Adrian walked through the doorway, everything before him a blinding white. Passing beyond, he found himself in a white space without end. Everything before him was bare, except for a comfortable-looking chair, placed on a dais in the middle of the room.

"Welcome adventurer, to Grand Age Online. Please be seated to begin your character creation." Sang a pleasant female voice.

Arian tilted his head slightly, eyes squinting, full of suspicion, at the chair. He took another quick glance around, seeing nothing, and after seeing nothing headed towards the chair.

"Damn geezer isn't here... What is he up to I wonder? Maybe he's having some fun... I wish I had some proper tools around here, using my teeth really is rather slow... Maybe I should have them filed into points? That might work... I think I will if I am allowed..."

Adrian did not even pause as he closed in on the chair. Instead, he casually threw himself down on it, lounging, waving his feet in the air, watching his toes wiggling with a grin.

...

"Subject: Adrian.

Age: 5 001 0120 years old. (By experience)"

"Welcome, Mr. Adrian. We will now conduct a deep dive into your history, personality, psychological status, previous medical history, knowledge to deduce what kind of character parameters you will be allowed during your initial creation. Please remain seated while this procedure is initiated."

The pleasant female voice was calm and direct. Adrian however, had long ago lost interest. Instead, he was watching his bare feet, trying his best to reach down and clean away the dirt stuck underneath his toenails.

...

After a long while, the voice finally returned.

"Initial analysis completed. 236 breaches in health and safety protocols within-subject detected. Test subjected deemed unfit for character creation at this time. Recommending drastic psychotherapeutic measures, the subject is a danger for other players and himself. Proceed with character creation? Yes/No?"

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"I hope I won't regret this boy! Yes!"

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"Confirmed. Conducting automatic character creation based on subjects initial analysis..."

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"Initial character creation completed.

Character name: Adrian.

Inborn title: A victim of reality.

Additional titles:

The reborn

The hateful one

King of bitterness

The one who met god

The patient one

The all-knowing one

Lord of wisdom

Master of all Theoretical arts

God-friend

The one who cursed god

The one who hates god

The one who swore vengeance on god

The squashed one

The eaten one

The reconstructed one

The screaming one

The tortured one

The pain resilient one

The dismembered one

The begging one

The flayed one

The foul-mouthed one

The raped one

The suicidal one

The one who suffered

The slightly mad one

The boiled one

The pain resistant one

The laughing one

The crucified one

The gang-raped one

The mad one

The fleshy gourmet

The seducer of greater demons

The unfortunate lover

The stabbed one

The crushed one

The pain-loving one

The disembodied one

The soul tormented one

The one who feels no pain

The flesh eater

The blood drinker

The Lord Of Madness

Demon rider

Husband

The masochistic husband

Him who is a nasty brother-in-law

The blood sommelier

Boss of demons

The father of demons

The torture expert

The grandmaster of chess

The winner of the grand bet

The grandfather of demons

The eater of demons

The Lord Of Mayhem

The sharp-tongued one

The strongest soul

The great, great grandfather of demons

The one who did not need saving

The ungrateful one

The distracted one"

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"Oh boy... I knew he was far gone and went through some tough times, but isn't this a bit excessive? And what is with those "The one who hates God"!? Maybe resetting him would be the right thing to do after all? No... I would be a poor friend if I went and offed my companion just because he suffers from some slight trauma... Sigh, continue with character creation."

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"Affirmative. Deducing passives based titles, personality, and psychological state... Error! Passives can not be deduced. Subjects mind is too unstable to deduce the correct amount of passives. Proceed to race and class creation?"

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"I should have seen that coming... Yes, proceed..."

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"Affirmative. Character: Adrian. The subject has several unique races and legendary classes to chose from. Do you wish to commence with racial selection or automatic racial selection based on previous calculations?"

There wasn't, and wouldn't be any reply. Adrian was softly snoring in the chair. Totally unaware and uncaring of his future fate.

"Commencing automatic racial selection based on previous calculations...

The unique race selected: Progenetorial Blood Race (humanoid).

Do you wish to alter the character's physical aspects or to proceed with the class selection?"

"... snore..."

"Confirmed. Commencing class selection. Do you wish to select a class or proceed with class selection based on previous calculations?"

"...snore..."

"Confirmed. Commencing automatic class selection based on previous calculations...

The legendary class selected: Sage. Do you wish to personally alter your class abilities or for automatically generated abilities based on previous calculations?"

"... snore..."

"Confirmed. Commencing automatic generation of class abilities based on previous calculations...

Character creation complete:

Character name: Adrian

Automatically generated title: The mad

Race: Progenetorial Blood Race (humanoid)

Class: Sage (Legendary)

Passives: Unknown

Abilities: Unknown

Proceed to enter the world?"

"...snore..."

"Affirmative. Welcome to Grand Age Online."