Long story short, Luffy is an idiot.

He ate all the food, and then got eaten by a giant bird he tried to catch, Zoro and I followed the bird, the three idiots from Buggy's crew tried to take our boat, they got punched hard and we arrived at orange town.

And then there was an explosion and god I don't even know how he did it but zoro went in the OPPOSITE direction of where the explosion happened.

How can you be so stupid is beyond me.

At least my first nakama is someone with a brain. (Thank god), well, if I convince him to join.

Anyway, we arrived in time to hear Buggy scream to kill someone flashily, Nami I assume.

Zoro and I rushed up the stairs and arrived to see Nami about to be killed.

*VRRRRR*

Zoro used his three swords to block the Buggy's pirate and I used my power to slice the weapon of the one that passed through.

"Zoro ! Ruri !" Luffy called out to us while trapped inside a cage.

"Hey boys, you don't think that's a bit much for just one girl ?" I said as my legs turned back to their original state.

The pirates got back and eyed us warily.

"Roronoa Zoro." Buggy called out, He is a really cool guy, a bit of a douche but he is one of my favourite characters. "Are you here for my head ? I knew you would come for me one day." He said and took a knife out.

"Hm ? I have no interest in your head, I quit the bounty hinter business." Zoro replied

"But I want yours ! My fame will be ten times better when people will hear I killed the famous Roronoa Zoro !" He charged at him but Zoro quickly 'killed' him.

"Hehe..." The Buggy pirates started laughing

"Why are they laughing ? I killed their captain." Zoro said confused

That is my cue, I pushed Zoro out of the way, turned my fingers into chainsaws and quickly destroyed Buggy's knife.

Meanwhile Buggy's reconstructed himself

"Buggy the clown." I said catching everyone's attention " has a bounty of 15 millions beri, user of the Bara Bara No Mi, Paramecia type, cannot be hurt by swords and other cutting type of weapon. Only weakness is that his body parts cannot too far from his feet or he'll be dragged back." I said and everyone looked at me with their jaw open.

"You sure know a lot about me Girly." Buggy said, he was serious. He drew all his knives.

"I have an offer for you, I am recruiting for my crew, I only recruit the best and you have a place in mine." I said and looked at him straight in the eyes, he probably won't accept but I'll still try.

Everyone was staring at me, Buggy's crew thought I was either stupid or crazy. Buggy was thinking and Luffy and the other didn't know what to think of me.

"Before you say anything, know that I will be the Queen of Pirates and that I only chose the best, I know everything about you and you have the type of qualities I search for. Of course there are benefits to joining me, you will be the one in charge of my crew's treasure, know that I have quite the sum already, at least a hundred million beri." I finished with a smirk.

Everyone's jaw hit the floor, Nami made a small gasp. That's not a lie, I asked God to give at least a hundred million, I don't know exactly how much he has given me.

"You have some guts girly, I'll think about it." Buggy finally said.

"I give you 2 hours. Now if you'll excuse me I'll take my friends with me and leave." Zoro and I grabbed Luffy's cage and Nami followed us.

~Buggy's P.O.V~ right after Ruri left ~

"Captain buggy ? You are not really considering her offer ? She is just a girl, she doesn't even have a power like you !"

"When she protected zoro, I felt her strength, she crushed my knife with ease and her eyes, there was something in them, something that I hadn't felt in a long time." I responded, I looked around me and spotted the perfect person for this. "MOHJI !"

"Yes Captain Buggy ?" Mohji stepped out of the shadows.

"Go in town and test the girl. Go all out on her and do it flashily !"

"Yes captain buggy. Richie come here !" He hopped on the giant lion and left.

~Back to ruri~

"Hey Ruri, were you serious about recuiting Big Nose into your crew ?" Luffy asked me

"Yes and no." That earned me three confused look. "I really want him to join my crew but it was mostly something I said to get us out without any unnecessary fight. Now Luffy get back from the cage, I'm going to open it."

Luffy nodded and got back. I turned my whole arm into a chainsaw, I cut through the whole front of the cage, Luffy stepped out and we untied him.

"Aaaah ! Feels good to stretch." He stretched his arms and legs.

Then he noticed chouchou just standing there and looking at us.

He tried to touch it, only to be bitten.

"AAAAH ! Dumb dog ! Stop bitting my face !" He half screamed while trying to get the dog to let go.

Anyway while all that was happening the mayor Boodle arrived.

"Hey you damn whipper snappers ! Leave chouchou alone !" He screamed at us.

The mayor introduced himself and explained the story of chouchou, how he was protecting the store of pirates, how his master passed on, that he thinks chouchou is protecting the store because of the memories he has of his master.

He sighed. "I tried to get him to the shelters bu he would prefer to stave to death than leave his post." He said as he petted chouchou.

"ROWWWWR !"

"Something's coming let's run !" Nami and the mayor ran while me, Luffy and zoro stayed.

A giant white lion arrived with Mohji on his head.

"What do we have here ? I am Mohji, Bugy's first mate. Everyone call me the Lion tamer." He paused and looked at me. "Buggy wishes for me to test you. I will prive you are not worth his time. Richie get her !"

"Luffy, Zoro, stay out of this please." I said and smiled.

Richie rushed and attempted to crush me.

"Shave." I used one of the six power from the CP9, it's the only one I had time to learn. I reappeared next to Mohji. "You wish to test me ? You can already quit you are not worth my time." I said and punched him.

He fell from richie, he got up and reached for his whip. "Impressive but speed is not somethig that'll help you !" He used his whip and caught my arm.

"Caught you ! Richie crush her !" He said and Richie attempted to crush me by rolling over, I jumped down from Richie.

"You didn't catch me, I caught you." I smirked and pulled on his whip, he was surprised as he got pulled towards me.

"Say how well I beat your ass to buggy." I punched on top of his head, he fell on the floor.

I turned to richie, "take your master and bring him back, he'll be a bit dizzy when he wakes up but he'll be fine otherwise.

Richie growled but did what I said anyway.

"How did you do that ?" Zoro asked me once the Lion was gone.

"Do what ?"

"How did you move so fast ? Once second you were next to us, the next you were punching that Mohji guy in the face. How ?" He added.

"Look at my feet and tell me what I do." I tapped the ground ten times "Shave." And appeared on a roof.

"I saw it, you hit the ground ten times with the back of your feet." He said.

"Correct, that's a move called shave, it makes you move really fast. It's not that hard to do with a little bit of practice." I said

"Impressive, how long did it take you to learn it ?" Zoro asked.

"A little over two weeks." I said, it's a lie it only took me two hours but only because god made it easier for me, that plus the fact I am naturally strong as a living weapon.

The mayor came back and made his little show before going to buggy's pirates.

Or he would've if I didn't knock him out.

"Why did you do that ?!" Nami screamed at me.

"He would've gotten himself killed if he went there. Anyway, it's time to see what buggy's answer is. I'll let you take care of him if he says no."

~Buggy~ 3rd P.O.V

"Sorry captain Buggy, I couldn't get her." Mojhi said as he kneeled before Buggy.

"How was she ? You don't seem hurt." Buggy asked from his seat.

"I don't know, she was about to get crushed by richie but she just dissapeared, before she reappeared behind me and punched me. After that I caught her arm with my whip, or at least that's what I thought but she just casually pulled on the whip and knocked me out, I couldn't do anything. I aplogize."

"Hmmm. It's almost been two hours, be ready guys, prepare the Buggy ball, we'll answer this flashily !"

The pirates cheered.

~Ruri~ Still 3rd P.O.V

We stood in front of the pub the buggy pirates were waiting. Buggy was looking at me.

"I'll take care of the treasure and the map, you take care of the pirates okay ?" Nami said, we just nodded.

"So, have you considered my offer ? Know that those two here really want to kick your ass." I pointed at Zoro and Luffy.

"It was a really tempting offer, it was hard to make the choice you know ? My flashy answer is..." Bugy lifted a hand in the air and screamed, " FIRE THE BUGGY BALL !" The cannon shot at us.

"Wrong answer. Luffy, please." They knew it meant they could take care of the pirates.

"Gumo Gumo No..." he took a deep breath and, "...balloon !" Turned into a giant balloon, sending back the Buggy ball in their face.

Only Buggy and cabaji came out unharmed.

After that the fight was quickly over, Zoro took care of cabaji in less than 30 seconds since he didn't get wounded and Buggy kept being distraced, wether by Nami stealing his treasure or Luffy calling him big Nose.

He used the Bare Bare festival and Nami used the occasion to tie his body parts.

"I'll admit, he looks quite cute in this form." I said.

"Except for the cursing and the knives, I agree with you." Nami responded and smirked.

"Gumo gumo No Rocket !" Luffy threw his arms backwards and set flying Mini Buggy.

And like this it was over, the Buggy pirates were defeated and we left the island with nami leaving behind half of her teasure and a little extra from me to rebuild the town.