《Mega Cringe: Dab》Chapter 7 - Clean Up
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The fans were devastated. All types of insults were thrown at Terin and the android. Their idol was without a doubt dead. Camera crew that Lake Cole brought along didn’t look fazed at all. They were whispering about something that nobody could overhear.
Arthur, who had no clue what was going on, finally appeared. He was both exhausted and surprised. He knew Lake Cole was in the sector so he expected a large number of fans but he wasn’t prepared for angry ones. Looking next to him he saw a girl with huge mechanical smiling happily above a human stew in a hole. He quickly connected the dots and realised that was Lake Cole.
Further ahead he saw Terin being completely frozen. Curious about it he asked the girl about it.
“You know anything about that?” - while pointing towards Terin.
“Lake Cole used some technique and he has been frozen ever since. Do you know when it will end?”
“Well if it was me I could keep him frozen for an entire day, but I am a genius, Lake Cole was a dumbass so I’ll give him 10 minutes at best.”
As he said that, Terin collapsed on the ground. The android was excited that he was finally here and she rushed towards him.
“Look Terin, I beat Lake Cole by myself, he couldn’t even penetrate my physical defence.” - she was so excited she kept jumping around and pointing towards Lake Cole’s remains with her long mechanical arms.
Terin’s face showed no emotion but inside he was burning with anger. He wanted to take out his anger on Lake Cole but he was gone now. Since Lake Cole was gone he could only take out his anger on the person who fueled it. He grabbed her by the throat and smashed her into the ground with enough force to create a crater by the impact. It happened so quickly she still had a smile on her face. She quickly realised what happened and complained about it.
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“Very rude! Why did you do that for? I helped you out, didn’t I?”
“That gun couldn’t penetrate my defences in the first place! You caused a fight between 2 regions and now Lake Cole’s brother will come here and ask for revenge. From what I’ve seen you are strong but thoughtless. I should kill you for this but luckily your strength is enough to make up for your stupidity.”
Arthur decided to join the conversation.
“Not everything is so bad. You need to kill Lake Cole’s brother. He has something you need to survive in the Deep Fried dimension.”
“See, I am a genius, I knew that.”
“No, you just caused needless damage.”
“I don’t like this constant bullying of me, I am a girl, you should be gentler towards me”
“No you are just a machine.”
“She is?”
“Speaking of which, what is your name? Calling you “You” all the time won’t work.”
“Oh, my name is Copy Strike, but you can just call me Copy.”
Arthur joined in a conversation once again to tease Copy. - “Oh I get it, because you are completely unoriginal.”
“...”
“Arthur, she wants to work for you.”
“Oh sure, what do you excel in Mrs Robot?”
“Killing people mostly, but I can also…”
“Perfect, we can always use people who can kill people, you are in!”
“Now that we have solved that, Arthur, tell me what exactly do I need from Lake Cole’s brother?”
“In order to reach the Deep Fried dimension and survive you need to collect 3 essences. Essence of Meme, I found that one by accident so I’ll give it to you. Essence of Quality, which Lake Cole’s brother possess and finally you will need to get Essence of Thottery which any boobie streamer possess in the Twotch region. Once you collect the other 2 bring them to me and I’ll combine them into the shield for survival in the Deep Fried dimension.”
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“Thanks, by the way, what took you so long to get here?”
“Man there are thousands of stairs, it takes time to climb down.”
“...There is an elevator…”
“Oh… Well at least I had a good workout!”
“I am going to sleep it’s been a long day.”
Going up to his room he was constantly followed by Copy. His office was also considered as his room. As he was about to enter his room Copy stopped him.
“You didn’t show me where I sleep!”
“You are a machine, what do you need sleep for?”
“I need all the same things as normal humans do. I also sleep and eat.”
“Every other room is currently a mess from the invasion so today you can stay in my room and sleep on my couch and tomorrow you can ask Arthur for a new room.”
Once he entered he instantly went towards the bed, tucking himself and instantly falling asleep.
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