《DemonLord_Floof – A lack of common sense isekai (COMPLETED)》Chapter 10: ???
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Okay, friends!
Here we go.
Hmmm…
Let’s do a time skip and pass through the recent events.
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
Meetty and Riku tried to trick me into eating some weird looking pieces of stuff...
Blah blah blah
... just seconds before I could “chomp” on Pingy, my hunger meter ran out and I was immediately put into hibernating mode.
An apple fell down from a tree, dealing 1 damage to bunny.
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*crack…*
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*crack crack…*
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Fifth wall: *crack*
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And then I opened my eyes:
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
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WHATTTTT?????
Again???
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FAWK!!!!
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Wha- Arghhh…!
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My head suddenly feels so heavy…
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This is not good, friend…
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Not good...
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Okay, okay…
Let’s try again…
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… just seconds before I could “chomp” on Pingy, my hunger meter ran out and I was immediately put into hibernating mo-.
A bee appeared out of nowhere and stung bunny.
*crack…*
And then I opened my eyes:
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
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WHOAAAAAAAATTTTTT!???
NOOOO!!!!
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Shit!
What the hell is going o-...
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AAAa!!!!
Fawk!
Aaaa…
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Pain…
It hurts…
Shit!
What the hell is this pain?
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Aaa….
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Okay,
Maybe,
Maybe I remembered things wrong…
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Maybe that was not how things happened…
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Okay,
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Again!
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
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Maybe I should eat these stuff?
Hmmm…
Well, let’s try it.
*Nom nom…*
“Urgghhhhhh…”
Taste awful…
Mutated E.coli in the cabbage. Instant death.
“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
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AAAAaaaaAA!!!!!
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Arrrghhhhh!!!!
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This is…
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Aaa…
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This is… bad…
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My head hurts so much…
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Let’s …
Try…
Wash the green stuff at a well that happened to be nearby?
The well was actually connected to hell. A demon appeared.
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*CRACK!*
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*CRACK!*
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“Eat! Bunny, Eat!
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AAaaaaaaa!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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“Eat! Bunny, Eat!”
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STOP!!!!!
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“Eat! Bunny, eaT!”
“Eat! Bunny, eT!”
“at! Bunny, E-T!”
“EaAt! B,, EAT!”
“Eat! Bummey, EAT!”
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Arrgghh…
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My …
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Hands…
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t! BUnNy, e&%!”
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I just stood there and did nothi-
Random dragon nuked the world.
FAW_____________________________________
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Bahaha!!!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Urrggh…
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My…
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Why..
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I can’t…
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Urrgggh…
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I…
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I WON!
I WOONNNNNN!!!!
JUST ONE MORE TIMEEEE!!!!
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“Eat! Bunny, Eat!” - Meetty said.
However,
“You want me to eat this?” - Thunder_xXx_Thunder asked, pointing his finger to the cabbage. For some unknown reason, he didn’t know what it was. He only knew that it was green. And to him, green means poison…
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