《What is god to a non believer》C5: SMS&Carrot
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It is time for my beauty sleep. I do not know how long I was sleeping but I woke up thanks to one thing.
SMS from GOD
Hello boy. How are you? Good? Bad?
Hey, I said something earlier about coursing your GOD.
I have to say that you have nice speech. ....but to all I was know as a King of the Monsters. Nice job. I never laughed so much. Omega good job. But do not be too confident. Have you ever used this WIKI which I gave you?
No?
Then you should check something in the site about cultivation levels, strongest beings and deep in shit you are now or maybe them? Well, carry on. I gonna check others, and here is a warning. I can read your mind like a book. So if you ever think about betrayal I will dispatch my special task force. It is not a threat, it is just a warning. They will just kill everyone in the world, you won't be even able to see them. Don't worry be happy.
Did you find some good chicks, I can't w8 for your wedding.
"> Are you going to get a single wife or a harem?
What the fuck? I admit I once thought about killing this GOD, but how did he know that and what the hell is this special task force? Since I woke up I should move my ass and do something about that Zontar. Maybe there is something in WIKI?
Zontar: Self-named great King of the Sea. Cultivation level:7/12.
Zontar`s Royal guards: Usually Megalodons. Cultivation level:5-6/12
And what about me?
Godzilla: Cultivation level: none
Say what? What about power comparison.
If user power compared to average level monster cultivation the user power is at level 8- 9/12. Further increase in the amount of spiritual energy is possible only by defeating( eating) a level 10-mythical beast,11-divine beast and 12 name unknown due to lack of existing being at that level in a current plane of the world.
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So level 12 is my target for now, but since 13 is my lucky number I will advance to lv 13. Yep, this will be the best.
Suddenly something hit my head. Why am I scared of this Zontar, he shouldn't be able to even scratch me. Well, no risk no fun. Time to establish my Kingdom and start something big. I wonder how this Zontar will taste? Like a giant carrot?
After some time of swimming, hunting, interrogating and eating some unlucky fishes I finally found something which looked like a palace of the King. Namely, something which looked like an old battlefield. There were ships and skeleton of something which was much, much bigger than me. It was like X10 my current size, and it wasn't sea creature, maybe a dragon.WIKI?
Skeleton of a Dragon King. Divine class.
Holy shit, Huston we got a problem. Ok, I will deal with this later on. Time to play.
I rushed toward the head of the skeleton. Some weak fishes tried to stop me but I just simply ramed them with my body. One of the sharks which looked stronger than the others showed up.
-Intruder, state up your business.- What a joke I thought, cant he sees my behavior?
-Nothing, I am just gonna take my seat and swim away.
-What?- I am losing patience.
-Where is this fool that is ordering you? WOOOM- I blew up some rock to show off my strength
-I will never betray my lord.
-Commendably, but move aside you cheap norimaki.-He stopped talking, I think he wanted to say something but I didn't give him a chance. I just grabbed his little brain through his mouth and pulled it out. Since he was stronger his crystal to find his way in Orient Express to my stomach.
Ok, where is this asshole?
-ZONTAR! SHOW YOURSELF, THIS SEA IS TOO SMALL FOR 2 KINGS!!!
-Who dares to call this King in such inappropriate manner? HY?
-ME!-Zontar had 30m high and looked exactly like this lame monster in that old movie.
-I will not surrender without the fight.
-I was hoping for this. -ROAAAARR
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