INSTALLING EVOLUTION SISTEM PATCH: EVOS V1.7 INSTALATION COMPLETE

“You shitty god what ta heck do you mean!?”

When I woke up I found myself in some kind of liquid or gas. How do I know? I don’t I am some kind of microbe or bacteria for fucks sake!

“Eh? Where am I? And what in the name of the holy cookie is this screen like shit?”

YOU HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED

“No shit Sherlock!”

THIS IS EVOLUTION SISTEM SCREEN. EVOLUTION SISTEM IS A MULTI FUNCTIONAL SOUL PROGRAM CRATED BY THE GODS FOR THE SACE OF HELPING REINCARNATED SOULS. LIST OF AVAILABLE COMMANDS STATUS SKILL LIST

OK this sounds like some RPG stuff.

“Status.”

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STATUS RACE: PARAMECIUM (EVOS) NAME: NONE LEVEL 1 EVOLUTION STAGE 1 EXP 0/10 EVOLUTION EXP 0/10 HEALTH 100% MANA 100% STRENGTH 0.005 LOCKED INTLLECT 20 AGILITY 2 LOCKED ENDURANCE 0.0002 LOCKED STAT POINTS 0 SKILL POINTS 0

“IT IS A GODDAMN RPG!!!”

And what’s with those stats so weak!

ANSWER: YOU ARE A PARAMACIUM A MULTICELLULAR ORGANISM. COMPARED TO HUMAN YOU ARE WEAK.

“IT ANSWERED! Do you perhaps have sentience ?”

ANSWER: NO EVOLUTION SISTEM PATCH: EVOS V1.7 IS NOT SENSIBLE, PATCH V2.0 HAVE SENTIENCE.

THIS PACH IS ABLE TO ANSWER SIMPLE QUESTIONS.

I see. Is it possible to get patch v 2.0?

ANSWER: PATCH V2.0 WILL BE AVAILABLE AFTER FOUR EVOLUTIONS.

Right. Then next I get what is level, exp and stat points but what is evolution exp also why some stats are locked?

ANSWER: EVOLUTION EXP IS NEEDED VALUE OF GENETIC MATERIAL BEFORE EVOLUTION. LOCKED STATS ARE STATS THAT CANNOT BE UPGRADED ON CURRENT EVOLUTION STAGE.

I guess to acquire needed genetic material I need to eat?

ANSWER: YES

Then next is…

“Skill list.”

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SKILL LIST SKILLS RACIAL SKILLS NONE SENSOR SEEING;SPLITTING;INSOMNIOUS

What is difference between skills and racial skills? Also skill description PULISU!

ANSWER: SKILLS ARE BOUGHT FOR SKILL POINTS. RACIAL SKILLS CANNOT BE ACQUIRED AND ARE AVAILABLE ONLY ON CORRESPONDING EVOLUTION STAGE. SENSOR SEEING As right now you are only a multicellular organism PARAMECIUM and you are on the same level as AMOEBA, you have no eyes so how can you see? The answer is easy! Sensor seeing allows you to see everything in radius of 2mm from your body! SPLITTING Your poor guy you can't have sex. Fear not you can still multiply by splitting! INSOMNIOUS You don't have to sleep! Now you can watch anime and read manga 24/7!

“Are you mocking me!? What’s with those descriptions!?”

Forget it. I am getting pretty hungry so what can paramecium eat?

ANSWER: MICROORGANISMS LIKE BACTERIA, ALGAE AND YEASTS.

Great…So let’s hunt some bacteria!

(THREE HOUR LATER AND SOME EPIC BATTLES AGAINST BACTERIA AND ALGAE.)

“Fuck you author!”

(YOU DO REALIZE I CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOUR FINAL EVOLUTION AN INTESTINAL WORM OR SOME SHIT EATING INSECT.)

“I'M SORRY!!!”

(AS I WAS SAYING - THREE HOUR LATER AND SOME EPIC BATTLES AGAINST BACTERIA AND ALGAE.)

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE REACHED CORRESPONDING LEVEL OF EVOLUTION EXP

ACCESSING DNA DATABASE YOU HAVE COLLECTED TWO DIFFERENT DNA SAMPLES CALCULATING NEW EVOLUTION ROOTS CALCULATION COMPLETE YOU CAN CHOOSE TWO EVOLUTION ROOTS INVERTEBRATES VERTEBRATE

Hmm I would like to have a spine so vertebrate.

CALCULATING EVOLUTION VARIATIONS CALCULATION COMPLETE YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OF THREE EVOLUTIONS COCCOSTEUS DUNKLEOSTEUS PTERICHTHYODES

I have no idea what those are.

ANSWER: EXTINCT FISH SPECIES.

Fish?! Let's hope that there's no fisherman here.

I demand description about those three!

COCCOSTEUS Like all other arthrodires, Coccosteus had a joint between the armour of the body and skull. In addition, it also had an internal joint between its neck vertebrae and the back of the skull, allowing for the mouth to be opened even wider. Along with the longer jaws, this allowed Coccosteus to feed on fairly large prey. The up-and-down movement of the skull also allowed for more water to be pumped through the gills. Possibly, the creature supplemented its diet with organic material filtered from mud using the gills. As with all other arthrodires, Coccosteus had bony dental plates embedded in its jaws, forming a beak. The beak was kept sharp by having the edges of the dental plates grind away at each other. Overall the creature looked similar to its gigantic cousin Dunkleosteus, save that its eyes were closer to the end of its snout than in its larger relative. DUNKLEOSTEUS Due to its heavily armoured nature, Dunkleosteus was probably a relatively slow but powerful swimmer. It is thought to have dwelt in diverse zones of inshore waters. Fossilization tends to have preserved only the especially armoured frontal sections of specimens, thus it is uncertain what exactly the hind sections of this ancient fish were like. Therefore, the reconstructions of the hindquarters are often based on smaller arthrodires, such as Coccosteus, that had hind sections preserved. The most famous specimens of Dunkleosteus are displayed at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. Others are displayed at the American Museum of Natural History and in the Queensland Museum in Brisbane, Queensland. Instead of teeth, Dunkleosteus possessed two pairs of sharp bony plates which formed a beak-like structure. Dunkleosteus, together with most other placoderms, may have also been among the first vertebrates to internalize egg fertilization, as seen in some modern sharks. PTERICHTHYODES As with all other antiarchs, Pterichthyodes had heavily armored heads and forebodies, while their scaly tails were unarmored. Specimen length ranges from 8 inches (20 cm) to 12 inches (30 cm). As placoderms, they were members of the earliest known vertebrates to possess jaws, though they had grinding plates rather than teeth. The generic name of Pterichthyodes refers directly to their odd wing-like appendages ("pterichthys" being a compound crassis word from Ancient Greek for "wing-fish"), which correspond to and were derived from the pectoral fins seen in modern fish and other non-antiarch placoderms. Fossils of Pterichtyodes showing eyes positioned on the direct of the head and a "ventrally flattened trunk shield" suggest that it was a "bottom dweller", living at the bottom of lakes, where it might have crawled using its pectoral appendages. It has also been theorized that Pterichthyodes and other antiarchs used these appendages to bury itself.

“Fuck my brain.”

(YOU DON'T HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW)

“Hey author ever heard of 4th wall?”

(WHAT IS THAT? IS IT DELICIOUS?)

Coccosteus it is.

INITIALIZING EVOLUTION.