Book 2 chapter 10-Fazing and the Rise of An Egg Roll

Lintian felt really stupid for not thinking about it before. How can a technique that goes against the laws of heaven possibly be so easily achieved? Furthermore Lintian knows that he is not a genius or some sort. It just so happens his body allows him to manipulate the qi in his body as naturally as eating or walking. To be honest a lot of cultivators around the world are basically mediocre and only the body differentiate them. The true geniuses are the ones with defective body and still manage to reach levels deem impossible for them. Lintian himself despises those people who are arrogant beyond their own abilities. Taking on the prestige of their family like they own it.

Anyway back to the second stage of the Divine Body Art. This time Lintian sat down into the lotus position again but this time he didn’t activate the lightning qi at all. Instead he chose to locate the Neverland stone matter in his body. Little by little he began to map out his meridian points. He was doing something even the bracelet that brings him to the dream world couldn’t do. It seems that the bracelet he has can improve all sorts of Martial arts and cultivation techniques but when it came to the God’s Art and the Neverland stone it couldn’t even scratch the surface unless Lintian himself truly learns it.

After Lintian felt the flow of the Neverland stone matter he began to cover each particle with his own qi, then dispersing it throughout his entire body. Lintian calculated that about 10 percent of the total Neverland stone matter were spread throughout his body. Then he began to fuse it with his muscle mass and bones. This fusion took a lot longer than Lintian expected. When Lintian finally stops he realizes that it was morning.

Crack! Crackle, crack!

As Lintian stretches himself various part of the body began to crackle.

“Lets try this out now,” Lintian said to himself. Lintian walks up to one of the wall. Places his hand on the wall. His body began to vibrate to the tune of the wall. The Neverland matter in his body began to release a strange green energy that envelopes his entire body. This energy was also entering the Dream land bracelet and the necklace around Lintian’s neck without his notice.

The tip of Lintian’s finger fell through. Then with a swoop sound his body fell right through the wall and into another room.

“Hahaha!” Lintian laughs out only to notice a girl sitting there meditating. Being interrupted by Lintian’s laughter she looks up.

“KYAAA!” she screams out, and immediately covers her eyes. “PERVERT!”

“What!” Lintian shouts out. Looks down and saw that he was completely naked. His little soft spring roll transforms into hard egg roll. “KYAAA!” Lintian screams too while covering his harden egg roll. He sprinted out the door and back into his room. Thank god this was the third floor and no one comes around here.

“Hehehe,” chuckles Kyuri devilishly as he pops out of the box. “My boss finally grew up.”

Ignoring Kyuri’s comment Lintian puts his clothes back on.

This is a pretty dangerous move, Lintian contemplated to himself. He needs to fix that part of fazing out of his clothes. If I was to do this in public wouldn’t I be showing the world my junk. Maybe I can cover the clothes in the same energy and cause it to vibrate the same frequency as my body.

Lintian then spreads out the Neverland stone energy. To his clothes and it begins to vibrate to the same frequency. Lintian then took his hand and tugs on his shirt. It is working Lintian smiles happily. That was a lot easier then expected. Then an idea pops into his head. He walks over to the wall again but this time it is the one with the holes. There was no one on the other side. He walks through it.

“YES! My clothes are still intact.” Lintian then jumps back into his room. I gotta try out more materials.

Lintian brought out from his interspacial ring a giant rock that stood 6 feet tall, giant bouncing ball, and a various of items made out of different materials.

Lintian played around with it for hours until he finally grew tired. Hearing his stomach grumble he decided to go buy some lunch.

“Kyuri what you want for breakfast?”

“Whatever you’re getting boss.”

“Okay.”

Lintian went into the kitchen and got some food for him and Kyuri to eat. After that he went back into the training room doing a variety of test and practices. He also had a little spar with Kyuri.

When Lintian got back to his room it was already 3am.

“Lintian?” a male voice grumbled out from one of the rooms.

“Dave whats up?” replied Lintian.

“Why you come back so late?” Dave yawns.

“Had some stuff to take care of.”

To tired to care Dave went back to sleep. Dave is one of Dr. Harris’s friend’s son. He is extremely good looking and well built but his cultivation is weak and he is pretty much a playboy. His dad was hoping Lintian’s hardworking attitude and talent might rub off of him a bit. Dr. Harris on the other hand was hoping Lintian might loosen up a bit and get a girlfriend.

Lintian began to cook the Raging cow steak and after an hour of eating and cooking both Kyuri and Lintian were satisfied. It was 4:15 and Lintian was way to tired to take a shower and change so he just fell onto his bed and sleeps.

RING! RING! RING! Lintian’s hand smacks the alarm clock.

“10 more minutes,” grumbles Lintian.

“Yo bro wake up. Its 8:07” said Dave.

“5 more minutes,” yells Lintian lethargically. Wait 8:07?

“Whatever you say bro.”

Lintian’s body shot out of bed and scrambles into the bathroom. Brushing his teeth, washing his face, and changing his clothes.

“Kyuri I need you to fly me somewhere,” Lintian said frantically. She’s going to kick my ass. Ten minutes late Lintian was at the gate with Kyuri out of his box. Lintian shows his badge to the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper opened the formation to let him out. Lintian got on Kyuri as fast as possible and they shot into the bright pearl blue sky. The reason Lintian was so frantic right now was because it was Chelsie’s birthday in two days and the item he needs can only be harvested today. Otherwise it is really expensive to buy.