[Pervert POV] [Earlier That Day]

This game is amazing~! The graphics are so life like, you can feel the suns warmth, the wind on your face, and the perky breasts of women in your hands, kekekeke.

The whole time I’ve been in the game, I have only ran around and groped women’s breasts, I think it's been a successful first day!

Only problems is I’m sometimes not fast enough to evade a slap to the face or a good “Junk Punch”, thankfully I have grown accustomed to such treatment from women, so it is futile!

The other problem is the guards, tsk.. So annoying and rude. Always coming at the wrong time while I’m having fun, than chasing me around for more than half an hour. I think they are still looking for me, however they will not find me! Mahahahahah!

“There he is, get him!” Shit they found me! I jump off the roof I was on to a different street away from them and start booking it, trying to get some ground between me and the guards.

Most of my life I have done acts such as this and I have many tricks to evade such people, however sadly, I never did factor in that this time they have magic!

I learned that the hard way one time when they casted a debuff spell to slow me down, thankfully I had somewhere to hide until the duration finished but it was scary how close they got to catching me and ruining my day!

Anyways, I continued to make more of a gap until I see a prime target, a noble women it seems!

She is around 5’9, long almond colored curly hair that reaches to her back, I can’t see her face right now but it doesn’t matter. She has some personal guards, but they are looking away. It is my time to strike!

Even if I get caught it will definitely be worth it! I know she has a Cup size above Double D’s just from where I am now! The biggest ones I will probably ever grope, this is my peak I tell you and no one will deny me of it!

My feet pound against the cobble road, which is making a thudding sound, once I get five meters to the noble women, she turns around confused [Ooo, cold steel eyes] as well as the guards. Once they see me they go to intercept me, but it’s too late!

I tackle her bringing us to the ground while I get my handful of bliss.. So majestic, even with her screaming angrily and the guards pulling me off.

Once I see their expressions, they seem very grim for some reason. Not like they would execu- “I Want his head to roll as soon as possible!” “Yes countess!”

They start dragging me away, holding me under my arms tightly, not letting me have a chance of escape. Are they serious about executing me though? Meh, I will probably just get a respawn penalty after getting executed. Using this time I should just relax and try to remember the bliss of holding those mounds, ahhh…

[Crankeep POV] [Around Sunset]

“What is everything we got from our trip to the forest, and don’t just say stuff, Glitch.”

I tell Glitch, the Thief of the party. He’s nicknamed Glitch due to his habit of being twitchy which sometimes make him look like he is glitching. He is around 5.’8 feet, Long auburn hair reaching his butt, petite nose and lips, as well as warm gentle blue eyes. His voice is also soft, all this helps him look like a trap which he enjoys.

“We got stuff AND pelts from the horned rabbits, Crank” He smirks at me, throwing me a few pelts of the horned rabbit and their horns.

“Don’t throw the horns! What happens if it pokes someone's eye out, I don’t want to have to heal anyone for such a stupid injury” The one who said that was our Healer, Starlight. She has shoulder length curly blonde hair, Elvish looking ears, they look so cute.. Green eyes with eyeshadow and Emerald colored lipstick.

I catch the materials and stuff them into my inventory space. Imagine just putting stuff into an invisible storage I can bring anywhere and use anytime.

I am the team's leader and tank, a knight. My name is Crankeep however my friends call me Crank. I however dislike that name..

I am 5’11, short black hair in a spiky fashion, blue eyes, square jaw, a sharp nose and a lean body structure. I think of myself handsome not to toot my own horn.

Our last party member isn't with us as of the moment due to her wanting to go to the magical institute. She's a mage, and mascot. Orchid, our Loli.

You may or may not of met her, blue and yellow hair, red eyes, very eye catching looks. Anyways!

“So how much do you think we will get for this?” I ask my comrades.

“Probably several copper coins, hopefully a silver with everything.” Glitch states optimistically. “We also could get ripped off and hardly get any copper coins” which Starlight pessimistically states..

“Would it be worth it to sell It then, or should we keep it. We could make armour with the pelts. If anyone knows the Tailor class or sewing skill that is.” I say, walking towards the central plaza.

“That's true however, we could always try to make armour or weapons with the items. Such has Horn rabbit gloves or horn rabbit horn sword!” With that being said, Glitch takes out a horn raising it in the air making a pose as if it was a sword.

“That could work.. However we would need someone that has the blacksmith class or tailor class, which none of know. We could go to the respectable tradesmen, but it may cost more than we have as of the moment.” With me saying that, Glitch sadly puts away the horn mumbling.

I sit down by the water fountain while the two sit with me. We are to wait here till Orchid is finished and we will plan our next step and finalize it.

We wait for god knows how long (10 minutes), we notice people talking about a public execution that will be starting in a few minutes. It has to do with a player that thought it would be a good idea to touch the countess. Not even a full day in the game and someone is already getting executed.. I applaud them.

“I'm going to see this! This will be awesome! What type of execution will it be, I hope it is the one where they make you do a handstand then slowly cut you down!” Starlight says this with an ecstatic face clutching her staff. Glitch is looking at her horrified. I'm surprised as well, you would think that he would’ve gotten used to Starlight’s quirk by now.

“I’ll go too, I would like to see how this work. How about you Glitch, you coming?” I ask Glitch and he hastily replies, “N-no! I will wait here for Orchid, don’t want her to come here and wonder where we are, do we.” He starts breaking out in a nervous sweat, he always disliked stuff like this, yet he can kill monsters or animals easily.

“Okay than, be sure to tell Orchid where we are” I get up, waving to him while me and Starlight leave him behind. When we leave, Glitch quickly sits down where I was and sighs. Starlight starts skipping besides me, humming a song I can’t recognize and we venture onwards to the execution.

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“This seems to be it right?” I look around where everyone has gathered around a wooden platform with four guards, a headsmen, two nobles [Count and Countess I’m guessing] and the idiot.

“Ahm! It seems like he will die from beheading, how original, beggars can’t be chooser however.” She says mockingly but is smiling nonetheless. “Does it really matter how he dies, overall he will die at the end?” I ask her, raising my eyebrow.

“Yes it does! Depending on the way of execution may make people think choice before committing the crime. Like for an example, if you were to be eaten alive by insects, I doubt anyone would commit murder and then be forced to be put through that hell.” She shivers just thinking about it.

“Is that the only reason executions differ? If so I don’t see why you would be upset with his execution being this besides more people may do it.” I smirk at her and she rolls her eyes, responding “Well there is also the entertainment factor for some people, like Moi” She smiles gesturing to herself. “It’s a guilty pleasure I must admit, executions and torture just make me excited”

I Ignore the last part she said and watch the Count, start telling everyone what happened earlier today and why the ‘convicted’’ is being sentenced to death. Thankfully for him, he is a player and will respawn, may or may not get respawn penalties however.

Two of the guards grab and drag the idiot to the block. The executioner gets ready and the Count says to the idiot, disgusted. “Any last words, mongrel..” The idiot thinks for a bit before yelling out his final words. “Long live OPPAI!” Some players cheer when they hear that, some are confused and some just face palm. I’m part of the face palmers.

“That was an interesting choice of last words, but fitting for the crime he did” Starlight says nonchalantly. “But never mind that, time for the show we been all waiting for!” She giggles watching with rapt attention

After listening to her, I than look towards the executioner who prepares to swing. With bated I watch the Axe swing in an arcing motion towards the idiot’s neck. The closer it got, the more time slowed down it seemed. When it was about to chop his neck off, it looked like it froze, after a few seconds time resumed and his head was lobbed off. Rolling towards the crowd while the severed parts pumped out blood, spraying everyone close enough to the sources.

It was intriguing however grotesque at the same time. I felt nauseous in the pit of my stomach seeing this happen. Some people started vomiting and couple kids started crying. However Starlight was shivering in excitement from the spectacular.

“That was pretty bloody, I think that's enough for today” A player says beside me and starts going into his menu/status. “Heh? Where's the Logout Button!?”