《The Adventures of Nick Cage》Book 3: Chapter 5: Fu-Sion-Ha!

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Book 3: Chapter 5: Fu-Sion-Ha!

After a few nights of continuous debauchery, Nick finally got the message he was waiting for.

‘It’s time! Voarag is waking up!’ –Sally

“Finally!” –Nick

At this point most everyone was exhausted and partially out of it, but one of them had more energy than the others and woke up first.

“Finally what? What’s going on?” –Maya

“Voarag is waking up! Let’s go and see what happened!” –Nick

With some coaxing and help, Nick finally ended up carrying Lily and Ruby while Maya grabbed Solaria since waking them up was an exercise in futility.

Soon the crew made it to the huge courtyard that was set aside for Voarag and opened the door leading to it. As if that was a catalyst, as soon as the door opened a sound roared out.

*BOOM*

*ROAR*

The first was the cocoon breaking and the second was the Dragon emerging and doing the patented Dragon roar.

One look was all Nick needed to realize something was different with Voarag. Sure he still had the same black scales, but the majesty of this creature was nothing like the old Saint Beast Dragons that Voarag and Kiki represented.

Then as if the evolution wasn’t complete, his scales started to compact, his horns got smaller and more distinct and then his body changed to that of a humanoid! Standing around 7’0” with large scaled wings and even claws, he was more than a Draconian but less than a Dragon while at the same time being much much more.

“Voarag… w what are you?” –Nick

Voarag stretched a bit which caused his joints to crack as if he just woke up from a long sleep. Which technically he had.

“I’m unsure. I’m much stronger and I look like the Broodmother. But there are no males that look like this so I’m not sure what it means.” –Voarag

“Just show us your status, that may explain things!” –Maya

“Ouch! Where am I and why am I on the floor?” –Solaria

In her excitement, Maya dropped Solaria on the floor and somehow that woke her up. Because all the running and screaming and loud noises had no effect whatsoever, but landing on a cold floor did.

“Voarag woke up and is about to show us his stats. Be quiet and let him show us!” –Maya

“Huh? Fine whatever.” –Solaria

And as if her complicit agreement was an alarm clock, both Lily and Ruby chose that moment to wake up, still being held in Nick’s arms.

Noting their squirming forms, Nick placed them on the ground next to Solaria and pretended they didn’t exist while he looked at Voarag in awe.

“Hey what’s going on, and who is the big dragon looking creature?” –Ruby

“That’s Voarag, he just woke up and is not sure what he is, so he is going to show us his status. Lily pay attention so we don’t have to repeat ourselves again!” –Nick

“Huh what? Fine!” –Lily

“Okay I’m curious too. Show status to all.” –Voarag

*DING*

STATUS WINDOW!Name:VoaragAge:1037Race:Ancient Dragon KingAlignment:GoodLevel:1000Rank:GodTitles:Royal Dragon, Dragon KingStrength:15000Vitality:15000Dexterity:15000Concentration:15000Intelligence:15000Wisdom:15000Unlocked Affinities:Dark, Fire, Hellfire

“Hahahahahahaha! I’m so much stronger! And I can finally mate!” –Voarag

“What do you mean you can finally mate? You are over a thousand years old, are you a virgin?” –Lily

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Leave it to the Succubus to be insensitive about such things.

“You do not understand! We have no sex organs in Dragon form! Only the Broodmother can lay eggs and only the Dragons that reach a humanoid form can mate! And I’m even stronger than Broodmother as she does not have a humanoid form! My evolution path is completely different! Dragon Kings have not been seen in many millennia.” –Voarag

“So are you saying that if you found a Dragon Queen that was just like you, then you could mate and create a new race?” –Lily

“Yes. That reminds me, Kiki was just like me before, maybe she will evolve like me now! This could have something to do with our corruption and breaking of the Guardian bindings that held us in place and basically enslaved us.” –Voarag

“I don’t know what you are talking about. *WHISTLES*” –Lily

This caused Voarag to glare at Lily as it was her people that corrupted him and Kiki in the first place.

“No need to fight, and we can always ask Sally about Kiki later. But we are on a time schedule as we have just a little over 3 months before our time is out! And we have a new destination and have no clue how long it will take to get there, even with your new and improved speed.” –Nick

“Fine, send me the information of the new planet via our link and let’s go!” –Voarag

Then Nick did just that and Voarag got back in what he calls space-ship mode. Only now it’s much bigger! His tail alone is over 5 miles long, and that is at the end of his huge body and wings!

Once the crew jumped back on his back, Voarag flew into space and then chose a direction and started moving a what could only be described as Hyperspace speeds as everything turned into a blur and was much much faster than before.

‘How long will it take to get there?’ –Nick

‘It’s much much farther away than even our location now to Earth. But with my new speed it shouldn’t take more than 2 months, barely giving us enough time to get what we need and teleport out of there.’ –Voarag

‘I’m just glad teleporting is instant! Can’t imagine having to travel back the same way!’ –Maya

‘I agree, that would be miserable. So what are we going to do now to waste all this time we have?’ –Solaria

‘I have a good idea!’ –Lily

This caused everyone to facepalm since Lily only ever has a single idea.

‘We should probably meditate and figure out our powers. Just because it doesn’t seem we can get any stronger than the God rank, doesn’t mean there isn’t some insight we cannot gain to make us even stronger.’ –Nick

‘Muuuuu, no fun!’ –Lily

‘I agree with Nick, even though those fucking Elves were inferior in every way shape and form, I still gained some insights into Nature just from watching the way they use their Will to move Nature. It’s different from magic but not by much.’ –Ruby

‘Anyways, before we start doing our own thing. Sally is there any news for us?’ –Nick

‘Uhh, not right now, I’ll tell you more when you are done. Things are coming to a head but nothing to report yet.’ –Sally

‘Okay whatever that means. Let’s go into closed door training and gain many insights!’ –Nick

Hina’s POV

After meditating for an unknown amount of time I finally heard movement coming from Kiki’s cocoon.

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*CRACK*

This woke me up and caused me to look at it more closely. Eventually, the cracks spread until finally Kiki emerged.

For some reason she emerged as a young looking woman of about 19, expect she was clearly still a Dragon with scales and everything else. Funnily enough she looked a lot like Hina only taller. She had the same monochrome hair and eyes and her scales still had black and white patterns on them, but her face was clearly that of a young woman and her horns were just tiny little nubs.

“KYAAAAAAA!” –Me

I may or may not have made a little noise when I saw her. I also may or may not have rushed to her and put her into a hug. I swear I didn’t snuggle up against her though, that didn’t happen at all!

“Mistress! Can I have some clothes?” –Kiki

“What do you need clothes for? My little Dragon doesn’t need clothes!” –Me

There might have been a little hysteria in my voice, but I doubt that. After all, I’m the Balancer! I kill when I want to and bring life when I have to! Err umm… is that backwards? Oh well doesn’t matter, the point is I’m great and strong and don’t have girly emotions whatsoever! I’m a warrior!

“But Mistress! I feel so naked! My scales don’t cover nearly enough!” –Kiki

This caused me to finally let go of her and finally look at her closely. Or rather look up at her as she was clearly much taller than me. Probably around the same height as Nick so around 6’2” at a guess. But wow her breasts put mine to shame! They don’t look that much bigger, but since she is so tall… they just have that much more girth! I’d say a solid E cup, not that it makes me jealous or anything. I’d need a man first for that type of emotion to spring up.

“Fine! I give you permission to wear clothes. But what happened to you and why are you now humanoid?” –Me

“Well something happened to cause Voarag to evolve and Sally told me he wanted to make sure I evolved too. So Sally forced it on me and here I am.” –Kiki

“Well what did you evolve into? Show me show me!” –Me

I promise there was not even a hint of excitement in my gaze. It was purely acting so I could get the results I wanted quicker!

“Oh yea, forgot all about the status window! Show status to Hina!” –Kiki

*DING*

STATUS WINDOW!Name:Akirakurai (Kiki)Age:856Race:Ancient Dragon QueenAlignment:GoodLevel:1000Rank:GodTitles:Royal Dragon, Dragon QueenStrength:15000Vitality:15000Dexterity:15000Concentration:15000Intelligence:15000Wisdom:15000Unlocked Affinities:Light, Dark, Balance, Fire, Water, Frostfire

“S so strong…” –Kiki

What the hell, her stats are even higher than mine! Oh well, not like she can harm me, I guess this just means now I have a stronger companion!

“Great now you will be much more useful! I mean, you can finally fight at my side without being a burden! I mean, you are strong! Yes being strong is a good thing!” –Me

Okay I’m not good with words, sue me.

“And don’t give me a weary look, I’ll spank you!” –Me

“I don’t know what you are talking Mistress. I always do what you say. You are the best Mistress.” –Kiki

“*HMPF* And don’t you forget it!” –Me

“Okay so how long was I out and what did I miss?” –Kiki

“Not much, you were out 2 months and only exciting thing happened was me being challenged by 3 Champions and killing one of them and befriending the other two. Or did I just spare their lives, I don’t remember. But either way they are somewhere in the Palace, both are women so nothing to worry about there.” –Me

“This is exciting! I’m finally at a rank where I can mate and have my own brood! Now I just have to find a mate! I wonder if Voarag ended up like me, if so I wonder when I’ll see him again…” –Kiki

Wait, if Voarag comes doesn’t that mean… *COUGH* No fantasies here. Does suck being a human though, if only I could evolve into a different race that he hadn’t seen yet… then I would… never mind.

“Okay enough about you. Soon the Champion of Loki will be here and I have to train her or something, the quest is very vague, it’s almost like it’s trying to tell me a hidden message but I keep missing it. Also it appears I was groomed since I was 3 to do whatever it is I’m supposed to do when she gets here. It’s kinda eerie when I think about it like that. Also mana sucks! I’m super powerful and all, but once it runs out I’m a sitting duck! Nick and some of his wives are much stronger than I am and it’s not fair!” –Me

Okay I may have ranted for a little bit there, but I’m fine now!

“Huh? Who is Loki?” –Kiki

“*SIGH* I forgot this planet is full of idiots that have no basic knowledge of anything. He’s a God or rather the thing that is above God since technically that is what we are, but anyways, he sent me here in a very roundabout way and now sent his Champion here to be trained by me. It must be because Hero’s are stronger than Champions and maybe it isn’t possible for Hero’s to become Champions? I don’t know or care at this moment. The concept of you finding love is making me feel sour so I’m going to ignore you for now and wait for the Champion.” –Me

“…” –Kiki

Loki’s POV

Buahahahahahahaha, my plans are almost here! All this work and all these children and finally It’s close to happening! No way am I going to lose the war this time! And even Ares lost his champion which is just hilarious! I didn’t realize that Thor and Athena would help but it’s good that they didn’t die as it would be hard to explain that when they finally come for my ass. Of course when that happens, it will be too late!

Also what is with all the cheating? That brute of Ares was some of his demigod bastards or else he would not be able to wield his sacred sword. Which is named Sword of Ares… how pretentious or stupid can you be to name a sword after you! And that is why I’m glad the others did not die. The Champions of both Thor and Athena are their heirs! Not sure how Athena made one since she refuses to have sex, but then again she has plenty of demigod bastards so I guess some magic is at play here. But that isn’t just Thor’s daughter, but she is an Aesir! She’s not even human! Oh she may be half human, but that’s still ridiculous! If it was known that I was the cause of her death... I’d be fucked!

I guess neither broke the rules since they chose people from the same Earth, it is just dumb luck that Thor’s wife is from that planet! It’s the stupid alternate universe thing at play, it’s a different Midgard than ours but is so close that it doesn’t matter and no one can tell the difference. Of course their cheating won’t help them! My plans are perfect! But these idiots almost messed it all up, I wouldn’t be here on this stupid plane if it wasn’t for the fact that these guards have the wrong description for Alice!

Don’t they know that if they evolve to a higher form they change a little? She isn’t 5’5” anymore but a solid 5’9”! Oh and there she is now, even her cloak can’t hide her beauty! 5’9” just like I thought with dark black hair and light blue eyes that look just like mine in my original human form… which oddly enough is what I’m in right now. The same form as Hiro’s dad. Of course that make sense as I am his dad! But the real kicker here is I’m also Aya and Hina’s dad! Buahahahahaha I guess that is why Alice looks like me too, but that isn’t important right now. I still can’t wait to tell Hiro and Aya they are siblings! Of course they are Demigods and have my blood, it’s not only normal for sibling demigods to get married, it’s almost mandatory or else their children will be weak! Oh look she is finally here, time to play role!

“I’m Alice and I’m here to see Hina.” –Alice

“Of course you are, come with me.” –Me

Fuck why is she giving me a weird look. Oh shit I forgot, I may never have shown her my face but I definitely have talked to her many times. I’m such an idiot!

“Why the fuck are you here?” –Alice

“It’s not my fault! The description the guards got was wrong. You grew taller when you evolved last night! I’m here to make sure you get where you are going then I’m gone I swear it!” –Me

“Fine, lead the way. I’ve had enough of your bullshit!” –Alice

Phew, dodge a bullet there. Odd that telling the truth seemed to work. Of course one such as her would know if I was lying so not like I had a choice.

As I led her to the Castle in the quickest path possible, she kept giving me weird looks which even I couldn’t decipher. I mean I may be a great Sovereign, but women are impossible to read! Does not matter how many millennia I live, I will never know what is going on in their heads!

“Why do you look so familiar?” –Alice

She said it quietly, but it was definitely directed at me. Should I respond? It might be funny if I do, we are about to reach the castle so it’s not like she can change anything.

“It could be because I’m your biological father, but who knows?” –Me

Buahahahahaha the look on her face! Yes that’s it! This is why I do my tricks, just for that look! I mean what did she think? There really is no way for a Champion or even a Hero from Earth to survive the trip here if they don’t have God’s blood in their system. They would die from the mana core being formed as their bodies would be normal humans who would not be able to form cores as their body naturally rejects mana. Only the few Witches and others from Earth can survive here.

“That… I’m just going to ignore that. Why else would I be an orphan then given ultimate power if what you say isn’t true.” –Alice

“Good, it won’t matter for awhile anyways, oh and we are here, come meet Hina! *SNICKERS*” –Me

Of course I have been following Hina’s progress and know that she is down there with her faithful Dragon Kiki. So I lead her to the “lair” that is Kiki’s and open the door. Of course the first one to meet and greet me is Hina, oh well it’s too late for here to stop me now!

“What are you doing here Loki?” –Hina

“You wound me, and after all these years we spent together!” –Me

At this moment I’m strategically blocking the door, as I’m curious as to what Hina will do next.

“So did you take over Hiro’s dad just to bring me here or something?” –Hina

“Oh no my dear, it’s much more complex than that. You see I am Hiro’s dad. But I’m also Aya’s dad and your dad too muahahahahahahahahaha!” –Me

“Huh what? I didn’t expect that, but what does that have to do with why you are here?” –Hina

“It doesn’t, but it does have to do with the person behind me. Come meet Alice. And yes she looks a lot like me, or rather how you used to look. I’d say meet your sister but that would be a lie now wouldn’t it. As she is much more than that! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” –Me

“”What?”” –Hina, Alice

And before they even had a chance to inquire further, I said something I’ve wanted to say for years and years!

“Fu-Sion-Ha!” –Me

Buahahahaha it must be known that if two people from near identical universes ever meet, they will merge and become one. It is the theory of One but the original theory has it wrong, as the actual worlds don’t change at all, just the individuals involved. So the moment they got in contact with each other they fused together into one being.

Now the real reason for this huge farce of mine is what happens next. See I needed the system here in order to do it! As soon as they fused instead of coming out as a new person, I maxed their evolution rate and shoved them into a cocoon just like the one Kiki just came out of. Though for the life of me I can’t seem to figure out why she evolved and right now, oh well it’s not like I’m the only one with access to the system so I’m sure something must have happened. This made me give out the most evil laugh I could imagine.

“KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH!” –Me

“Eeeeeeeeep!” –Kiki

Oh forgot she was in here. Guess I over did it with the evil laugh.

“W w w what the hell was that?” –Kiki

“Oh sorry Kiki, didn’t mean to scare you. I just couldn’t help myself. By the way my name is Loki, and if you were paying any attention I am Hina’s biological dad.” –Me

“Wait, Hina was saying something about a Loki and him being a being above us Gods. Is that you? She never said you were her dad though.” –Kiki

“Why yes it is, and the being beyond God is called Sovereign! And she didn’t know I was her dad even though I was the one who raised her. The situation is complicated and involved the other two heroes who are off doing who knows what, probably getting married. Can’t wait to tell them they are siblings!” –Me

“Wait if you raised her and are her dad, how did she not know about it?” –Kiki

“Ever heard of NTR?” –Me

“No what’s that?” –Kiki

“Fucking Dragons… I forgot you guys don’t even have fathers for the most part so even if I explain it, it wouldn’t make any sense. Also you always marry your siblings so meh, my joke is lost because I’m talking to a Dragon!” –Me

At this moment Joseph comes in. I remember him from Hina’s vision so I know how useful he is.

“What is going on and who are you?” –Joseph

Oddly the idiot was asking Kiki who she was and not me, I guess I was wearing a guard uniform so yea, I fit in.

“I’m Kiki!” –Kiki

“Lies, Kiki is clearly inside of that cocoon right there. Where is Hina?” –Joseph

This caused me to shake my head.

“Excuse me Guard Captain. I was here when it happened. That is indeed the one called Kiki and the one in the cocoon is Hina. She is evolving or whatever it is called and should be out in 2 months.” –Me

First give him respect then talk down at him like he is an idiot. Because he is still beaming from my earlier praise of title, he doesn’t get how I’m treating him like a shield. Though this does make Kiki smirk, I guess she is smarter than she looks.

“Oh okay, I guess this room needs to be off limits for the next two months!” –Joseph

“Don’t worry Joseph, I’ll guard her. She is my Mistress after all.” –Kiki

“Excellent! Then I will take my leave.” –Me

And before he could protest I simply disappear out of thin air like the motherfucking Boss that I am.

Nick’s POV

‘We are here Master.’ –Voarag

‘Excellent, anyone have any news?’ –Nick

None of the wives responded, but someone else did!

‘Um… I have news. Not great news, but still news.’ –Sally

‘What happened?’ –Nick

‘Well two months ago Loki screwed up some things and now Hina is evolving. It should be over soon though, maybe in like a day I’d guess. I have suspicions as to why he did this but I won’t know until I talk to Hina. Also the name of his and our rank is Sovereign, so that is what you have to evolve into from God. So for now I don’t have much else to report.’ –Sally

‘That… is interesting, I hope she doesn’t turn into a monster. She is our only link to the new Continent!’ –Nick

‘Mistress Sally, how is Kiki?’ –Voarag

‘Like you she became an Ancient Dragon Queen and seeks a mate.’ –Sally

‘What? Then I must hurry back to her! I can’t have her seek a different mate than me!’ –Voarag

‘Silly Voarag, didn’t you say that you could only really mate with your own kind?’ –Ruby

‘Well yes but…’ –Voarag

‘No buts! You are the only other of your kind, that means you are the only one she can mate with! Sally is making jokes at your expense. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you get to see her once this part of our journey is done, as I’m sure we will be going home after that.’ –Ruby

‘I can take him. I’m worried about Hina so we should make our trip here quick… if that’s possible.’ –Nick

Finally, Nick looks at the huge planet in front of them. It’s simply green, green here, green there, green everywhere! Trees trees and more trees! But what really made him perk up is the really large tree that is clearly in the center of it. Somehow it only feels like a single branch but is big enough to see from space.

‘Uh oh, I hope that tree isn’t what I think it is. Voarag what is the name of this place?’ –Nick

‘Using my Dragon sense I was able to pick up what the main race of this world calls it. They call it Ljosalfheim .’ –Voarag

‘Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck!’ –Nick

‘Nick what’s wrong? Do I have to kill anything? Am I to burn this planet to the grounds?’ –Solaria

‘No no no, we cannot harm anyone here whatsoever. And we definitely cannot destroy the planet! As Ljosalfheim is Elf speech for Light-Elf home. The planets real name is Alfheimr! Which is even worse as it stands for Land of the Fairies! And to make things worse, we HAVE to become friends with them. As they are the next strongest realm next to Asgard which is home to Loki and the Aesir which are all probably Sovereigns or higher!’ –Nick

‘But don’t you hate Elves honey?’ –Solaria

‘Yes… but not these Elves! I hate Wood Elves and High Elves and things so close they are the same thing. These are Light-Elves and are many times stronger! I mean we are already within bow shot of them and we haven’t even broken into the atmosphere yet! And the Aesir are strong because they aren’t idiots. They use artifacts made by the Dwarves to destroy their foes. That makes them much stronger than weak Archangels!’ –Nick

‘Fine, we will just be nice, they don’t need to know our true selves! Just find the highest ranking female and seduce her. Finally your curse will help us save our world!’ –Solaria

‘I’m glad you have so much confidence in me.’ –Nick

Fuck my life! –Nick

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Also cookies to anyone who can guess where I am going with the story. Especially by adding Loki and them into the story.

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