So before I posted this chapter I was reading the comments. And one particular cached my eye. It is comment on the prologue “If Gods exist, they probably hate you now for making fun of them haha”. Well I can’t say for sure…But! I think if they truly exist then they don’t give a shit! Or they are laughing a face off… Should i send them a printed version with my autograph?

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So here we are a real estate agency. Actually I am so stupid! Every store, guild or any other establishment have a sign indicating them by the entrance. Well it doesn’t matter now, I should just focus on buying a house.

“Excuse me.”

“Yes? How may I help you?” (human)

“I’m looking to buy a house.”

“This way please” (human)

He took me to a small room where another human was sitting.

“They are looking to buy a house.” (human)

“Yes! Certainly sir! I shall sell them a house!” (human #2)

After first human left us human number two took out some papers with pictures of houses and descriptions.

How should I put it? They all look like some piss holes.

“Why are you showing me houses only located in the slums?”

“A fucking beast man beggar like you should only live in the slums!” (human #2 from now on soon to be dead)

This shit faced bastardA! I should just kill you!

Shit if do that then I would be arrested. Let’s have him fired!

I left the room with quick steps.

“I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO MANAGER RIGHT NOW!”

“Is there some trouble?” (human #1)

“Yes there is! Your worker is a racist with a foul mouth!”

“What did you do this time?” (human #1)

“SIR! Beast man place should be in the slums! And look at him he’s so poor that he can’t even afford boots!” (soon to be dead)

“First off I don’t wear boots because my scales are harder than iron! Tell me should I wear boots now? And second..”

I took out a mithril coin from my pocket (inventory) an showed it to them.

“Am I poor now?”

“You..!” (soon to be dead)

“That’s enough! You idiot! How many times I have to tell you that here we don’t care about a race! And you can’t even see that he have 3 swords on him! Do you think that someone poor could afford to have 3 swords?” (human#1)

“I…” (soon to be dead)

“Enough! This isn’t a first time that I have troubles from you! YOU are fired!” (human #1)

“But sir!” (soon to be dead)

“Get tha hell out of here before I kick you out myself!” (human #1)

Glaring at me he left the building.

“Sorry about that. He was always a racist.” (human #1)

“It’s okay. So about a house.”

“Certainly please follow me. I will deal with it personally.”

After he led me to his office and shoved the papers. I chose a two-storied building with 2443 ft living area, 4 rooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen and cellar. All for 25 gold coins. Also it is fully furnished. And what’s more interesting is that previous owner was some sort of noble, that wanted a house where no one would know about his particular hobbies. He left a cellar full of torturing devices that the agency decided to sell with the house.

And so we are in front of our house!

“Titania lets first take a bath.”

“Bath! Finally! In that cave we couldn’t even wash ourselves!” (Titania)

And if you talk about a bath then you should know that there could be some sort of tentacle monster that is waiting to assault an unsuspecting girl! If you know what I mean…

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SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! That fucking beast man!

As I was fired just now because of that damn beast man, I was walking down the street.

“Sir, would you spare a coin?” (beggar girl)

“Get tha fuck out of my face you dirty beggar!”

I kicked the girl. Serves her right! To think that she would touch me with those filthy hands of hers.

Shit!

I will destroy him! Thankfully my brother is the boss of a local gang. He will help me to kill that filthy beast!

With those thoughts I made my way to the most dangerous part of the slums.