《My Cerberus Girlfriend》Book One: Chapter 22
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Nysa parked the van within the wide alleyway, facing a street in front of the police station.
Anysia kneeled in the back while opening wooden boxes, full of guns, explosives, and ammo.
After meeting Medusa, the girls sneaked into a weapon shop and took as much as they could find before the cops showed up. Nysa understood primitive weapons were useless in this modern age. If they want to get the job down to impress their savior, they need to use the same weapons the humans used. Nysa was good at learning things quickly.
After she finished drinking a bottle of beer, she looked back from the driver's seat. “Ready?”
Anysia picked up a bazooka and stared into its hole. “What is this thing?”
“Put that down! It will blow us back to Hades!”
Anysia’s brown skin shivered, and she slowly placed the bazooka down. “Anything that won’t explode on us?”
Nysa crawled into the back and checked the box. She smiled and picked up a light machine gun. “I like this one. It screams murder!”
Anysia picked up two pistols and frowned at them. “These weapons look pathetic! How can you kill someone with these things?”
“If you were reading the manual, you would understand these guns are more powerful than swords.”
Anysia shrugged and placed the little guns down. “Why do you want to help Medusa? We barely know her.”
Nysa picked up two grenades and examined them. “She says she is taking over this world. If we help her, we can live like queens! Think of all the men and gold we can have for the rest of our lives! It’s better than being hunted by humans.”
Anysia snorted. “I whether fight in endless battles than getting bored inside a fancy palace.”
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Nysa placed the grenades down. “Well, I whether sleep with a bunch of hot naked men than running through a burning wasteland.”
The minotaur woman laughed. “You are a harlot.”
Nysa rolled her eyes and wrapped two ammo belts across her body. “We are helping Medusa or else she will turn us into stone. Plus, if the Cerberus is running around here, she will send us back to the Underworld. We must kill her before she kills us.”
“Are you sure her man is inside that guardsman house?”
“If he isn’t, we’ll make him come to us.” Nysa lifted her light machine gun and clicked it. “Ready now?”
Anysia lifted the bazooka and smiled. “Let’s blow their joint up!”
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8 188Thomas the Brawler
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8 147Displacement
or, Deux Navires Passant dans la Nuit If you wake up in a new world, with only your memories of home to guide you, you have to trust the first people you meet. The first people Leah meets seem to know her - but not her. Leah is thrust into a fighter's role that does not quite suit her, and those who 'rescued' her do their best to help her fit in. They hint at a world that Leah can only vaguely understand without serious research and exploration, but how to do that research, when everyone believes her to be a local of this place, and too many questions might draw unwanted attention? And what about home? The more Leah learns about this world, the less she believes that she woke up on the right side of the bed - or more accurately, on the right side of the conflict. With magic being strictly regulated in her current "home," maybe it's time to uproot and look for a new set of allies... -- Displacement is a queer / lgbt bodyswap isekai: Leah Armande falls out of a Quebecois city into an unfamiliar fantasy world, and Leah Talesh falls out of her adventuring party's homeland and into an unfamiliar industrial world. The story follows both women as they navigate their new surroundings, trying at times to find a way home, at times just to pass for a local, and at times to actually make a life for themselves in their new world. Expect in-depth politics and worldbuilding, sapphic moments, foibles, and far too much time spent either in libraries or convalescing (or sometimes both).
8 199gods and monsters. graphic shop
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8 97A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)
this is really good.
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