《The wish granting entity and the benevolent lord!》Starting a diet!
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Avner: I don't know how he could eat that much for breakfast who the hell eats a whole pig and roasted chicken no wonder he got so fat. Alright after breakfast I am going to do some exercise. Man, I wish I had my coffee machine right now I would like an espresso right about now, and a donut and a cigarette to start the morning that is how I started almost every morning in my past life. Ok, rarely do I eat in the morning.
Silva: You know smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee is not good for you that is why you died, smoking and drinking coffee.
Avner: Yeah I know, I wanted to quit a bunch of times but I couldn’t.
Silva: You were addicted your body couldn't function without nicotine but now you have a new body and you aren't addicted to cigarettes anymore. You can see this as a new start, enjoy it and become your best self, but don't forget I gave you a second chance so that you can help others!
Avner: I am grateful for giving me this opportunity but what are ….
Olivia: Sir I brought your breakfast, hope it's to your liking!
Avner: I didn't even see her coming I was daydreaming while talking with Silva I have to ask him later that, right now I should eat something and I need to exercise!
Avner: Thank you, Olivia!
As Avner looked at the cart she brought he saw a beautiful decorated pastry and cookie tower a platter of cut fruits in different shapes!
Avner: Olivia what's this is someone else having breakfast with me?
Olivia: No sir this is just for you, is it not to your liking?
Avner: Olivia it's too much let me show you how much you should have brought me!
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Avner grabbed a plate and put on it 2 apples and 3 cookies he poured himself a cup of tea and sat back at the table.
Avner: This is how much I wanted I also don't want my fruit cut. Please make sure the food doesn't go to waste I want you to prepare a basket with some pastries and cookies, and give them to the guard's captain, and can you tell him that I will go to the barracks to have a chat with him, and the fruits if possible preserve them to make some jam or some tarts and give them to the church so that they distribute them to the people in need. And please make sure to respect my orders this time!
Olivia: Understood sir, I will talk to Iwan so that he will prepare the fruits, and I will prepare the basket for the captain right away.
Olivia was so shocked by the orders and just went to the kitchen right back where the staff was waiting, they heard Avner raising his voice a little but they don't know why.
Iwan: Was something not to his liking, why did he send you back with the food, I heard his voice, what did he say?
Olivia: He wants you to prepare the fruits so that they don't spoil, we will give them to the church so that they can distribute them to the people in need, also I need to prepare a basket of cookies and pastries for the captain of the guards, and tell him that the lord will come to see him in the barracks!
Everyone was shocked they stood there not saying anything.
Maria: Did somebody kill that fatso and took his place, what is happening?
Iwan: Nobody is as fat as him nobody is like him. Maybe he hit his head hard when he fell at the last banquet.
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Maria: Hopefully he will stay like this, maybe God listened to our prayers!
Christina: What are you staying here just talking Lord Avner gave you orders you should not question his orders, Olivia prepare that basket and go give it to Roland and tell him to have his men clean, I doubt he would like Lord Avner to see the barracks dirty! Iwan prepare some pies and get all the food from this breakfast and put it in a cart Maria go get the coachman and tell him to prepare the horses and a cart also to get some guards, we need to make sure the food reaches the church fast and that it will be given to the peasants.
Everyone: Yes mam, right away!
Everyone got to work, and didn't even ask a question, everyone is there because miss Christina helped them because she is the closest to Lord Avner she can hire or fire anyone on the staff, she helped Iwan when he prepared a bad dinner for him and didn't cook the food as he would have liked. Miss Christina, appealed to Lord Avner to let Iwan cook one more dish for him and if it was to his liking maybe he can ignore this mishap, but without Lord Avner knowing Christina gave Iwan the recipe to Lord Avner's favorite dish, game steak with lots of red wine sauce and freshly baked white bread, and so Iwan kept his position.
Christina: Olivia if you finished the basket go and give it to Roland fast, everyone else faster we need to finish this fast soon we need to prepare lunch!
Avner: Oh look it's Olivia with the basket I should go after her, after all, I don't know exactly where the barracks are! I will eat this last cookie as I walk there!
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