“HA HA now you’re mine you cock eating shit faced bastard!”

As he fell under water with a shocked face, I immediately accelerated and hit his abdomen.

A second later his fist fell on my head.

“You weak ass motherfucker that didn’t even hurt!”

Next hit was a supper combo of tail hits on his ugly mug!

“^%$**^ #@%#!”(shit faced bastard)

“Ta hell you’re saying shit face?!”

And next he..he…HE BIT ME!!!

“You cokc sucking bastard! My tail! Shit, fuck, damn it, argh!”

That’s it! I’m gona fucking kill you!!!

I bite his tight, I bite his stomach, I bite his nipple, and then I bite of his testicles.

“%$#%%^ ^^%^#% ^#^*[email protected]^#% ^@%#[email protected]&!!!” (shit faced bastard)

I clutched his throat. Feel the pain cock sucker!

Aaaaaaaand he’s dead.

CONGRATULATIONS BY MUTILIATING AND KILLING INNOCENT HUMAN YOU GAINED 3 LEVELS.

YOU HAVE GAINED 15 STAT POINTS 15 SKILL POINTS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh how refreshing.

First let’s hide him in the inventory and then find some kind of underwater cave or hole so I can eat and sleep.

A hour of searching and I found it. A hidden cave! From the outside it looks like a simple hole in the riffs but from the inside it’s fairly spacious. Oh by the way it’s confirmed I'm in the sea if only corals don't grow in lakes in this world.

First let’s eat while distributing point.

At those words I took the human out of my inventory.

"Status."

STATUSRACE: COCCOSTEUS (EVOS)NAME: NONELEVEL 4EVOLUTION STAGE 2EXP 15/40EVOLUTION EXP 12/30[tr]

[tr]HEALTH 100%MANA 100%STRENGTH8INTLLECT20AGILITY8ENDURANCE10STAT POINTS15SKILL POINTS15

2 to strength and agility, 10 to endurance. Then lets buy some skills.

And for the skills.

FIRST CIRCLE ELEMENTAL MAGIC LEVEL 1Fire, earth, wind and water are the basic elements of elemental magic. With this skill you can use the simplest of magic spells. Only by mastering first circle to level 5 you can learn second circle. The actual circle level can be risen up to level 15. (Cost 8pt.)(Upgrade cost 5pt.)

UNLOCKED NEW COMMAND: SPELL LIST

“Ok then spell list.”

SPELL LISTSPELLSELEMENTIgniteFireWater ballWaterWind sliceWindEarth lanceEarth

I’ma magiccarp!

Ok time to sleap.

(NEXT MORNING)

Um mnam mnam. That’s a good sleep.

Let’s finish this dude and then let’s go hunting.

After finishing eating I put skeleton in the inventory. Why you ask? In the available skill list I saw NECROMANCY FUCK YEAH!!! I always wanted an undead army!

let’s go hunting!

Leaving the cave/hole I started to look for my prey.

Eating some fish on the way I found it! A fucking octopus.

“Come here you living takoyaki!”

“Who are you calling takoyaki! You fish stick!” (takoyaki octopus)

“WTF! You can talk!?”

“Are you an idiot? Everyone in the sea can talk!” (takoyaki octopus)

“Ok good to know. Time for some takoyaki! EARTH LANCE!”

minus 1 leg.

(IF YOU WONDERING WHY HE CAN USE EARTH MAGIC UNDER WATER THEN REMEMBER THAT THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED SEA BED. AND ALSO MAGIC!)

“CALAMARI CUNT SAUCE! YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A SUSHI!” (takoyaki octopus)

With those words he swam in my direction.

“TRY ME! I'LL FEED YOU TO A HUMAN! EARTH LANCE!”

Shit I missed!

“Ha! Eat this! OCTOPUS INK!” (takoyaki octopus)

Ink slowly filed water around me… is he stupid? While accelerating swam out of the ink.

“What?!” (takoyaki octopus)

“Are you stupid hongzhang? EARTH LANCE!”

Whit that I pierced two of tree hearts.

“YOU FUCKING FISH MOOLIE! I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!” (takoyaki octopus)

“Sais octopus who about to become sannakji. EARTH LANCE!”

CONGRATULATIONS BY KILLING AN OCTOPUS YOU GAINED 2 LEVELS. YOU GAINED 10 STAT POINTS AND 10 SKIL POINTS.

Aaand his dead. it’s time for some takoyaki!

Let’s eat/ and while at it add 10 point to intellect. and show me the status.

STATUSRACE: COCCOSTEUS (EVOS)NAME: NONELEVEL 6EVOLUTION STAGE 2EXP 15/40EVOLUTION EXP 29/30[tr]

[tr]HEALTH 100%MANA 100%STRENGTH10INTLLECT30AGILITY10ENDURANCE20STAT POINTS0SKILL POINTS17

Ooooh! I’ll evolve soon! But for now let’s by some skills.

FAMILIAR SUMMONINGWith this skill you can summon your own familiar! Familiar is decided on your race and potential. After summoning you will have to fulfil some conditions set by familiar himself. If you fail you won’t be able to summon the same familiar second time. If familiar dies he/she will return to his/hers original world and it will not be possible to summon him/her for 24 hours.(cost 10pt.)

SHIELD LEVEL 1Summons a shield which durability depends on your intellect stat. The higher skill level the more shields you can summon. (cost 5 pt.)(upgrade 3pt.)