《Journey Of A Stoner》My nerdy little flower is not so nerdy

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*Narrative Pov*

A young man dressed in black from head to toe, wearing a beanie with headphones over it is making his way towards his school without a care in the world. He's just smoking a blunt and caterwauling ignoring all the destruction around him, like how people ignore trash on the street.

“I said the money made me leave her, nah the hustle made me leave her, nah the wasted time made me leave her ohhhh!!!!...wait I'm here that was fast. *takes hit*”

Derrick arrives in front of his school and looks at it. He barely recognizes his school it looks...almost abandoned though blood curdling screams destroys that thought. He enters Smoke Entity and flows into the main school building with the only library on campus. He decided to check the library first because in his words “smart people live in libraries duh?”. He arrives at the library and opens the door only to have a giant fist swing it's way towards him. His weed giving him the advantage of increased perception dodges the fist with barely any room for comfort.

Weed has always had the ability to slow down a person perception of time his ability allows for to adjust that. he can control how much the weed slows down or speeds up his perception. So dodging the giant fist was child play considering he knew it was coming before the door even opened. Derrick jumps back and looks at the giant monster resembling a Minotaur and says.

“Haha hey Minny look at you, you wanted a fist bump brotha? *Takes hit* phew… I'll give you a fist bump SMOKING PUNCH!!”

Derrick's smoke rapidly congeals into the shape of a giant harden fist before rushing at the minotaur with remarkable speed, bashing it into the back wall of the library. He quickly turns into smoke before zig-zagging towards the Minotaur, he swiftly turns back into a human a few feet above the downed monster takes a quick hit and falls turns the monster screaming.

“SMOKING HAMMER!!”

He smashes an Ash gray Warhammer into the monster, stunning it in the process before raining a barrage of smashes on its face caving it in. The monster unable to resist the punishment quickly dies while screaming in pain and rage. Derrick looks at the dead monster then looks at the hammer then looks at the monster one more time before saying.

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“...I think I might have gotten a little carried away sorry monsta! Nothing personal hehe *takes hit* ahh anyways where is she? I don't see her….and see probably would have came out with all the commotion... that's assuming the monster didn't kill her.”

*Ding*

*You have leveled up please check stats and distribute attribute points.*

“That's the fourth time I've heard that thing? Gawd let me just do it and get it out the way…*takes hit* show stats.”

Name: Derrick Stone Level: 5

Class:The Stoner Title:Young Stoner

HP: 100%. MP: 100%. STA:100%

STR:12 AGI: 12

DEX:23 CHA:5

AP:8

“Hm….why did my DEX go up? And AGI? Well whatever don't look a gift horse in the mouth so they say *takes hit* so I have eight points? I'm guessing….its Two points every level, not a bad setup no one gets strong to fast unless your class is a cheat like mine hehe.”

“I wonder…..let's be a Light novel protag for a second….System examine the title young stoner!! *Points finger*”

*Ding*

*Title Awarded to Derrick Stone for being the first and only stoner under 20 years of age title grants the Skill Smoke Entity, plus 2 DEX every two levels, and one AGI every five levels Title also halts aging Derrick Stone will forever be the The Young Stoner, Can still be killed through normal or unique means title does not grant immortality so be caution.*

“Holy shit I can't believe that worked, well that actually answers a lot of questions. System put 4 points into strength and 4 in charm. Gotta look good for the hunnies yah knaw wha I mean? Huhu yuh!”

*Ding*

*Status updated*

Name: Derrick Stone Level: 5

Classs:The Stoner Title:Young Stone.

HP: 100%. MP: 100%.STA:100%

STR: 17 AGI: 12

DEX:23 CHA:9

AP:0

“Haha yeah cool beans I wonder if I look any better? Heh I'll find out in time *takes hit*...I gotta roll another one. Inventory withdraw chemdawg.”

*Ding*

*Successfully withdrawn*

“Heh thank you inventory…*sounds of rolling*....and done….let's burn it a little bit to make it dryer and not as damp….and done!! You look so beautiful *eyes shine*

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Derrick lights the blunt while making his way out the library still in search of his nerdy little flower. He just decides to check her classroom, if he doesn't find her there he decided to just try and make a new strain of weed. Derrick turns into smoke, quickly traveling down the corridors and hallways of the school. Within a couple of minutes he arrives in front of the classroom. He reverts back to human form grasping towards the door only to have the door blown of the hedges.

Derrick startled quick turns into smoke letting the door pass right through him. He swiftly changes back and looks inside of the room only to see the nerdy flower who's a not so nerdy flower now, setting Minotaurs on fire with a more then pissed off look on her face. Derrick confused and befuddled take a hit of his blunt while walking inside. The girl looks at Derrick giving him a quick glance before recognizing him and saying.

“Hey pothead how's it's going? Let me just finish up here and we can talk” she says with a smirk, while sending flames down the monsters throats quickly killing them.

“...uh *takes hit* alright Kasey….wow I didn't know a quiet girl like you who likes school could be so aggressive” Derrick says with goofy grin.

Kasey looks at This idiot wondering how is still alive only to see smoke swirling around his body making weird shapes. She looks at him with a fierce gaze that would make normal people uncomfortable.

“Yeah well I'm just as surprised as you, I never would have thought you of all people would actually be alive.” She says with a slight grin of playfulness.

“Hey I should take offense I'm more than capable of keeping myself safe. This stoner right here came to make sure you were still alive….what I wanna know is why are you still here? Schools been over for a while? *Takes hit*” Derrick says with genuine curiosity.

“Well I was taking a nap there's no better thing than a school nap they're just to die for….which I literally almost just died for anyways let go it smells in here! Yuck.”

Kasey hops over the dead monster bodies while making her way towards the door while snatching the young stoner blunt out his mouth and taking a drag of it. He just shakes his head she's always like this. She throws him back his blunt which he swiftly catches before placing back in his mouth.

“So we're are we going?”he asks not really caring were they go as long as he can have some fun.

“We're going to my house to make sure my parents are still safe they both didn't go to work today, they just wanted to sleep in and be cuddly like a normal couple or something mushy like that.” She says while taking the blunt Derrick handed her, taking a drag which she then hands back to him.

“Mhn alright *take hits* are you sure it's cool I go with you your mom is cool with me, but your dad always seems to wanna pick a fight with me?”Derrick says with a slight chuckle.

He still remembers the time her dad dropped kicked him from the stairs while screaming something like I'll never hand over my daughter. It was a really weird first impression but one he still enjoyed nonetheless.

“Does it matter? You don't have a choice,your coming whether you like it or not. We're friends after all we take care of each other so hurry up daylight is burning.”she says while shooting flames from her feet fight flying towards her house.

Derrick just chuckles while swiftly turning into Smoke Entity following her towards their new designation but not before saying.

“Your truly an amazing woman aren't you Kasey.”

*The End*

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