicon! I only love big boobs! Aaaahh!!!!”
Alright, even though his reputation as lolicon was cleared, now, everybody definitely knew that he was a pervert who loved big boobs. As I looked at the villagers and the Players around me, another Player suddenly approached me while panting, as if he just ran as fast as he could.
“Little girl, I, I have lollipop here. Can I, can I really touch your… a little?” He asked with a lewd smile.
“…” I was speechless. I never thought that there was someone who didn’t care about his reputation at all!
Idiot, look around you! Those people were looking at you as if you were an idiot and a pervert! No, not as if! You are truly an idiot and a pervert!
However, I nodded as I took the lollipop from his hand. “Sure, you can touch me a little.”
The idiot pervert smiled widely, as his hands made a lewd gesture. However, I immediately touched his hand with my pinky finger and smiled at him.
“Done! You have touched me a little! Thank you for the lollipop!” I stepped back and smiled at him.
The pervert was stunned as he processed my words. I never said that he could touch my boobs. I only said that he could touch me. And sure, he touched my finger with his hand. After that… another person turned around and ran while crying out loud because he was fooled by a little girl.
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Hmph! It was already good that I didn’t deal with him quite harshly! No, actually, I was planning to deal with that pervert quite harshly!
As I turned around and wanted to enter my house, another Player ran to me… with ten lollipops in his hand!
“Little girl… a single lollipop can let that man touch you for an instant, so, ten lollipops should be enough for me to touch you for at least ten seconds, right?” He smiled excitedly.
…did this world become a world for perverts to spread around like this? They… they were everywhere, and all of them were shameless!
“Ten seconds? I will let you touch a part of me as long as you want!” I said with a smile.
The man became even more excited, but after he gave me the lollipops, I gave him… a strand of my hair. Yep, a strand of my hair was still a part of me and he could touch it as long as he wanted. And he was stunned, just like the previous man, before he turned around and ran and cried out loud like the other before him.
Before other perverts ran with more lollipops, I smiled at the others and said, “I think I have enough lollipops now. If you want another service from me or anyone else in this house, I want you to give me one of these items. The blood of Vicious Wolf, the Bezoar from the Ramhead Goat, the Seed of the Man-eating Flora, and the Heart of Rock from a Golem-type monster.”
After saying that, the villagers shook their head while the Players, well, most of them, became excited. I never thought that there were more perverts than normal people out there… This world had really turned crazy!
…
Later that night. The party that consisted of three blond-haired blue eyes adventurers returned. The three of them were smiling when they returned, but when they saw me, their expression turned awkward. Well, only the men turned awkward. As for a certain Goddess, when she saw me, she hurriedly came to me and grabbed the collar of my clothes.
“Fey! You! You! What kind of perverted things you did today!? And what kind of promises you gave to those people!?” She asked furiously.
As I was wondering where she got that information, Donald kindly told me. “We heard when we returned here. The villagers told me that you promised the Players perverted things if they could bring you these ingredients.” He raised his hands and showed me several items.
“Ah, that, huh? What do you mean perverted things? I promised them that if they wanted another service from me or anyone lives in this house, they should bring those ingredients. Which part of that sentence is perverted?” I tilted my head and asked innocently. After hearing my questions, Donald erupted in laughter while both Brian and Briana looked at each other, didn’t know what to say.
“Wh-what about the perverted things you did before you promised that?” Briana asked me, still didn’t want to let this matter go. Did she think that I was a pervert, huh?
“Which ones? Touching my finger? Or giving a strand of my hair? If you think that kind of things are quite perverted things, don’t you think what you are doing now is even more dangerous? See, you touched my neck and collarbone… and your breath tickled my…”
Before I could say more things, the silly Goddess pushed me away and I fell down to the floor. It was quite painful, but seeing that fuming face of her, it was quite worth it.
“Don’t listen to rumors. I assure you that I will not do things like what you imagine. As for the kind of service you can give them… how about a vicious beating, saying that it was an honor for them to have you as their sparring partner?” I said as I gave her the outlet to vent her anger. I wouldn’t let her vent her anger at me, as I still wanted to live a bit longer. Her venting her happiness was enough for my neck to almost snap and until now, it was still painful, so naturally I didn’t want her to accidentally kill me because of it.
“Hmph! I will teach those perverts! If they dare think about things like that, I will definitely teach them harshly!” A certain Goddess snorted coldly.
Alright, now that she had an outlet to vent her anger, I had to retreat as soon as possible. Yep, I had to retreat before she found me annoying and vented her anger at me before going to those perverts.
So, I grabbed the ingredients from Brian who smiled helplessly and said, “Alright, I’m going to give these ingredients to ‘grandma’. By the way, are you going to go gathering these ingredients again tomorrow?” I asked casually, which the three of them nodded enthusiastically.
A certain Goddess nodded because she felt that this Player was quite handsome and easy for the eyes, so she was happy. A certain God thought that this Player was quite a good meat shield as he wouldn’t die permanently. In fact, just in this single day, that person had died three times because he became the meat shield. However, that Player didn’t mind dying three times, as most of times, it was because of his fault for misreading the opponents’ movements. More importantly, his level raised so fast because he killed monsters with two level differences. Not to mention that his two partners were quite skilled. Well, after all, they lived for, well, forever, and their battle experiences were nothing someone like him could compare to. So, he was quite happy to learn from them as well.
As for me, I was quite happy because that meant, I would get more ingredients from them. It was truly a win-win situation for everyone!
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