You all say she has a bad attitude,

that she’s unpredictable and weighed heavy with spite.

But um…maybe it is you who are crude

and are unwilling to see the real light.

You’d like to try and bend her to your ways

and make her a homemaker to do the dirty work.

When she rebels it’s the end of the play,

she’d be happy if you weren’t a jerk.

You should consider giving her more room,

but you can only think that she’s difficult.

With jealous hunger her soul you consume,

one day she is guaranteed to revolt.

You see, she’s not a girl, a mother, or a woman,

she’s also not a female, but just human.