《The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form》The Cast And Prologue
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This book is originally a movie made by us so it will be kind of the same just not as short and there will be more story but anyways here is the cast
Daniel: One of the main characters
Sage: One of the main chracters
Joshua AKA The Poo Guardian: One of the Bad Guys
Golden Turd: Main Enemy (Not A IRL Person duh)
Warning has Crude Humor But Anyways Here Is The Prologe
When Daniel was born his dad had a map a really old and wrinkled map he was going to throw it out but he decided that when Daniel was old enough he can have it as a fake toy map.
So when Daniel was old enough he got the map at the time he thought it was a real map but as he grew he started to think it was a fake map.
But oh boy was he wrong.
When Daniel turned 11 Years old he brought his friend Sage to go to the zoo.
But at the zoo his map that Daniel brought home flew in his pocket at the zoo.
Daniel said "Huh? How did this get here i must have forgot to take it out of my pocket."
But then it started to glow...
Sage said "What is that thing glowing in your pocket?"
Before Daniel could answer the map started glowing again and POOF it teleported Daniel and Sage to "Poo land" And thus 2 heros would save that land.....
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