i yawn as i stumble to the center of the web. ´ueeee, damn, im tired. welp, have fun Bilbo. and when i wake up, ill be huge!´ i streched out my legs fully, and fell asleep.

as the morning comes, i awake. i streach my legs, and stumble back over to Dick. i slurp some, and check out my size compared to him. ´he he he, im almost the same size as you, you Dick!´ content with my size, i check up on Bilbo. he was currently eating, and as i noticed, he had taken all the small flies around the web. ´man, im over ten times your size... wait, hey! thats my exp!´

i ran over to Bilbo who was currently bagging a fly. i tackle him, and he litellarely flies away. and falls down into the river. ´o-oh shit... i-im sorry!´ luckely, he lives! but only couse he was releasing some silk. ´...´ i looked down at him, and noticing how defenceless he was.

´hmmm, do i actually want this exp stealing guy around?...´ i grab the silk, and start spinning it up. as i do so, Bilbo tries to escape by releasing more silk. ´huh, guess you understand my intentions?´ i keep realing him in, and he keeps releasing the silk. ´but who will die here, i wonder...´ finally, after a few minutes of constant silk releasing, i finally start making some progress. as he goes up, im almost sure i can see him releasing a small cirkle of silk.

finally, he gets withing grabbing distance. before grabbing him though, i shoot some Goldie at him. his legs move about inprotest, but before he could even react, im already spinning him around. ´spin spin spin, like spettekaka!´ as i keep shooting threads at him, i finally stick him to the web. ´sorry Bilbo. your journey ends here.´ i inject the venom into him, and when i feel his body going limp, i inject the enzymes.

but before leaving him, a tap him a little, showing that i appreciated the help. but before i could leave, Blacky appeared.

´the hell? combine? and do you need to be so blunt with the talk... i get it! you shouldnt cannibalize! but im human, and Bilbo had no personnality! so its ok!´ i shuffle about the web angerly, until i hear something worrying. "shooosh shoooosh shoooosh" ´the hell is... that...´

what i saw made me both happy and scared. it was a boat. a canoe was going down the river slowly. it seemed to be made of plastic or wood, i coulnt really tell. the man sitting in it was wearing worn jeans and a t-shirt. he had black frilly hair and dark skin. as he was rowing, he seemed to notice my golden web. his eyes lit up for a second, before seeing me. his eyes went wide, but soon after he seemed to return to his composed self.

before reaching my web, he rowed in to the edge and stepped off. he took a few heavy steps and stared bankly at my web and me. as he was getting closer, i was both scared and happy like hell. ´w-what should i do? i could wave my hands or something, but wouldnt that just scare him? i mean, im a huge spider with canons...´ i stood completely still, trembeling slightly.

that was until he spoke. "what the fuck...". i cowered in fear as he spoke. his words boomed like lightning and his size compared to me was abysmal, as he must have been over 180. before he could even take another step closer, i ran to Leif. i hid in his moss, hoping the man would leave. ´c-cant i just have a nice life here?! p-please! leave me!´ i hid as hard as i could, but it was obvious he knew exactly where i was.

but he didnt kill me. i shivered as saw him check out my web closer. he stared deeply at Lennon, Bilbo and Dick. apperently, he knew that a spider was both not supposed to eat its own species, but also that a frog would be incredibly hard. he covered his mouth with his huge hand, and spoke once again. "a frog, a spider and a beetle... what the fuck is this..."

but instead of just leaving, as i hoped he would, he reached down into the canoe and grabbed something. i knew exactly what he was doing. a shiver ran down my spine as he pulled out a plastic jar. it had a red lid, and on the lid there were a few small holes. ´o-oh no... no no no...´ i buried myself further into the moss as i felt how his heavy steps were breaking the small twigs and leaves below them. "come spidey spidey... im not gonna hurt you..." ´fuck yes you are!´ i covered myself in the moss, and lied completly still.

i felt how his large hands were fumbling about Leif, serching for me. "i should have gloves... no, i dont have time..." he turned around leif, feeling after something. me. i trembeled as i felt his hands shuffeling about, pulling off moss as he went. "now where did it go..." he went around Leif, and looked at the side i was on. he pulled back his hands, and held his chin. as his eyes were flowing over Leif, i couldnt help but move. not so much, only a slight nudge but the cannon. that was when i knew it was over.

"hah! there you are!" before i could even take in what he was saying, his huge fingers had already laid themselfs on my abodamen. i grabbed on to Leif for dear life, burrowing my hands deep into the rotting wood. i even shot some silk at them for maximum reinforcement. ´no... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO´ i sprayes some silk on his finders, but his grip ondy streangened at my taunts.

"gonna resist arrest, are ya? well lemme see what ive gat fa you, mistah!" he pulled harder, making a tough cop impression. unlike what he thought, it did not lighten my mood. finally, my grip slipped. he did not lat the chance pass him by, and he jerked his hand. i came off Leif, a small but of moss coming with me. two of my arms were hugging the moss tightly in denial, and the two other grabbed on to the fingers.

i considered biting him, but as i was not the type to hit people easely, i rejected it. ´no... i cant bite him, i dont actually know the streangh of my venom... what if it puts him in critical condition or something? no... i could never bear the tought of killing someone...´ as i was thinking of what to do, he had already brought the jar to me. i spread out my legs as i opposed to it. "ugh, look, spidey, i dont want to hurt you." he tried to fit in my legs, but i kept them wide. "if this guy dosent put them in... im afraid i might have to brea-" i immidietly lets go of the jar. he looked at me confused, before putting me inside.

"welp, hope you have fun little spidey."

then he put on the lid, and put me inside his canoe.