《Reincarnate into Another World as a Bicycle》Chapter 3: As a Bicycle, His Eyes Were Wide Opened!
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"Welcome home young mistress!" The ship docked near a extremely large mountain peak in the middle of a bustling mega sized city, this city was the sized of a small country from earth.
From what he had heard from the servants on-board, this city was called Suuinsong City, and the sect they were landing in was called Divine Relics Sect.
A row of servants and guards welcomed the ships crew. The Demoness was in fact, the young mistress who was receiving that warm reception as she was a core disciple of the sect, the youngest core disciple in the history of the sect.
Apparently it is fairly impressive if your cultivation is in either Mortal Dragon/Phoenix stage at the age of 18, she was wildly known to be a city toppling beauty, her nickname was known to be by the masses as the Gentle Sword Goddess.
'If she is a Gentle Sword Goddess? Then why did she kick poor ol' me? Humpft!' David sneered, artifacts' lives matters as well...
The beauty list she was famous for was the Continental Top Ten Beauty List, the continent is called Cresa Continent, which hosts many dozens of major cities like Suuinsong City, some even ten times bigger then it. She was placed at fourth rank on the list and she is the daughter of the Sect Leader.
She is also being groomed to be next in line to replace her father, not only that, she was known to be a sword genius hence her title, Gentle Sword Goddess, it was like that because her sword strikes are soft and silence, as if it were a snowflake, but you would be a fool to think that she was weak.
All of these factors meant that there were also plenty of male geniuses and young rich masters, vying for her hand in marriage.
David Lee did not believe that this girl would be placed fourth in the top ten beauty list, even though he thought that she was a goddess at first sight, wasn't it common to see people with her types of beauty? But that was on Earth...
Here, all the females on the ship beside the Demoness and the sword maid were average.
Once the ship completely came to a stop, they all disembark from a large plank, one by one. David was being carried by the sword maid towards the ground, behind the Demoness.
Although he did not know how it was possible as a bike, he could somehow see everything around him at the same time. He had complete 360 degree vision. Well maybe it wasn't exactly vision, he had no eyes afterall and was seeing through his consciousness.
He could see everyone's expression, all the servants, maids and guards were all bowing in respect, holding flattering smiles and spouting pleasant compliments.
"Our haul was a resounding success and as a token of my happiness, everyone here can take a day off working duty and receive a bonus payment" The Demoness voice echoed into everyone's ears, as soon as they heard 'bonus payment' they all kowtowed immediately, voicing out their thanks repeatedly.
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Thanks to the secret gossiping of the servants he had collected, he now had a wide range of knowledge, those servants and maids would never of thought that an ordinary artifact was listening in on them.
They landed at the core disciple's personal docks, inner disciples and outer disciple don't have their own, this is why everyone envies the core disciples as they get much more clearance in the sect.
David then saw one old looking man walking towards the Demoness with a lecherous expression in his eyes. This man looked to be in his fifties, he was wearing a flashy golden robe with dozens of shiny rings on his fingers, he was sporting a wide grin as he approached the Demoness and the sword maid.
David heard the sword maid moan in disgust while the Demoness frowned in displeasure.
The old man obviously ignored the woman's distress and still had the gall to smile shamelessly.
"I see you are back from your mission, may I interest you in some exotic tea, the leaves are plucked from the jaded autumn plum tree, it will leave a 'sweet and salty' taste on your tongue" The old man empathized 'sweet and salty' with an excited voice.
"Humpft, just because you're a core elder you can casually invite 'my' master to tea? If she were to have something 'sweet and salty' it would only come from me!" The sword maid said in a rude tone.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU SLAVE!" The old man was about to make a move onto the sword maid, but in the next moment, sweat came pouring down his forehead.
It all happened in an instant, a black hook-like sword was placed on his neck, with a small drop of blood dripped onto his golden robe, his leg shook in terror as he was shocked at the speed of the girl before him.
'She grew this much stronger after her one month long trip?' The old man thought inwardly while cursing his bad luck.
"No one talks to my maid like that, I don't care if you are a core elder, even if my father is old, that doesn't give you permission to act unruly in my presence" The Demoness said coldly.
"You are going too far, even if you are the daughter of the sect leader, that doesn't give you the right to point your weapon at an elder, not to mention a core elder!" The old man said bitterly and angrily.
"But didn't you say that you wanted to spar with me? You wanted to see how much I improved over the month" She said with a nonchalant expression.
"What are you talking about? I will raise a complaint to the vice sect leader!" He said angrily.
"Luo Ru is right, I did recall you asking to spar with her before, so her action was reasonable" A new voice appeared, it was a young middle age looking man with a handsome vigor, short black hair, brown eyes and a sharp jawline, he was wearing a more expensive looking golden robe, with while also being drowned in jewelry.
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'Luo Ru is the Demoness name' David Lee noted, it was the first time he heard her name, he figured that the servants and maid on the ship were too scared or low class to say her name directly.
"Tao Min you shameless, you are on her side?" The old man sneered as he retreated away from Luo Ru.
Tao Min was the newcomer, David specifically heard some gossips about him on the ship, Tao Min is the strongest core disciple of Divine Relics Sect, with thousands of females all over the continent drooling over him, he was the first disciple of the Sect Leader, which meant he should be first in line to inherit the Sect Leader position, but it was rumoured that the Sect Leader favored his second student better, his daughter Luo Ru.
"You're just a lowly core elder, Dong Bei, not to mention, the weakest core elder, so scram out of my site you trash!" Tao Min said harshly, the elder called Dong Bei ran away with a dark face, he was embarrassed wholeheartedly today, he threw one last glance at the weakest of the three, the sword maid and licked his lips sadistically.
He wanted to screw over that weak maid who disrespected him in front of a crowd.
Soon after the arrogant elder disappeared, all the servants, maids and guards were dismissed and the area around them was empty. Only Luo Ru, the sword maid and Tao Min were left.
"I see that you have had a bountiful trip this time, would you care to join me for tea? I had the fortune of gathering the ingredients for the Dragon Peach Tea, it can nourish your meridians and expel impurities, the the tea is extremely 'energetic, vigorous and strongly penetrative' the tea is described to be like a dragon plucking your peach" Tao said with an innocent smile.
David was extremely disgusted, the man who appeared to help save Luo Ru from a pervert, was actually a pervert himself!
"No thank you, I will have to decline this time as I need to reflect over my gains" Luo Ru said while looking towards her immortal cave abode in the distance, core disciples all have their own immortal caves which is linked to the underground spirit crystal lake, which gives them a better environment to cultivate in.
"Ah, maybe next time young mistress, I will leave you on to reflect over your trip, I'll be waiting over at my immortal cave for you to 'come' if you are interested" He said with a smile.
The sword maid snorted softly in disgust. Although Tao Rin noticed this blatant disrespect, he decided to keep his composure in front of the woman he was attempting to court. His only tell was a slight shivering of his lip as he stopped a snarl from forming on his face.
Once Luo Ru and the sword maid turned their back on the perverted man, his innocent smile turned into a frown, his face turned black as his expression turned into anger. The two woman had not seen this, but one person did, David Lee, he saw everything.
The two women quickly walked into the immortal cave, but to enter, you needed a key. David heard that in every immortal cave, a Grade 2 Formation was placed for their protection.
Formations are graded like artifacts. Grade 1 Formations are as strong as Mortal Human/Qi stage, Grade 2 Formation are as strong as Mortal Tiger/Crane Stage, Grade 3 Formations are as strong as Mortal Dragon/Phoenix Stage and so on etc.
After entering the cave, the formation was activated, so the cave they were in was basically cut off from the outside world, no one could see inside or enter unless they broke in by force or had their own key to this particular cave.
The two woman sighed, the sword maid placed David to the side before stretching out casually.
"I hate men, you should wear a muslin to cover your face" The sword maid complained, before casually taking off her clothes. If David had eyes, it would be bulging.
'What the heck is going on?' He thought as the maid completely stripped, and casually walked up to Luo Ru.
"Mei, how many times have I told you, don't piss off men too much, I don't know what I would do if any of them were to kill you, woman are indeed looked down too much in this world" Luo said gently and lovingly, they were both locking eyes flirtatiously while being completely stripped.
David noted the name of the sword maid, Mei. But that wasn't as important as what was happening in front of him now.
He told himself that he would disregard anything shocking, but this...
He saw the the white silky smooth skin of both women, they were gently caressing each others body before they suddenly touched lips, the soft gentle peach like lips suck each other with vigorous passion, and before you knew it, Luo Ru pushed Mei onto a large bed, and jumped on her!
As a bicycle, Davids eyes were wide opened!
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