Author's Corner: Sorry for delay but my cousin was caught up in the shooting yesterday as it happened her work, so yesterday was very stressful, though I'm thankful that she made it home safely though my prayers go out for the other 30 families that were not as lucky. Um... this is a smut chapter so be warned!

Legend

" " = people talking

italics = people thinking

* * = sounds

' ' = people talking within telepathy

CAPS = Power usage

Book 3: Chapter 6: FML!

Unknown POV

Even though Nick and crew attempted to find an out of the way place to land, their presence did not go unnoticed.

Inside of a throne room at the top of a tree, at King sits with a doting look on his face. It is finally time for his newest daughter to use the Orb and become a Sovereign. He had to use every trick in the book to borrow the Orb from Odin, especially with the latest tournament coming out. Fortunately he has had many dealings with the man and knows his weak spots.

Unfortunately, before he could even set up a date for the event a page quickly runs into the room to deliver a message. One of the nearby guards reads it before telling the King the message.

“King Alfarin, our scouts have noted new people have arrived on our planet. What should we do?” –Guard

“Now? It must be because of the event I haven’t even announced yet! Probably Odin or Loki’s doing, only they would do something like this. Maybe Thor… but I doubt he would show his face anytime soon. Any idea who they are?” –King Alfarin

“They appear to be Humans.” –Guard

“Humans? Are you sure they aren’t just Aesir in disguise or even Loki and his band of merry ruffians? What about the Vanir from Vanaheim?” –King Alfarin

“No they are clearly Humans and even worse, they come from Midgard.” –Guard

“WHAT? But the Bifrost Bridge is closed off from that world! You can’t even use Yggdrasil branches to get there the long way anymore! This must be Loki’s doing, is Heimdall involved too? Too many questions! Send someone to invite them here. I doubt they are enemies, especially if Loki is involved, I’m sure it is a trick and they are simply here for the celebration.” –King Alfarin

“Your will shall be done!” –Guard

Nick’s POV

As soon as the group landed, Nick felt eyes on him.

“Voarag quickly turn back into humanoid form, I feel eyes on us.” –Nick

This caused the girls to perk up and Voarag to switch into his humanoid form, using his scales to mainly cover up his junk. This made Maya giggle.

“Nick, why don’t you get the poor dwagon some clothes?” –Maya

“I’m not a dwagon! I’m a might Dragon!” –Voarag

“Are you talking back to me? If I say you are a dwagon, you are a dwagon!” –Maya

“Yes Mistress. This one will call himself a dwagon if you so choose.” –Voarag

“*HMPF* That’s more like it!” –Maya

Clothes? Who has clothes? His scales are clothes enough! Why do I have to get him clothes? –Nick

“His scales are fine. Just let him be, he can always turn back into the cat form you love so much.” –Nick

“It’s not a cat! I have horns and wings! What cats have horns and wings?” –Voarag

“I’m sure there are plenty of magic beasts that have horns and wings and are also cats!” –Maya

“Okay enough playing around, we appear to have company. Be friendly!” –Nick

Then Nick looked off towards where he feels the presences to speak.

“Hey, we are friendly, no need to stare at us with hostile looks!” –Nick

Then out of the woods came creatures that were simply so good looking that Nick instantly came alert! Fortunately, they were all males but they didn’t look anything like one would expect a male Elf to look.

For one, they looked like males! With debonair mainly features and chiseled abs! These guys may be called Elves in English, but they are definitely not Elves! They are a different species completely! Also the shortest one is 6’2” and stares eye to eye with Nick!

“We figured you were friendly. King Alfarin has invited you to his palace as he assumes you are here for the celebration. Though he is unsure how you could have gotten here, unless of course you had Loki or Heimdall’s help.” –Alf Scout

“This place is as beautiful as the old tales said. I don’t think anyone from Midgard has been here for a very long time.” –Ruby

“You know of people who made the trip back then?” –Nick

“Yes, I was alive then you know, only I didn’t pay much attention to the northern barbarians and the tales of Thor and Loki as it was simply too cold up there.” –Ruby

“You are a God from Midgard and was alive when Thor and Loki roamed the land? I do not know nay stories of Gods from Midgard, how is this possible?” –Alf Scout

“Yes I am from there and that time, but our story is one we will tell to the King as though Loki may have had something to do with us getting here, since it is clear he has been meddling in our affairs, we assure you that we are here peacefully.” –Ruby

“Good, then let’s go, the weakest Scout here is also at the God rank so let’s fly swiftly!” –Alf Scout

Of course Nick is lazy and made Voarag turn back into a mount for him and the girls. This caused the Alf to gasp in surprise as in their history, the Dragon’s left Midgard so long ago that any traces of them could only be myths.

Eventually the Alf Scout in charge simply held his question as he felt surely the King would ask them and the answers would be revealed. Even if he wasn’t there when they were, he know rumors would spread so his curiosity was sated for now.

Sooner rather than later, they all arrived at the top of the huge tree that appeared to hold the King’s dwelling place. Not even a God would live in such a place as just falling asleep and falling to the ground would hurt too much to be worth it! Only someone so strong that such things wouldn’t even hurt, would ever bother living here.

“Your majesties I have brought the beings from Midgard.” –Alf Scout

“Beings? I thought they were Humans.” –King Alfarin

“Well they are for the most part, but as you can see, one of them is a Dragon! Also I do not believe such exotic creatures have ever lived on Midgard.” –Alf Scout

The last was said while drooling *cough* looking at Lily.

“Gods of Midgard? Plus Dragons? What is Loki doing now?” –King Alfarin

“If I may speak your majesty. I must say that even though Loki had something to do with us being here. It wasn’t him that sent us here, plus the Dragon and the fine lady here are not from Midgard. We have traveled far and wide to get here.” –Nick

“What? Not from Midgard? Loki didn’t send you? Then did Heimdall send you?” –King Alfarin

“Oh, sorry for not explaining what I meant. We did not come here through Yggdrasil or the Bifrost Bridge.” –Nick

Of course Nick snickered internally as he wanted there to be shock and awe when he said how he really got here and why.

“What? Then how else did you get here? We are in one of the three upper realms, the distance between Midgard and here is far too vast for a God to travel! Unless you teleported here?” –King Alfarin

“No, though we do have the ability, we did not know this was our destination so we did not prepare a way to teleport here.” –Nick

“Fine I give up! How did you get here?” –King Alfarin

Oh how I love these mind games. Especially when I win! But even though these people call themselves Elves, they are nothing like them. I actually like these guys! Much smarter and a whole lot less of the treehugging that always happens around wood and high elves. –Nick

“We got here the old fashioned way. Space travel through the hyperspace lanes.” –Nick

“But there were no sightings of a space ship? We may not be a world of technology but of course we know of it. Has Midgard really gone so far as to gain such technology? Last we heard they were even more worse off than us in that way.” –King Alfarin

“Yes, though we Humans have indeed gained the ability to make such space ships, we really haven’t as a race yet as no one cares about alien planets that much with the problems we have going on. Also my friend Voarag here is an Ancient Dragon, a species that can naturally use the hyperspace lanes. We just used him to travel from one planet to the next.” –Nick

“Ahh, so surely Loki sent you here for the celebration then! Though Loki isn’t our favorite Sovereign, he is still counted as a friend. So any friend of Loki’s is a friend of ours! Though I’m very curious how you ended up here, even with Loki’s guidance that must have been some journey.” –King Alfarin

“Somehow I feel we are indeed here for the celebration, even though we had no clue it was happening or that this was our destination. We indeed have been sent on a wild goose chase and have been following a path set out by Loki it seems. If not for him, I would have never run into Voarag and Lily, and without Voarag, it would have taken too long to get here.” –Nick

“Sounds like Loki, well none of that matters. I hereby officially announce that the Orb ceremony will commence tomorrow with the celebration following right after! Where is my daughter, someone tell her the news and bring her here!” –King Alfarin

Soon enough without warning a young Alf woman ran into the room.

“Daddy daddy! Is it true that I will finally grow up and become a Sovereign?” -???

“Yes Amarthandes! I finally got the Orb and the celebration is for tomorrow!” –King Alfarin

At this point Nick and crew are stunned, as this is the first time they have seen an Alf female as all the scouts and guards were male. If Nick was a betting man, it has probably something to do with whoever the current wife is of the King as he is probably a lecherous old man.

But what shocked them was how beautiful the girl Amarthandes is. Tall for a girl but not for an Alf, she stood around 6’0” and had hair and eyes the color of moonlight. A blue so bright it was almost white. She also couldn’t be a day over 18 and sported a modest B cup. But her facial features put the male Alf to shame, such beauty should not exist. Even Lily blushed from her ethereal beauty!

“Daddy! I already told you to call me Des! That name is too long and boring! My name is Des! Also who are these people?” –Des

Des says this with a sparkle in her eyes. No one knows what is going through her mind, as all of Nick’s crew except for Voarag are still stunned into silence from her beauty and voice that was so soft and delicate that even the trees and other plants wanted to grow just to hear it better.

“These are friends of Loki here on some quest that lead them to your celebration!” –King Alfarin

“Oh if they are from Loki, than this man must be the husband he promised me!” –Des

““””What?”””” –King Alfarin, Ruby, Solaria, Maya

Nick was still too stunned to speak, Voarag just assumes all women are meant to be his masters wife, and Lily saw nothing wrong as this is normal for the powerful to have many many wives, though it was rare for even Ruby to exclaim.

“Yes, Loki told me as a child that when I was 18 and about to have a celebration for something or another, he would send a husband that was a mighty warrior and very handsome! Well he is definitely handsome…” –Des

“But but but… my baby? Married? Damn you Loki! I knew getting the Orb was too easy! So that was the price! Never try to trick a Trickster as the saying goes…” –King Alfarin

“Wait! So just like that, they are getting married?” –Ruby

“What does this have to do with you? He’s mine and we are getting married now in the way of the Alf! Tomorrow we will do the Orb ceremony, send the rest away. I’m taking my husband!” –Des

This caused a huge mess as the King just muttered in a corner with tears in his eyes while the guards escorted the four girls and Voarag to suitable quarters. Though only Ruby seemed upset until she realized this was all part of the plan anyways. She just hoped that Nick would wake up eventually and ask the right questions. As it was clear at this point that his curse was working and even that he was destined to meet and marry this girl!

Dammit Loki! If only I didn’t hate the cold so much! I knew I should have gone north back then and see what all the fuss was about! –Ruby

It must be noted, that as a notorious Sovereign, Loki pulled many strings and even blackmailed *cough* bribed the three fates to insure a few events happened as planned. It’s hard to believe this is all over some stupid War game that even happens every 100 years!

Soon the room was empty of all but the King, Des and Nick. Though bold at first, it must be known that Des is still only an 18 year old girl and thus is very shy. So she shyly walked up to Nick and looked him in the eyes before grabbing one of his hands.

“Shall we?” –Des

Of course Nick is in full Curse mode and cannot even speak coherently let alone figure out what to do next. His subconscious knows that he must figure out the Alf marriage rituals or something bad might happen if he throws her on the ground and takes her first. The curse doesn’t want anything bad to happen so has calmed down just enough for him to figure this out.

“Yes we shall. What is the Alf marriage ritual? Loki may have sent me here, but he never actually talked to me even once during this whole quest.” –Nick

“Oh it’s simple, we just have sex. Alf mate for life with the first one they have sex with, that is why we are isolated from other races as our blood makes the most powerful children, even if they are half-breeds.” –Des

Fortunately, while talking, Des was dragging Nick off to her room, because if she finished her sentence even a moment earlier, they would have never made it.

As if Nick heard the magic words that turned the yellow light into a green one, the curse went into overdrive tossing Des onto the bad while simultaneously using telekinesis to strip her of all her clothes.

“*GIGGLE* It seems someone can’t wait to get married.” –Des

As the naïve girl she is, she has no idea that Nick has 8 other wives at this point. She was even too naïve to realize that the four girls that were with him had anything to do with him, let alone were married to him.

“*GROWL*” –Nick

Nick tried to respond, that is all that came out.

Soon Nick’s clothes were also removed, or at least turned to sex mode which his suit has; fortunately the curse knows how to do such things or the suit may have been ruined. Of course it isn’t his first rodeo, so such things will be mastered after much use.

At this point the curse was ready to finish the transaction when Nick’s protective instincts took over. Though not really a Loli, being 18 an 6 feet tall, her slim and underdeveloped body still brought it out in Nick. This made him slow down a bit to make sure he didn’t hurt her.

Nick first jumped on top of her (I said slow down, not stop) and started to ruthlessly kiss her while simultaneously rubbing both her left nipple and clit.

“Mmmmmmmmm.” –Des

This caused her to moan a bit, which made Nick even more aroused. He then started sucking on her left nipple while twerking her right nipple with his hand. He then used his engorged member to massage her clit instead.

“Eeeeep! I’m not ready yet!” –Des

Of course Nick is hard of hearing while in this mode. But somehow he still didn’t penetrate her. Instead he backed up and started licking her clit while using one finger to see how tight she was. And tight she was!

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn! I’m cumming!” –Des

This caused her to cum as she was not used to this much or rather any foreplay. As she came her fluids came gushing forth like a fountain. And Nick lapped up every little bit of it he could as her nectar was the food of the Gods! Though Nick has no clue what Ambrose is let alone what it tastes like. But he does know what his new favorite drink is!

Finally, the curse had enough and finally took back control. Nick feeling that Des was wet enough, let it! Nick then positioned his piston right at her opening and slowly thrusted inside, first starting with the tip and then moving more and more until he was finally all the way in.

This process took awhile since she was so tight, but the sensation was too much!

“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!” –Nick

Causing Nick to let loose his seed and complete the union. A bright light as usual descended upon them signifying their permanent union and completion of the curse.

“Yay! Finally married! I have been waiting so long for you too… my husband.” –Des

“Me too number nine, I mean wife of mine.” –Nick

But Des isn’t that slow, she clearly saw something was wrong with that statement.

“Hey, what do you mean number nine?” –Des

But Nick isn’t a rank amateur either. So he used this moment to flip her over to her stomach so he could worship her ass. Then in order to distract her, he started thrusting into her again. Becoming a God has its benefits, as now his stamina was unlimited!

Nick worshiped her as for the time it takes to brew a cup of tea. This caused Des to orgasm two more times. He now thought it was a good enough time to tell her the truth.

“So by number nine, I mean you are my 9th wife! You said it yourself, I must be a great warrior. Well us great warriors have many wives!” –Nick

Bad mood Nick, now is not the time to boast!

“What? Why am I not number 1? At least tell me I am the best! If not then that I’m the strongest!” –Des

This caused Nick to think about Maya and Solaria and then realized that either one of them could beat her up. Then he remembered what was said about an Orb that would turn her into a Sovereign. Surely she would be stronger then.

“Yes, you are the strongest! So no need to hit me or anything.” –Nick

Since he was talking in future tense, Nick felt that he wasn’t lying even though he knew the moment the other girls became Sovereigns they would quickly overcome her. Best not to let her know about that.

“Well then I’m going to claim the top spot then and let the others know who is the boss! Also I’m leaving here with you as there will be nothing left for me after tomorrow!” –Des

“Okay. Now let’s finish, the night is still young!” –Nick

“Okay.” –Des

Good, crisis averted until another day. And fuck you Loki! And how am I supposed to survive this encounter? Fuck my life! –Nick

Meanwhile in a far off land in a strange world a certain someone sneezed.

“*SNEEZE* Hey, who is talking about me? I’m the great Loki! No one gets one up on me!” –Loki

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Again sorry for the delay, will try to make up for it later if i can. Also small hints in this chapter of things to come though the obvious solutions won't necessary be the solution this time.

Also I will be ignoring most Norse and Greek legends as they are just stories as far as I'm concerned. I am simply portraying the various Gods wow I imagine they would act if they were alive today and simply have not been on Earth for 1000-2000 years. This means anyone who reads the stories must know that none of King Alfarin's other children or grandchildren will be part of this story.