《Mega Cringe: Dab》Chapter 12 - Hospital Meme
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Terin had direct access to his office from any AB transport anywhere so they quickly returned back home. He lowered Copy’s parts on the ground and sat on his bed letting out a long sigh. Lowering himself down on the ground he sat on his knees looking at remains of Copy. Looking over the parts in front of him he realised he might not be able to fix her. The parts in the best condition were those that were just slightly bent the way they shouldn’t be, but most were completely broken and some were even missing. From the parts she was missing the most obvious one was her right eye.
“How did you even get this badly damaged? What happened to “I can handle the entire region alone”?”
“Well about that, I forgot I wasn’t invincible anymore hehe. Anyway, just take me to the hospital and they’ll fix me up no problem.”
Terin considered sending her to an expert but he was thinking of a mechanic and not a doctor. Copy was a machine so sending her to some workshop to get repairs is what anyone would think but after looking closer at the inside of her body he noticed that it looks strangely human. It wasn’t identical to a human body but there were parts inside her body that could be considered as organs. There were all sorts of life-forms in this world and hospitals treated all of them so maybe they could treat human-like machines. Terin decided to do as Copy said and called the hospital. After a short wait someone replied. Terin introduced himself and explained the situation to them.
“Depending on the state of her the repairs might take from a few minutes to a couple of days. We’ll bring an ambulance in front of the tower.”
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As the call ended Terin grabbed a bag and put her parts in it and grabbed her head and torso in the other hand. They left the room and took the elevator down. The ambulance was already at the entrance of the tower. In front of the ambulance was a guy in the white mantle. Next to him were 2 suspicious figures who were in full black.
“You must be Terin, correct? I am Doctor Akula.” - Akula shook hands with Terin and continued - “Now, besides you being too slow what exactly is the problem?”
Terin ignored his rude remark and showed him the head and torso part of the body. Doctor looked at it and signaled something with his finger. Seeing that motion the black figures in the back instantly took out the stretcher from the ambulance and brought it. Terin lowered her on it.
“It looks worse than it is. All of her core parts are there. Do you have any other parts?”
Terin gave him the bag. Akula started pulling out piece by piece. At first glance he seemed satisfied but after examining them closely his expression turned sour. He finished the examination and started pondering something. After a few seconds he made up his mind and spoke.
“Fuck it. I am not fixing that.” - Both Terin and Copy were confused by what he meant with that but he quickly continued. - “I’ll repair it. I thought it was some weird pleasure bot for you but it seems like this is a combat model. I won’t bother fixing all its weapons. It’ll have the same speed and toughness but I am not giving its weapons back. Too much effort. Anyway, we’ll be done in 5 minutes, come pick it up then.”
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Doctor Akula and the black figure pushed Copy in the back of an ambulance and the other one entered the driver seat. As the door closed the ambulance disappeared. Terin wanted to go to sleep but he decided to postpone it until he picked Copy up. Since he was still in his ripped up clothes and smelled from his time in the dumpster he decided to take a shower and change clothes. Cleaning up took some time but he wasn’t too late. He transported to a hospital region.
Hospital region consisted of one large hospital. Doctors here were skilled but in order to survive here you had to play tricks and be cruel to your patients. People hated visiting this place so most developed towers had their own hospitals and workshops but Terin’s tower was still missing its staff so they had no other choice. He just hoped that Doctor Akula wouldn’t mess up Copy too bad because she is a robot.
He entered the hospital. There was no one around him. He walked to the counter and there was a lady in a purple mantle sitting. She signaled him to Copy’s room. The doctor was standing in front of the room waiting for Terin.
“I’m sorry but we tried our best.”
He pushed him away and entered the room. There he saw Copy lying on the bed covered in sheets. She was looking away from him. Sobbing could be heard. She turned around. It looked like she was crying but there were no tears. Her eye that was missing was replaced. But instead of a normal looking eye it was completely black with a faint red light in the middle. He let out a sigh of relief. She was just overreacting over the different looking eye. Everything else was fine.
“How can you be unmoved after seeing this? Are you a monster? Or you simply don’t have any emotions? I look so weird! Now our group has two edgelords instead of an edgelord and a very cute girl!”
“Are you saying I am an edgelord? What about me says I am edgy?” - Terin looked at how he was dressed. It was a blue shirt with white lettering that spelled “Awesome!” and a pink and white striped shorts coupled with pink :b:rocs.
“It’s not about how you are dressed! You act all mysterious and all that!”
“I don’t…”
“Just shut up and let me be angry!”
Terin sat down on the chair and waited. Shortly after Copy responded,
“I should be an actress! I acted me being angry so good! Anyway let’s leave this place already.
Copy’s mood instantly went up while the doctor’s mood instantly went down. He was confident he made a really good prank but it turned out it was all fake. Akula was angry but he couldn’t do anything about it. It was his fault he couldn’t make a better joke.
Terin and Copy left the hospital and quickly returned to Terin’s room. He was tired so he fell on his bed and quickly went asleep. Copy was just put back together so she was brimming with energy and seeing how Arthur was gone and Terin was asleep she decided to have a day off. She wrote down her contact number and left it on Terin’s desk and left.
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