《What is god to a non believer》C1: SMS&food

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I woke up in darkness, and then I heard my SMS signal. In front of me opened up a blue screen. I cursed a little because it was too bright.

SMS from GOD

Hello boy, as for now you are in your egg. Before you hatch you have to know something.

First: Don't curse in front of your GOD, especially by calling his name.

Second: Strong monsters that are hatching from eggs have to absorb energy from the environment. You will need a lot of it if you have to be a King. You know that Godzilla feeds on radiation. This world has a lot of Uranium and others radioactive metals, you will be able to smell them, since you ass a baby Godzilla will need a lot of food, I will send you somewhere where you can find a lot of radiation. And I decided that I will upgrade your ability to feed on radiation to a level when you can feed of energy too, it will just need to be denser than that of the sea level. I think it was called spiritual energy or something, who cares. In conclusion, you will hatch in the deepest place underwater in this world I think it is near 15 km under sea level. Good luck with it. You can eat other monsters too it will be even better for you later on.

Third: Stop thinking that I treat you like an idiot.

Fourth: Your mentality will turn into that of a King of the Monsters. So you can find yourself feeling different in many situations. For example, if someone calls you a stupid lizard I can guarantee that you will be pissed off.

That's all. I will call you sometimes.

PS: Your sexual taste will change too. You will prefer strong female monsters e.t.c. If you get a wife I will be sure to come. Imagine this Godzilla and Kraken in the romantic wedding night. What a beautiful children you will have. Bye, Bye.

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PSS: Stay in your egg as long as you can, you will be able to gather more energy, also you will have the better conversion rate.

Great, i will wake up in the asshole of the sea and as a gift, I will get Ebirah to beat in a moment when I can't even breathe. I will be as pathetic as Minilla. Wait a moment, what if this GOD mistook my imagination of Godzilla with Zilla. Oh GOD let it not be Zilla...

Aaaand I fall asleep again.

Sometime later deep in the darkest region of the sea, in the place where even King of the Sea is never coming was a little egg. It was 2m tall and had 1m in diameter. It had a crack on its surface. Slowly little Minilla emerged from it. He smelled around and decided to eat his eggshell. He was too small to swim up so he decided to feed on what he could find at the bottom of the sea. He felt really comfortable he had a lot of spiritual energy, floor caves at the bottom smelled like something healthy and delicious, and it was. They were made from Uranium ore. If US army knows about this they would send emissaries of democracy to this place.

-Time to eat!- He purred and went to sleep again.

Sometimes he woke up and ate some unlucky small creatures, but for the most of the time, he slept.

50 years later.

-Warning, I am standing up!-I growled and cut the rock with my claw at the level of my head. I grew up to the 50 m or something in height. I can do it now.- Ok! Monsters, time to meet yours, King. - I tried to roar but for the first time by accident, I accomplished what I was trying to do by almost 40 years. I breathed the signature breath of Godzilla. Ionized oxygen and nitrogen gave blue light to my home, and every single thing in it died from radiation. They could withstand the pressure of water, spiritual energy but not concentrated radiation. I smiled and swam up. Time to eat something better than uranium ore.

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