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Book 3: Chapter 3: Part 1: These are no Dwarves…

Finally, after a night of rest… or was it debauchery… anyways, the next morning Nick and the girls were ready to face the world!

“Okay today’s plan is simple. Wait and see who shows up. You two made so much noise yesterday that no way those mountain dwellers did not feel it! We just saw how pathetic the Elves were, now let’s see how strong these so called Dwarves are!” –Nick

“Yay! Let’s kick their ass!” –Maya

“Wait! No fighting until we see how they act. Those Elves were just acting too arrogant and needed to die. Plus they were Elves, that has to be put on some auto kill list or something.” –Nick

“I agree, the way to love Nature is wrong! Nature is meant to do your bidding not the other way around!” –Ruby

Of course a Witch would think that way. The probably get high off of the pain and suffering of others. Best to not bring that up however. –Nick

“Maybe we should use diplomacy this time? Lust always works!” –Lily

“I’ll be nice if they are nice, if anyone even looks at my man wrong then their entire bloodline will end today!” –Solaria

“Okay we have a plan, let’s wait and see what comes!” –Nick

It didn’t take long to see what was going to come as about 10 creatures, all of the God rank, showed up only an hour after sunrise.

These creatures were on the shorter side, about 5 feet, so Nick just assumed they were some type of Dwarf just like the treehuggers were some type of Elf.

“Okay let’s go meet them, they are in position. Don’t scare them, we don’t want a fight just yet!” –Nick

So Nick and crew slowly left their hidden dwelling and flew towards the West where the forest used to be. The 10 Dwarflike creatures paused when they noticed them and got in position just in front of the wasteland. Oddly they didn’t seem hostile. This caused Nick to smile a little as it seems maybe he can find the answers he is looking for.

Just as Nick was about to speak, he was interrupted by a certain someone.

“What do you little guys want with my husband? You better not be hostile or else!” –Solaria

This caused two things to happen, one it caused the Dwarflike creatures to back up a step as they could clearly see impending doom in the fiery eyes of Solaria, and two it caused Nick to shake his head and even face palm!

“Please be at ease, we just had some problems with the Elves and well, you can see the aftermath of that argument. My name is Nick, a pleasure to meet you.” –Nick

This caused the leader to step forward.

“The pleasure is ours! We don’t care who you are, if you are enemies to the Elves then you are friends to us!” –Leader

This made Nick give a double take. At first he thought they were Dwarves but the speak patterns and a closer look told him otherwise. Sure they were about 5 feet tall which is either tall for a Dwarf or short for everything else, but other mountain dwellers also are this tall. Their skin was a light brown which is odd but seeing the changes on the Elves made Nick ignore that. It was the fact that they were bald and had really pointy ears that Nick started to realize that they looked like Goblins and not Dwarves!

This conclusion was near impossible without the speech pattern as these 10 fellows were all attractive! Nick would just assume Goblins to be the normal ugly green guys he had seen. Then he remembered that Hobgoblins were more yellow than green and an evolved Goblin type creature may end up a light brown as that just seems like a natural conclusion. This caused Nick to exclaim!

“Are you guys perhaps Goblins?” –Nick

“Yes we are, so you know of us? What are you?” –Leader

“We are Humans, and yes we know what that means here, but our world is Class 4 which does sound as impossible as it is, but that isn’t the point. We all have our reasons and hate Elves, but Goblins are friends to us. Especially if you are enemies to those pesky Dwarves. I mean who wants to be good all the time like them? Fuck Dwarves!” –Nick

“Hahahaha yes! Those pesky Dwarves are just as bad as Elves! Luckily our ancestors killed them already and took over their mountain or we would not be having this friendly conversation right now.” –Leader

“Hey now, we aren’t all men! You called us guys before, apologize!” –Female Goblin

“Sorry, it’s a figure of speech where I am from and not an insult at all.” –Nick

Fortunately Nick was faster this time as Solaria was about to burn said Goblin to a crisp. Also one most note that the female Goblin didn’t look any different than the males except she was a few inches shorter. Her face was just as handsome as the others too. If one looked closely, they could see that her pecks stuck out a tiny bit more than the others but still within the realm of A cup or rather bodybuilder. But one could see there is a noticeable difference between the two.

Fortunately, Nick is used to this sort of thing. As Female Goblins are to Male Goblins what Male Elves are to Female Elves. Basically Male Elves look like girls and Female Goblins look like guys. This is a good thing as that means no curse should be activating within the next however long he is stuck on this planet.

“No harm done here, we know how the language barrier could cause some things to be lost in translation. So friends, what brings you here and if you are on our side, how long are you going to be here? We must first have a party to celebrate the death of the Elves and then plan our next party as our true enemies will be attacking us soon because of this.” –Leader

That’s a good question, how long do we need to wait for Voarag to come out of his cocoon? –Nick

‘Sally, how long is Voarag in cocoon for?’ –Nick

‘2 months.’ –Sally

Interesting, she only said two words, she must be busy to be so short winded. –Nick

“We are here for answers and have two months to get them, as it will take our space ship that long to recharge.” –Nick

Fortunately most of the girls were smart enough to realize what Nick was saying and kept quiet.

“2 months? But our space ship…” –Lily

Before she could finish, Nick gave her a meaningful look and she shut up. Poor girl doesn’t even know what a space ship is, so it’s not really her intelligence fault! It’s not like those that think of only sex are any less smart than regular people.

“Oh so it will take 2 months… I was just confused is all as no one knew how long it would take!” –Lily

Fortunately having tons of sex magic and charm will make anyone believe whatever lies she may say.

“Well that is a short amount of time for Gods so come with us and we will party for 7 days. My name is Gobrok and I am the current leader and strongest of the Goblins. That noisy bitch is Gobumu and my wife. None of the others are important for now so let’s go!” –Gobrok

And like that the 10 Goblins followed by the 5 of Nick’s crew all flew off to the east to find the entrance to the mountain. This gave time for Nick to turn on Mind Link and explain his plans to the girls.

MIND LINK! –Nick

‘Okay girls here is the plan. We make nice with these guys and help them. It seems they have an enemy that is like the Elves and Dwarves. Now normally we would say fuck that shit. But since we hate those races, it begs to reason we will hate this new enemy as well. No reason not to kill someone that we already hate.’ –Nick

‘I agree. I need more blood and I doubt there will be any at this 7 day party! By the time 7 days are up I will be going bonkers! And yes I know I don’t need blood to survive or anything mundane like that… I just loves it!’ –Maya

‘And if they are as offensive as the Elves, I will make sure there is nothing left of them or their dwelling place.’ –Ruby

‘This time let me turn the dwelling place into a huge orgy first please! I need more energy.’ –Lily

‘Attack Nick and die, nothing else matters.’ –Solaria

‘Okay so do nothing for the 7 days. Let’s get those over with and then ask our questions.’ –Nick

Once they arrived at the mountain and found the hidden entrance, Nick finally spoke up again.

“Why is the entrance hidden? It’s not like anyone can easily pass it right?” –Nick

“It’s always been hidden, even long before we became Gods.” –Gobrok

“The Dwarves were pussies and hidden the entrance so we couldn’t attack them. Luckily they are idiots and let us attack from underground entrances that we found by luck.” –Gobumu

“That makes sense. I wouldn’t expect Goblins to make such a stupid mistake.” –Nick

It must be noted that Nick hates all things good. This is something that is rooted deep within his soul and has no chance of changing. He is also in a very good mood for once as he is finally able to be Nick.

On Earth he had to pretend to be good or at least not do anything overtly bad so that he didn’t go to jail. This caused him lots of pain and even turned him into a superhero! The amount of vomiting this caused him was immense! Then on Zeus he was forced to be a Hero which was just as worse! Deep down he knows he would side with whatever the Demon King said and even taken over everything if given a chance. But the system had Soul Shackle! And to make things worse, it always watched him and even had an alignment that he couldn’t overcome by being himself!

Fortunately his plan to destroy the system was a success and now he doesn’t care about alignment. Sure his current actions will break that once he ever goes back, but with the girls in charge, he can simply make it so that windows disappears! Or by then he won’t care. Let the world know he is evil! His wives already do and don’t care. Hell, it isn’t like they aren’t evil himself. At least not the ones he brought with him. Vampire, Witch, and Demon scream evil and Solaria does whatever Nick does and went from a good superhero to an evil bitch in only a few months! If that isn’t true love, then true love does not exist!

But finally the time came where he could be himself and let it all out! He got to destroy an entire city of Elves, something he has wanted to do since he ran into Valerie and those Elves near the big fucking tree that Nick wants to destroy and would have if nor for Valerie’s people needing it. But finally he is on this nameless Class 4 planet full of dangerous creatures, but he not only has no fear, he is ecstatic that he can finally be himself!

“So Gobrok, what type of party are we having? The Goblins where my wife Lily here is from, often steal Human women and rape them for a party. Unfortunately I noticed that this planet doesn’t have humans. So what do you do for fun?” –Nick

“No Humans, but plenty of Beastman, that are all too stupid to become Gods. So don’t worry, there will be plenty of those around.” –Gobrok

“See Maya? They have food for all of us!” –Nick

“Yay! I can’t wait to see the Beastman. I hope you don’t mind if I kill a few right? Got any males?” –Maya

“Sure you can have the males, as many as you want, as they have no value to us. You can’t even breed them! How useless is that? At least the male Elves can be used for breeding, too bad you didn’t leave any alive for us girls to play with!” –Gobumu

This statement caused Nick to shudder. Maybe it was a mercy to kill them all, as being the sex slave of a Shebeast is probably a fate worse than death.

“Just send me to the rape pits and I will be fine.” –Lily

Her timid voice and expression caused Ruby to laugh.

“No need to be so timid Lily, no one is going to be upset if you cause a huge 7 day orgy during this period of time. It’s what you do after all.” –Ruby

“Pfft! No one asked you! As long as Master takes his time to dominate me, I will be fine.” –Lily

“Who’s master? When did husband turn into Master?” –Nick

“Roleplay!” –Lily

Then Lily’s face turned red and she turned away.

“What about you two, what do you want to do during this party?” –Nick

Nick points to Ruby and Solaria as he says this.

“I just need food. I’m not used to not eating like the rest of you. I haven’t been this strong for as long as Witches have always needed food.” –Ruby

Solaria on the other hand just latched on to Nick’s arm and looked him in the eyes with a fiery expression in her gaze.

“I go where you go, do what you do, eat what you eat, kill what you kill.” –Solaria

“Yes love, that sounds great! I’m sure they will have plenty for us to do.” –Nick

And just like that, a 7 day period of eating, killing, and general debauchery occurred. Oddly enough, no one came to bother the Goblins even though many other groups on the planet went and saw the forest that was razed to the ground. It was almost as if they didn’t even consider that the Goblins were the cause and thus ignored them.

Though someone, somewhere on the planet was really pissed off.

“Someone go and find out who did this to the Elves and bring them to me! If someone can destroy the Elves freely then what will our other allies thing? The balance on Sedge is very tenuous, if it wasn’t for the deadline coming soon, all out war would have already happened! I promise that I will destroy whoever did this or my name isn’t Overlord!” –Overlord

“Yes master, we will do your bidding!” –Hired goon

Meanwhile, the party is over and Nick and the girls are in a dining room with just Gobrok and Gobumu.

“That is the craziest party I have seen in a thousand years! We haven’t gotten that wild since we destroyed the Dwarves and took over this mountain!” –Gobrok

“I agree, and I can’t believe that Lily made the Beastmen all willing and ready to serve! This sorcery is amazing!” –Gobumu

“Yes it was good, but it would have been so much better if Elf was on the menu. Surely they taste even better than Beastmen!” –Maya

“Somehow, I agree with Maya even though I don’t drink blood. But maybe their meat would be extra tender!” –Nick

“I wouldn’t have minded a roast or two of Elf.” –Solaria

“*SMH* You three… Well at this point, food is food so I’m sure I would have enjoyed it too. But don’t we have things to discuss?” –Ruby

“Ahh yes, back to work huh? What do you wish to know Nick?” –Gobrok

“Our planet just became Class 4 and we used the second Monument. We have only a few months left. Fortunately many of us are Peak Gods and we have at least three different groups trying to find an answer. Ours is the one searching for planets of people who have gone through this already.” –Nick

“Hum… I see your problem. You problem came here because you do not have access to knowledge regarding Class 5 planets. But since you are a God, that knowledge is now available to you, but your timing would have killed you before you got it naturally. Well this planet is named Sedge in case you care and the balance is very tenuous. There are two sides to this war but even without the second Monument, there is a time limit and ours is almost up. Within 50 years we have to evolve or our planet will be destroyed. This is the only thing keeping all out war from happening.” –Gobrok

“That, is not good. Well if you help us we will help you, assuming we can help you fast enough that is. I’ve noticed you guys do not have access to strong magic or technology. That means wars here must have been very fierce for things to be so bad.” –Nick

“This is true, we used to have both at one time but now have close to none of each. We only have our insights to fight. This is generally good enough but it seems you have both technology and magic and thus are able to easily defeat us, is this true?” –Gobrok

“Yes, taking over this planet would be rather easy for us because of are fusion of technology and magic.” –Nick

“Okay I will give you the coordinates of the nearest Class 5 planet if you help us defeat the Overlord!” –Gobrok

“Who or what is the Overlord?” –Nick

“He’s an Archangel that is also a Peak God. He is the strongest on the planet since his natural regeneration is higher than all other races, making it too hard to kill him without some help. He also bans all flights to this planet meaning no technology can get here, not sure how you all arrived.” –Gobrok

“Oddly this time, our space ship uses magic so that would explain why he didn’t notice us.” –Nick

“Hahahahahaha, his downfall will be magic! No one saw this coming! He does not fear magic so he did not plain against it!” –Gobrok

“Okay so we just have to kill this guy and then we will have what we need?” –Nick

“Well yes, of course I will give you the coordinates now, that way if I die you don’t lose anything, but the main problem is how long it takes to get to the Overlord. We cannot travel above ground so even moving as fast as possible it will take 7 weeks to get there.” –Gobrok

“Well that works, our space ship won’t be ready until then, so let’s start traveling so we can down this motherfucker!” –Nick

And just like that, Nick and crew, led by Gobrok, went through the underground system to travel to the Overlord and end things. The journey was long and boring and the danger was very minimum as there isn’t a single creature on the planet that could survive the flames of Solaria.

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Chapter 4 ends this planet Arc with an epic confrontation! Hina and Alice's story will be in part 2 which will be out shortly.