《The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form》Welcome to Poo Land!
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Daniel said: "Ugh where are we?"
Sage said: "I do not know..... Hey check your map!"
Daniel looked at the map "Hey there is a new part of it that had been ripped when i messed with it as a child!"
Daniel read the map "Welcome chosen one you and your friend of yours have been teleported to the poo land you may have not believed it until now just do what this map says and you will find the golden turd. the golden turd has cast a spell on the land that makes all people that lived there not exist until the cast has been broken if you destroy the spell and capture the golden turd the townsfolk will thank you and you will be the heros of the town. But before you follow this map be warned there are multiple traps you must face and the poo guardian good luck heros."
Sage said: "How could a small map read something that big?"
Daniel said: "probably magic. but anyways we should save this land not only we would bring justice to the golden turd but we would also be heros!"
Sage said: "Well i am on bored all just because that there is no way out i am guessing the townsfolk would know."
Daniel said: "Well then lets go!"
Daniel said: "Ok the first thing on the map is the haunted tree and grave."
Sage was about to open the grave
"Do not touch that!" Daniel Exclaimed!
But Sage did not listen when he touched it the grave zapped him 5 inches away!
Daniel said: Are you alright?!"
"I'm fine." Sage said
But then while they were talking the grave opened....
Daniel said: "Look! The grave is opening!"
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They steped back from the grave while it opened....
there was a boney hand!
Daniel and Sage got startled by what was in it. but when they calmed down Sage went closer to touch it.
Daniel said: "Have you not learned you lesson?!"
When Sage touched it he got zapped again! But this time it was worth it. There was a note on the back of the boney hand!
Sage was shocked and read it out loud. "to see your exit of this area go through the haunted tree."
Daniel said: "So how am I supposed to go through it?"
When Daniel touched it the haunted tree opened like a door.
Daniel said: "So thats how."
The Duo went through it to continue their journey.....
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