《Vampire Villainess》Chatroom
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The Vampire's eyes scanned the features of her servants, the maid was assigned to her by the school, and Elias was her personal attendant, a servant that was assigned to her when she was 11, he was 4 years older than her and his family has been serving her family for generations all the way back to when they were a barony.
He struggled to keep eye contact, her chapped lips parted, "Did they really think I was dead?" Her voice was barely audible, and hoarse.
He flicked his vision away as a very faint barely visible pink tinge begun to show up on his ears, "I wouldn't dare to presume what ran through the mind of those personages."
She shifts her attention to the maid, "And you?"
The maid frantically shook her head in a panic, "I-I wouldn't dare!"
Her eyes drifted towards the teapot, "Throw the tea out, and after the doctor leaves, you are dismissed for the night."
They bowed and then quickly left the room, Elias with his hand on the hilt of his sword to stand guard outside the room and the maid with the tray in her hands.
The chubby girl, Lorraine, quickly returned with the school's physician in tow.
The middle-aged man with nondescript features had looked visibly pale once he entered the room, she raised her hand with the wrist side up for the doctor to check her pulse, and once he did he furrowed his brow and pulled out a wand, said a spell which caused the tip to glow, he brought it near her eyes and her pupils shrunk due to the light.
He then bowed in apology for his grievous mistake.
"There's no need to apologize, sir. Since you are a doctor we are exceedingly lucky the mistake wasn't a fatal one. It’s a good thing information about my ‘false’ death hasn’t gotten out yet. It would be terrible for the student’s trust in our school’s skilled physician."
He shuddered. Her eyes looked wholly uninterested in the situation despite the blatant threat that leaked from her mouth. He was a former imperial palace physician, and due to a mistake of his he was discarded and only managed to teach at this school by pulling some strings, the fact that she brought it up was a little terrifying, but then again she was -that- marquis’s daughter, that bat that flitted between factions, and she was engaged to Prince Lyons. He really didn’t want to get mixed up in politics, but his error would cost him that, yet again, and likely meant he owed her a favor that she will be taking advantage of in the future.
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He glanced at Lorraine, the more innocent duke’s daughter, two years her junior, and wondered if she caught how opportunistic the young marchioness was, and was surprised to see that she seemed to be in awe of her black heartedness, or more likely her political maneuvering. He exhaled and decided to discuss her recuperation.
“Well, you are still suffering from the remaining effects of hypothermia, so I don’t recommend you leaving bed and exerting yourself anytime soon, Miss. Don’t eat anything too heavy on the stomach, get lots of sleep, take warm baths, eat hot foods.-”
“I understand, basic procedure, yes?”
“...Yes.” He bobbed his head before turning to leave, followed by the other student.
“Elias, please escort them out, I wouldn’t want any of my guests to be alone with how late it is. Especially, you, dear Lorraine, thank you for the concern you’ve showed me, I’m highly appreciative of it. And I’m exceedingly sorry to do this, but, I’d like to ask you for a favor, “ She paused looking seemingly pensive, “Could you send over the documents I need to complete while I recuperate?”
“I’m the secretary, it’s part of my duties to make sure that the president gets her documents, there’s no need to ask.”
“If only there was more I could do to thank you…” She looked wistfully out the window, giving the younger girl a weak smile.
“Haha~ There’s no need for big sis to do anything to thank me, the fact that you’re alive is more than enough.” The chubby girl did a curtsey out of politeness, “Though, I’d prefer if we got to talk more. After you’ve recuperated, of course.”
“Of course.” She covered her mouth as she yawned and waved them away. And with that she had solidified a bond with Lorraine. Though they’ve already been rather close in the past, it’s just that last school year seemed to have distanced most students and cause the factions to reorganize themselves.
After everyone left she fell backward into the soft down filled pillows of her bed with a ‘pomf’,
‘Shit, I can't believe I'm the villain in an otome game. A pretty shitty one too. Well, the characterizations of the characters were pretty shitty, especially the extremely generic heroine, the hinted at world building was pretty decent.
I mean, I did finish all the routes. And I wrote a review on my blog. Mostly poking fun at it.
I remember the general details, nothing like the specific lines that the heroine said to capture the hearts of the main guys, plus, they're not the kind of people I want to have contact with.
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I vaguely remember their motivations... I think I sent the other blood moon class vampires a bunch of copies through the shadow concourse. Might as well try to talk to them through the channels.’
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GiggaBOOTY: Hey ya'll~ My form was just destroyed by an actual hunter recently. Coincidentally, remember 'Serenade of the doves'? Yeah, my new body is apparently the main villainess. I need the deets so that I can avoid the bad ends for my character.
Licky2dicky: Wut? That shitty game? LOLOLOLOL, let's hope the Hole-y maiden doesn't go after Lyons, you'd have to reincarnate again even if she doesn't get the good end.
Wizzard: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, good luck Big Sis.
PELORTHEBURNINGHATE☼: PRAISE THE SUN
Dumb☯Daoist: Bot reported.
PELORTHEBURNINGHATE☼: Who the fuck you calling a bot? I don't need to be a bot to PRAISE THE SUN!
Wizzard: LOLOLOLOL, you fell for the bait. XD
Licky2dicky: Big Sis, how far along the game's timeline are you? I'll give you a copy of the walkthrough I made, it has a chart for all the events' dates for each route.
OTOGEisLYFE: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT THAT SHITTY GAME WITH THE SLUT MC? OMFG I CAN GO ON FUCKING THREE HOUR RANT ABOUT IT. WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT PIECE OF SUFFERING! URGH, CAN'T FUCKING STAND THE MC, I ONLY STAYED FOR THE CRINGE. THE CGS DON’T EVEN GIVE THE GUYS NIPPLES!
GiggaBOOTY: @Licky2Dicky, Life saver T_T, I'll send you a pack of salt and vinegar prangles through the shadow concourse. Also, first day.
Dumb☯Daoist: All caps is against the rules.
Wizzard: LOLOLOL, They did anal in the gardening shed.
STRawBear☆: WAT? I'm in the middle of playing, what route is that? I only got to the event where she gets fingerbanged in the piano room.
Wizzard: @STRawBear☆ Duane's route, on the free time day of the fourteenth week, if you picked the gardening club and your affection is at 60 with him, pick the option to playfully splash him with the water in the wooden ladle.
GiggaBOOTY: Uwah. You'd crush this life if you were in my position.
OTOGEisLYFE: Sorry, old man. I had to emphasize how much I HATE the dick-brained MC.
Wizzard: Fuck that. The MLs are all garbage. Plus, if you apply all that knowledge you'll end up getting entangled with them, and god forbid you accidentally get them to fall in love with you.
GiggaBOOTY: I agree on all of those points.
Licky2Dicky: @GiggaBOOTY, Fuck yeah! Thanks.
STRawBear☆: @GiggaBOOTY, Big sis, you don't have your copy of the game in your dimension?
Dumb☯Daoist: @OTOGEisLYFE, who the fuck you callin' old, brat!
GiggaBOOTY: I left my console charging in my apartment... Also, I really don't want to play through the game again especially since I'll be living it.
PurpleNipples [MOD]: @OTOGEisLYFE, @Dumb☯Daoist, if you don't stop you will be silenced.
Wizzard: Uwah. PurpleNipples came out, how's your pussy?
PurpleNipples [MOD]: My cat is fine, he just had low blood pressure. I wish I could turn my pets immortal without corrupting them. T_T
PELORTHEBURNINGHATE☼: OH yeah, @GiggaBOOTY, what do you think happened to your cat after you reincarnated?
GiggaBOOTY: Thanks for reminding me that I left my cat in my personal dimension. Now I have to find out if cats exist here, and if they are pets.
Licky2Dicky: And sent. It's in your dimension! Don't forget about the Prangles!
STRawBear☆: Wasn't there some guy on the introductory channel who said that the game seemed to be set in his world?
Wizzard: @DARK♞, Big sis needs a tour guide!!!
DARK♞: ???
OTOGEisLYFE: @DARK♞, When the shadow bazaar opens again meet me so that I can visit big sis in her new life. Since Big Sis still needs 50 years before she can enter it and 200 before she can start world hopping.
DARK♞: I'm lost. What?
GiggaBOOTY: TL;DR: I died and reincarnated in your world, as the villainess in 'that' game, I need a guide because this shithead only knew stuff pertaining to being a prince's wife and school president duties.
DARK♞: Where R U?
GiggaBOOTY: Criena.
DARK♞: Dorlingen?
GiggaBOOTY: Yep. When you get here PM me.
PurpleNipples[MOD]: Didn't that game end with the holy maiden being incapable of properly getting rid of the miasma because of all the sex she was having?
GiggaBOOTY: Wut?
DARK♞: Sure. I'm on a different continent, give me 2 months of mist travel.
PurpleNipples[MOD]: There was no mention of her succeeding in any of the routes, and in Callum's good end it even implied that they ran away to another country because of it.
Wizzard: LOLOLOLOLOL
OTOGEisLYFE: Oh shit. BIG SIS, T_T
Licky2Dicky: Lemme double check.
Dumb☯Daoist: Think twice before having sex, kids. LOLOL.
STRawBear☆: I'm currently doing Callum's route. I'll PM @GiggaBOOTY when I verify it.
GiggaBOOTY: @DARK♞, if Bear verifies the miasma issue, take me away. Actually, take me away regardless, I don't want to get mixed up in all the politics and drama.
DARK♞: Got it.
She sent DARK♞ a PM.
GiggaBOOTY: Do cats exist here? Are they pets?
DARK♞: Yes and Yes. Boop your kitty's toe beans for me.
GiggaBOOTY:☺
DARK♞: Have a nice ☾!
GiggaBOOTY: You too!
She logged off the channels and prepared to go to sleep, her body needed it.
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