《Reincarnate into Another World as a Bicycle》Chapter 9: Gentle Trap Goddess
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When Luo Ren was younger, he looked exactly like Luo Ru and was mistaking for her all the time. Unfortunately, Luo Ren identity was not known at the time, since his birth was hidden from the world, as his father was cold and distant and decided to hide him away.
Luo Ren lived only with his mother, an inn keeper named Jing Xu, at her inn, situated just outside the Divine Relic Sect.
But after her marriage, her name changed to Luo Xu. Her warm and kind beauty was enough to attract Luo Han, but that was it, after she gave birth to the triplets, they grew more distant and decided to live separately.
When he turned twelve, he was finally able to roam around the city as he wish, but since he looked like the up and coming young sword fairy, a combat genius, his second sister, Luo Ru, it caused problems for him.
"Hey, do you want to go eat with me at the Golden Goose Restaurant... I'll pay for all dishes" A young rich master said with a nervous expression, as he discovered his crush roaming around the city, outside the nearby sect.
"Sure" Luo Ren said with an innocent smile, not expecting a random boy to invite him to eat.
"Say, Sun Zhong, this... this is too much, you don't need to pay this much for me" Luo Ren with smiling at all the meals placed before him, crowned ox pork dumplings, divine herb salads, savage blood orange fruit juice, even the house specialty dish was presented neatly, the golden goose roast, this dish was something that could even make a mortal tiger/crane advance one level in cultivation.
All this made Luo Ren's throat gulp as the smell of the fresh food wafted through his pores, and simulated them.
"Anything for the sword princess of the sect, Luo Ru" Sun Zhong said with a smile as he swallowed down his fruit punch.
"Eh? I'm not Luo Ru, I'm her younger brother Luo Ren..."
"What?"
That day was a traumatizing day for Luo Ren, he was beaten black and blue out of anger by Sun Zhong, a young master of a major clan like the Luo Clan. Sun Zhong felt like he made a mistake, but after waiting a few days, he didn't get punished, and no one seeked an apology for Luo Ren.
So he ordered some underlings to beat up Luo Ren every week, and found that there was no one backing the young boy. Luo Ren was a descendant of a major clan, and he was extremely weak, but he also doesn't have any favor whatsoever inside his own clan.
So, even after being beaten every week or so, there wouldn't be anyone from the Luo family seeking revenge.
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Sun Zhong was furiously mad that he became a laughing stock by mistaking Luo Ren as Luo Ru, so he swallowed down the mocking laughter with intense anger, and personally felt that he was purposely tricked, he firmly thought that Luo Ren set a trap up for him.
"Yes, that must be it" Sun Zhong was extremely black-hearted, and saw Luo Ren as an enemy.
The actions of Sun Zhong gave was instantly spread through-out the Suuinsong City and the Divine Relic Sect, and now everyone knew that Luo Han in fact, didn't have twins, but triplets.
Many people speculated why Luo Ren's identity hidden, but after weeks of investigating this so-called hidden son of the Sect Leader, they found that he was just an ordinary boy and there was nothing interesting about him.
This gave rise to more people to pursue Luo Ren for a beating, such as weak civilians, some with deep hatred to scions and clan members, chose to take out their hatred of Luo Ren.
There were also some cultivators who felt that Luo Ren was an easy target, and took action against him due to fun or out of boredom.
Now that Luo Ren was inside the inner ring of the sect, where he was widely known as the Gentle Trap Goddess. Since Luo Ru is ranked 4th, on the Continental Top Ten Beauty List, and with Luo Ren looking almost exactly like her, you could only imagine his beauty, and how people can easily be entrapped into it.
So his nickname was a mocking insult based on the fact Luo Ren looked like Luo Ru, and her title was Gentle Sword Goddess.
He was fairly famous inside the inner sect because of not only his failure to advance multiple times, but also because of Sun Zhong.
Sun Zhong was someone with a huge backing within the inner ring, but not only that, the stain of the incident with Luo Ren was wildly known.
And with Luo Ren trying to advance into the inner sect, people were bound to remember the past stories regarding the two people, spreading the deeds out once again, causing Sun Zhong to lose face repeatedly.
This is part of the reasons why Luo Ren couldn't advance to become an inner disciple since many people belong to Sun Zhong's camp, purposely hinder his advancement test, by upping the test difficulty by many folds.
"Gentle Trap Goddess, what are you doing here? Don't tell me you still want to warm up Sun Zhongs bed?" After that comment, the surrounding cultivators cried down into a bout of laughter, each looking at Luo Ren with mocking smiles.
The voice came from Jing Bai, a well-known hooligan known to stir trouble where ever he went, he came from the Jing Clan, a major clan like the Luo's and the Sun's.
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Usually the role of Sect Leader mostly comes from these three clans, although the role of Sect Leader mostly came from the Luo's for thousands of years.
The Luo's had more Sect Leaders then both the Jing's and Sun's combined, but all these facts doesn't mean that there aren't any other noteworthy families that had the fortune of hosting the most important role of the Divine Relic Sect.
This gives people like the perverted Tao Min, someone without a major clan backing him, a fighting chance to become the Sect Leader.
"Not at all, I'm actually here for you, Jing Bai" Luo Ren said softly with a flirtatious gesture, he flicked his long silky smooth hair over his shoulder, and smiled at the young man with a wink,which immediately turned Jings Bai's cheeks red. This action caused the surrounding audience to laugh out even louder then before.
'Oh wow, even I would fall for this trap, but I wonder how Luo Ren will get out of this predicament... My body isn't fast enough to outrun these inner disciples, even if I upgrade both wheels speed once again' David thought as he currently has five mile points, and to upgrade both wheels speed, he would need to spend four of those points, but he chose not to do that since it would be futile anyway.
"You damn wastrel, I'll kill you" Jing Bai said with a flustered expression, obviously still blushing from the incident before.
Luo Ren immediately dismounted David, and placed him on his back, he briefly glanced at the surrounding disciples, and poked a middle finger towards the unruly crowd, before running off into the distance.
"Get him!" Jing Bai yelled with furious anger and everyone rushed to chase the impudent trap that had flipped the bird at them.
"I want to have a go at him first"
"No, I always wanted to see what Luo Ru would feel like, now we have a copy of her, he is mine!"
"Huumpft, don't get in my way, your little tools would be no match for mine, I'll personally make Luo Ren scream out daddy!"
'Holy Shit! I read many stories about cultivators, and how ruthless they can be, but this...this is too much!' David sweated coldly as he felt the various gazed of the cultivators staring with bright burning eyes at him. Well not at him, the eyes were more so looking towards Luo Ren's firm buns.
David couldn't accept death, but no matter what, any of these inner disciples could kill him with just a finger, and with Luo Ren only being an outer disciple, so how exactly would he outrun these dozens of thirsty male cultivators?
'Huh?' David was confused, he felt his body move weightlessly, as if he was floating on a cloud. What he saw next has shocked him dearly.
"It's the Twelve Heavenly Ghost Star Streaking Mantis Steps of the Immortal Gods!!!" A cultivator yelled.
'What the hell is that long name...But it does sound powerful' David thought in confusion, but that confusion didn't last long as one of the cultivators crazily chasing after them had conveniently explained everything out aloud.
"The Twelve Heavenly Ghost Star Streaking Mantis Steps of the Immortal Gods is a rare movement technique with an unknown grade, it was dug up by the first ever Sect Leader of the Divine Relic Sect in an ancient ruins. There are twelves levels in it, but the first Sect Leader has only advanced towards the fifth level, but even so, he was unmatched in speed in the entire continent, with the exception of the monstrous beings inside the dark side. Everyone else who had tried to cultivate this technique could never go past the first level. I heard Luo Ren has never cultivated any other manuals or even basic fighting techniques such as fist,palms,kicking moves, all his life, he had only cultivated the Twelve Heavenly Ghost Star Streaking Mantis Steps of the Immortal Gods due to it being a gift from his eldest sister, Luo Rei" A bold headed buck tooth male cultivator said quickly.
"So what? At most he would be at the first level which is extremely useless, no one has ever made it past the first level, even the geniuses from the core area couldn't, this trash must still be at the first level, if not, I will shave my head bold and become a monk!" Jing Bai gnashed his teeth angrily before catching up to Luo Ren.
David could see everyone easily catching up to Luo Ren do to having higher cultivation, all inner disciples are at least, dual 2nd tier cultivators, which means they are in the 2nd realm for both Body and Qi pathways, being in both Mortal Tiger Stage and Mortal Crane Stage.
While Luo is still a dual 1st tier cultivator, being a Mortal Human Stage 9 and Mortal Qi Stage 9 in cultivation, which is usually considered still a commoner, most commoners can only peak at this stage and never advance, since it requires talent and resources.
Luo Ren never had access to his family resources, and he had only learned one technique, and will still choose to remain only having that one technique and nothing else.
Suddenly, Luo Ren had bent his left leg into the shape of a mantis scythe, and kicked off, leaving everyone dumbfounded.
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