´w-whoooa... fockin canons biach!´ i wiggeled the canons a little, before aiming them at one of the fake scorpions. ´ha ha! take this fuckers Thread Shoot!´ the golden thread shot out and hit the fake scorpion which was now about a tenth of my size. he was entirely covered even with just a single spray. i wiggeled my canons happily and stumbeled around. as i got to Lennon, i immidietly tried out Enzyme Spray 2. earlier i had forgotten about it, but i think that even if i did try it, i would need atleast as much Enzymes as Lennons body can take. and for a 6mm spiderling, no way i was goint to have it. i bit into the belly, and thank to my evolved body, i could actually penetrate it. i sprayed in the Enzymes and stumbeled away.

´well, guess this evolution does have its pros... wait, who the fuck are you?´ i looked over to the edge of the web, where a single spider stood. it was very small, about 7 or 8mm. it was very slender, even when compared to me. the legs were black, with tiny tufts of black hair while the body was more of a golden brown. ´hey! leave, shoo shoo!´ i waved my arms in the air, and the spider jumped a little as if afraid. ´... what the fuck, hey!´ i tried going over to him, but i only stumbeled around in his direction. the spider went out on the web, and went straight for one of the uneaten flies. ´huh? you want him?´ i looked over at the tiny fly. as i was, it wasent even a snack.

´uh, sure. take it, take it.´ i put down my arms to show i was ok with it, and he shuffeled out and started eating it. ´ha ha ha... wait, where are you going?´ after eating the fly, we went straight for another one. and another one. and another one. ´whoa there, calm down!´ i tried stopping him, and he went to the edge of the web again. ´uh, well, im not gonna eat you, you know? i may have been human, but im not gonna eat someone of my own species.´ i sat myself down in the middle of the web as a tiny fly hit the web. the moment it hit, before i even could react, the spider went straight up and bagged him. it was very fast, but it wasnt instant. ´daw, i wanted to try my canons on a live target... hmmm...´

i looked at the spider who had returned to his corner. ´youre gonna be staying here, arent you?...´ the spider looked at me with its innocent eyes, and i couldnt help but kinda like it. ´well, in order to be part of my crew, yer gonna need a name. uhhhh... Browny... no, sounds too much like brony. hmmmm...´ as i was thinking of names a spider could have, two more tiny flies had already landed and been bagged by spider. ´ha ha ha... i know! Bilbo! he he he...´ i pointed at Bilbo, and said in a wizard voice ´Bilbo Baggins!´ Bilbo looked at me confused, he didnt inquire, but instead he continued with the bagging of pray.

´hm, im bored... since Bilbo is taking all the pray, what am i supposed to do...´ i looked down on Dick, who was sleeping at the moment. ´hmmmmm... what... to... do... i would say 10cm is a pretty good meal... but how the fuck do i get him...´ i pondered it for a minute, before deciding to descend to his level by using Goldie.

as i fumbeled wit my legs, i finally reached him. he was sleeping under a leaf, but since im a stealty light spider, i easely landed on the leaf. the leaf dangeled a little, and a drop of water drippeled down. "drip drip drip" ´wait, how am i supposed to get under the leaf? i can barely walk!´ as i was lamenting this fact, the leaf started swaying a little, droplets of water falling to the edge of the muddy river.

´whoa whoa whoa, dafuq is going on?!´ i stabbed my legs into the thick leaf, and held on for dear life. before i even had the chance to wonder what could cause the leaf to saw so, a slimy green hand grabbed the edge of the leaf. ´o-oh shit´ i backed off a little, but another hand had already gripped the leaf. something was heaving itself up, and i knew very well who it was. ´D-Dick...´

Dick heaved himself up and looked at me with an unmoving glare. at the time, about half of his body could be seen. his mouth opened, showing a toothless mouth and in it was some sort of pink blob. i took a step back, only to find the edge of the leaf. ´no... im not dying here, fucker!´ i shot thread into his open maw, which caused him to choke. he seemed to be chewing on something. that something being my sticky thread. while he was occupied with the thread, i jumped up on his head. he seemed to panic, and tried grabbing me.

´Venom Fang 2!´ i bit into his scalp, and it felt as if i broke through the bone. he gave off an agonizing croak, before trying to jump into the river. ´oh no yer nawt! Thread Shoot!´ i shot out some thread on the leaf, and i pierced his scalp again, but with my feet and hands. he kroaked again, but as i kept shooting threads, he couldnt escape. soon enugh, his body went limp.

´Yis´