《Mega Cringe: Dab》Chapter 13 - Copy’s Day Off
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Copy didn’t really know what exactly to do on her day off. Before meeting Terin she was always hunting someone and never had a chance to take an entire day off. Walking around the room she tried to think of something. After thinking for some time she remembered she opened an afkdotfm account. She used Terin’s AB and transported herself to her house in afkdotfm.
Afkdotfm was a region that consisted of one sector. Unlike other sectors only the region master would gain benefits. People who had houses in this region would only be able to gain attention or satisfy their curiosity. People who put houses here would get messages from other people, mostly questions. Sometimes those people would choose to be anonymous. Copy wasn’t anybody famous but she decided to get a house here out of curiosity. She didn’t visit here often so the house was mostly empty. It only had one sofa and a shelf.
She went outside to her mailbox, expecting it to be empty. To her surprise the box was filled with new letters. She was unaware of how popular she became ever since she appeared on the gameshow. She took the letters inside, laid on the sofa and started opening the mail.
“How is it working with Terin?” was the first question she saw. Copy was a fan of Terin too so she wasn’t surprised by this question. She was even happy somebody asked a question like this. She started writing down all the details about her working with him but soon realised that that might be a bad idea. It was her first time working under a sector so she thought that maybe she shouldn’t spread the information so carelessly. Because she was unsure about it, she decided to write a generic answer about how she is happy and that Terin is the person that everyone imagines him to be.
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Feeling satisfied with her professional answer she opened up another letter. To her disappointment it was the same question as the previous one but from a different user. She wouldn’t let something like that ruin her mood tho. She opened another one and another one and another one. All of them were the same questions, sometimes just worded differently. There was not a single question asking about her.
Few envelopes were left and her mood was ruined. She didn’t mind that it was about Terin but she hoped that at least some of those would be about her. As she opened the next letter her wish was granted.
“You stupid bitch, you think you can be with Terin? What makes you so special? You don’t deserve him!”
Her wish was granted but after reading that her mood went even lower. Copy never directly got hate. Whenever someone had a problem with how she did her work it would always go towards the bosses in TouTu:b:e and not her. She didn’t know how to deal with hate but after thinking for a while she realised that there is no reason to be sad about it. This person was hating on her because they are jealous that she is with Terin while they are not which means she is better. Copy responded with five words.
“I am better than you.”
Two more envelopes were left and she was feeling quite happy now. She opened another one and this one wasn’t anonymous. The sender was someone named “Patel” and in it said:
“Show bobs and vegana”
She thought about it for a while but she couldn’t understand what it means so she just ignored it and moved on.
Reading through all that mail took some time so she decided to leave the last for later and go and do something else.
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She didn’t know what to do anymore. Her phone rang.
“Hey, Copy? Arthur’s here. Terin’s woke so come back fast.”
Realising that she won’t have to make any more plans she smiled and rushed back to Arthur’s office. She entered it and saw Terin already standing in front of the desk.
“Great! Now that we are all here let’s begin. It’s me, ya boi the informator. Jokes aside we got a very serious issue on our hand. As you all remember we needed to go and get ourselves thot essence to get into the Deep Fried dimension but something happened and plans changed.”
Arthur stopped before continuing. He was clearly worried.
“A being of great power has appeared in Twotch. A mythical being that no one believed could exist has been finally formed. They say that the appearance of this creature marks the beginning of the end. A being so strong that all man fall beneath her, the power to drain the region of all it’s resources by just being there. The final form of a thot has finally appeared.” - Arthur made a pause clearly for the sake of dramatic effect. - “Thot Leviathan.”
As he said that Arthur looked at faces of both Terin and Copy but he was disappointment when he saw that nothing changed. Copy was still smiling and Terin was still calm.
“Come on guys… Make some sort of a reaction… This is serious! According to Baron Dankula’s Special High Intensity Thot Evaluation she is 100! No thot has ever reached a level that high.”
“What’s the reason to panic? If we have to destroy her then we destroy her, if we can’t then we’ll find some other thot.”
“That’s just it! If we leave her it will only be a time before she comes for HeadNovel. Right now it’s Twotch but soon it will be every region. The more we allow her to feed the stronger she gets! And even if we were to let her be, there is no other thot we can target! She destroyed all of them!”
While they were arguing Copy had no clue what was going on so she just continued to smile until somebody told her to go kill something.
“But can’t you destroy her? Your power is enormous, surely she wouldn’t be a problem for you, right?”
“I’ll fall to her charms instantly. It’s difficult to resist a Mega Thot, let alone a Thot Leviathan. I have faith in you Terin! You will be able to resist her, Copy as well since she is an android and a girl. I have a friend in a group called “Thot Patrol” they are launching guerilla attacks trying to hurt her but they can’t launch a direct attack. I’ll tell them you are coming, maybe they’ll be of some use.”
After finishing his briefing Arthur turned directly to Copy.
“Copy, I staffed the workshop, go there and equip yourself with whatever you need before the fight. Good luck in the Twotch region!”
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