but before the man sat himself down into the canoe, he took my web. he easely got off the thread connecting it to Leif and the other tree. he seemed like he didnt know what to do with it, but then he attached it to a stick. he even sat in into the canoe like a flag or something. as i shuffeled around inside the jar, desperat to get out, the man sat himself into the canoe again. the whole thing creaked and trembeled. i looked around myself in fright, and when the man had finally gotten himself in, he used the row to push it out into the water. gigantic waves of water swirled and droplets of water flew in the air.

a few hit the jar i was in, but thanks to the glass, i remained unharmed. but before the man rowed away, he picked up the jar with me in it. i ran about inside it before standing completely still under his heavy gaze. as he checked me out attentivly, he seemed to notice something. he rotated the jar so that he could see my back a bit better. with a gasp, he turned his attention to my canons. "whoa... this is new..." he said slowly.

i poked one of my legs out of one of the holes on the lid, but he pushed it back down. ´let me try atleast!´ i shouted in my head. he put me down in his lap, where i could see his face. ´if i were to run back and forth, i could tip over the jar... and then i could bit- no no no, fuck no. im not living with the guilt that i killed an innocent man. he might have captured me in this jar, but i doubt he has any evil intentions. and the punishment for killing someone would be more severe for a spider, right? i mean... the death sentance for a human is too much, but a spider? theyll just squash me!´ as i was thinking of such pointless things, the man had started rowing down the powerfull river. the canoe creaked as it went, but the man didnt seem concerned.

"wait til Ben sees this guy..." even if the man tried to hide his mumbeling, not a single word escaped my attentive ears. ´Ben? the fuck is Ben?´ as i shuffeled around the jar, i started releasing some Goldie. ´meh... whatever, lets just annoy him a little. he he he´ i put one of my canons to the hole in the lid, and shot some thread at his jeans. ´ha ha!´ the man hadent noticed yet, i didnt give up. i kept running about the jar, filling it with thread. of course, i kept a small hole so i could at least see what was happening.

the river got more chaotic the further we got, with large rocks and falls at every turn. ´h-hey! look out, i dont wanna die yet!´ the man seemed to be concentrating hard as the canoe hit a few rocks. he didnt seem to notice, but the canoe had gotten a hole in it. it was small, but i could clearly see the water leaking in. ´o-oh shit... DUDE´ i crawled around inside the jar in a panic. the man looked down at me for a second, and in that second, i pointed at the hole.

he seemed confused at first, but then he looked at the hole. "OH SHIT" ´OH SHIT´ the hole had gotten bigger. the water was now flowing in like the river around us. a pool had already appeared in the borrom of the canoe, and the man paniced. luckily, he knew what to do! he grabbed his rather large bag and stuffed me inside it. he immidietly jumped of the canoe, and despiratly fought the waves.

he latched on to a rock, and helt on to if for dear life. he had his backpack with me on his back, and as far as i could see, this bag was heavy. i got kinda scared that he might drop the bag for his own life, but he held on. the canoe quickly went with the river, and in the distance, i could definately see it sink. the man pulled hmself up as he breathed heavely.

"h-holy shit... if this spider hadent pointed at it..." he looked at me in awe before turning his gaze to the large forest before us. earlier, since i had always been busy with the web, i hadent really checked the enviourment around me. it was hot. very hot and humid, but the air was so moist you could almost see it. if you looked around, you could see many types of wild life. but since i was with Mr. Man over here, no animals dared come close.

as i was staring at this serene scenary, the man sat himself down by the river. he took off the bag, and sat it down beside him. "pah, to think i woul fuck up here... i even found a cool spider for Ben..." as i listened to his words, he took out the jar i was in. "i wonder why a pair of legs are bent upwards like that..." he seemed depressed, so i wiggeled my canons a little. he seemed surprised, before asking a very benificiall question. "hey, can you hear me?" i wiggeled my conons a little, and he gasped in surprise.

"so... youre no normal spider, are you?" i wiggeled my canons again. ´fuck yea! now he wont kill me!´ i shuffeled around the jar happily. "well... if you have a name?" i stared at him before slightly wiggeling my canons. ´im a spider, how am i supposed to tell you my name?´ he looked at me, expecting something. before realizing that i spider cant talk. "oh, right... ha ha ha, anyways, im George." George scrached his neck and smiled embaressed. ´George, is it? i see...´ i wiggeled my canons as a response.

"cant belive im actually conversing with a spider... pah, so, what are we gonna do?´ i wiggeled my canons side to side, showing i had no idea. "well, if youre wondering where we are, were in the Ecuadorian rainforest." ´the what´ i crawled around inside the jar, and realized i was still in a jar. ´heeeeeey, George? can i come out now?´ i pointed at the lid, and he looked at me with doubtfull eyes. ´hey, im not gonna bite you or anything!´

i ran around inside the jar, and i kept tapping the lid. "i know you want to get out, but what if youre just pretending so you can bite and kill me?" ´whaaaaaaat??? fuck no dude!´ i waved my arms in protest and instead sat down. "hmmm, wait a sec..." he then put me down on the wet grass and walked away. ´hey, youre not leaving me here, are you?´ after a while, he came back with a few rocks in his arms. he sat them down carefully around my jar, and picked it up. ´yes! are you gonna release me now?´ i wiggeled happily, and he jerked the lid open. before i could happily crawl out, he dumped me down back on the grass.

i fell down on my abodamen, and looked around me. a bunch of huge rocks were standing around me, preventing me from escaping. ´hey? dude?´ i walked around a little, feeling the slithery rocks. George was sitting right before the cirkle of rocks, with a stern look on his face. he was sitting legs and arms crossed and his brows furrowed. i turned to im, and looked up at his huge silluette.

"Dance."

´wut´