《What is god to a non believer》C14: Relax Time
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After one hour of waiting, we finally departed. I have to say, that this is the most annoying adventure of all time. Xenia was bored so whenever she spotted island she flew away to see if there was something funny. If there was something funny or rather something stronger that could entertain her she was starting a fight. Usually, when I finally arrived I had nothing to do. After the 5th time, I was getting pissed.
-Xenia, I do not care what do you think I have to vent some energy or you are going to fly home by yourself.-I roared at her. Why is it that only she can have fun.
She scratched back of my neck.-Oh do not worry my little Goji. I will let you play.-She blew some air near my ear.-She laughed and I went crazy. For fucking GOD sake.
What I told you about cursing your GOD. Do you want some beating?
WTF? Are you watching this and you are doing nothing? Answer me! I got no answer.
After one day of endless water, I finally saw a land, and it had the smell of civilization. But more on the said of an old drunkard than the proper city. Xenia went to scout. When she came back she said.-There is some powerful humans 2 maybe 3. Oh, and it seems like a pirate city. Do you want to make a night here? Seriously? -I nodded.- Then call me when you clear them up.
-Are you sure that they are pirates? All of them?
-Yep, it looks like smuggling base or hideout. I do not know if there are children or women.
-Xenia.
-What?
-Periscope down!!!-And I dived. When I was near a port I resurfaced and ramed one of the ships with my backspikes. I think I cut it in half. I walked out of the water and roared. My tail swept remaining ship. From the biggest building, I saw some armored man. They were these stereotypical pirates. 3 of them flew up to the level of my face.
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-You are a dead monster. Brothers lets fight. We can get a good loot from this thing.
Are they thinking that they can make me into umbrella or oven? Hell no. My spikes started glowing in bluish light and WOOOOOM. I felt a punch to the chest, kick to the knee and right to my jaw. Okay, that hurt. I am going to.... I couldn't finish my thought because I felt like something hit my back near my left arm. It nearly came off. It reminded me of something. That scene when Godzilla was hit with a bunker buster. So you have something similar. I became enraged. Thanks to my own stupidity and carelessness I am near a death door. FUCK!!!-ROARRRRRRRR.-My back started tingling in some spots. I instinctively started to gather there my focus and energy. It came true. I could shoot my nuclear energy like a Shin Gojira from my back. Hell YEAH! The last thing is my tail, but I will do this later. Now time to wreak this city. 3 brothers were still flying around me. They were like a "mouth" all looked like each other and they had great coordination. I readied my self. They attacked.
-Die!!-They shouted. But I have an objection. When they neared me I released my short nuclear pulse, and it melted their skin. With this amount of radiation they instantly got cancer. I wonder how I did that. Earlier when I used my breath I never achieved such effect. It was like that breath in the movies not like it should be in real life. Who cares. Time to eat. I grabbed one of the injured brothers. He was the weakest of them all.
Chomp, gulp. By the way, I bit of his head, just to be sure that he will not attack me from the inside. One tried to flee but I microwaved him with my breath and the last was squashed flat under my feet. Unpleasant feeling, almost like stepping into a shit, but small. I began clearing of the island. I finally felt relaxed. There is nothing better than a good fight and a snack. When I completely decontaminated the living area I found a warehouse. Xenia flew back and looked inside.
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